Chapter Text
[SEOKJIN’S PHONE]
[The four horsemen]
10/03/21
me
I hate him
I really do
(20:55)
(ex)roommate
not again
(20:58)
hobihobi
come again?
(20:58)
me
the two genders
(20:59)
(ex)roommate
Jesus Christ
(21:01)
hobihobi
??
(21:03)
(ex)roommate
Hoba don’t ask, really
(21:03)
me
it’s about [redacted] Hobi
(21:03)
hobihobi
is [redacted] Taehyung?
what did he do now?
(21:04)
me
we don’t mention the devil’s name here
but yeah, him
he stole my case
(21:04)
(ex)roommate
did he?
(21:05)
me
he did!
it was supposed to be given to me but they changed it last minute and now Taehyung gets to have it
(21:06)
(ex)roommate
sigh
(21:06)
hobihobi
that’s not really stealing hyung
(21:07)
me
I bet he talked to our boss to make him change his mind
(21:07)
(ex)roommate
this weird fixation you have with him
(21:08)
(ex)roommate
is looking very suspicious rn
(21:10)
me
the dramatic pause of 2 min
(21:10)
(ex)roommate
I mean it hyung
just stop obsessing over the guy
I bet life will be way peacefuler for you
(21:12)
me
that word doesn’t exist
it doesn’t right?
(21:14)
hobihobi
was the case very important?
(21:15)
me
I mean.
Not really (?)
It’s a fraud case
quite boring actually
(21:18)
hobihobi
then why are you upset??
(21:19)
(ex)roommate
because Taehyung is involved
(21:19)
me
right
(21:19)
(ex)roommate
and it’s looking very weird
(21:20)
me
no
(21:20)
(ex)roommate
(-ㅅ-)
(21:21)
me
whatever
(21:22)
me
I’ll go drink to forget my friends don’t care about my problems ㅠㅠㅠㅠ
(21:22)
(ex)roommate
we really don’t
(21:23)
hobihobi
hyung don’t be mean ㅎ-ㅎ
(21:24)
me
the disrespect.
(21:25)
(ex)roommate
ily <3
(21:25)
me
(( _ _ ))..zzzZZ
(21:26)
11/03/21
joon
peacefuler doesn’t exist, by the way.
(00:35)
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[TAEHYUNG’S PHONE]
[Twice fanclub]
10/03/21
me
did you guys see Seokjin’s face when I got the case 🥵
(18:04)
mini
the poor guy, he looked very upset :(
(18:13)
me
I think he looked hot
(18:15)
mini
of course you did -.-
you dramatic hoe
(18:17)
me
‘m not a dramatic hoe !!
(18:17)
me
wait why hoe
(18:23)
JK
yesterday you said you wanted him to, and I quote, “fuck you so hard against his desk you got the desk’s wood tattooed in your tiddies”
(18:24)
JK
can’t believe I wrote that.
(18:25)
mini
can’t believe I had to read that
(18:26)
me
I may be a dramatic hoe ( ‘ ´_ゝ`)
(18:27)
JK
you think?
(18:27)
mini
maybe if you stopped acting like a brat and behaved like a nice human around him you wouldn’t be so frustrated
(18:28)
me
but he’s so hot when he’s angry ㅠㅠ
(18:29)
JK
heavy sigh
(18:29)
me
I know he likes me too
I do
he stares at me quite a lot
he also stares at my ass when I’m not looking
(18:30)
JK
how would you know if you’re not looking?
(18:30)
me
I can feel it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
(18:31)
mini
honey I’m sorry but I don’t think he stares at you for the reasons you think
(18:31)
me
then why would he be staring at my ass ????
do you not know hate and love are the same?
I’m building this tension between us
enemies to lovers, 200k, slow burn
(18:32)
mini
life’s not a fic tae ㅠㅠ
(18:33)
JK
so basically what you’re doing is piss him off and make him hate you
because you don’t know how to flirt with him
and we’re letting that happen (??)
aren’t we nice friends?
(18:34)
mini
he deserves a slap in the face to stop his buffoonery
(18:35)
me
if who slaps me is Seokjin
then hell yeah
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
(18:35)
JK
do you even know if he's single?
(18:36)
me
he's single
(18:36)
JK
how do you know?
(18:37)
me
bc he stares at my ass when I'm not looking
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
(18:37)
JK
oh my god.
and stop using that face
it’s disturbing (o_o)
(18:38)
me
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
(18:38)
JK
bye
(18:38)
mini
how did we get here.
(18:40)
me
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
(18:37)
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[mini’s CHAT ROOM]
11/03/21
Taehyung
I can see you going into Seokjin’s office
leave the man alone ffs
he hasn’t even arrived yet
(07:05)
wdym
I ain’t doing anything
(07:07)
you’re going to bother him as usual
don’t mention the case
(07:07)
who says I’m going to bother him???
(07:08)
you???
with your every waking breath???
(07:08)
I never said such a thing Σ(-᷅_-᷄๑)
(07:09)
you did.
(07:09)
alright I did but I actually have to ask him something
about the case
I’m not gonna rail him up
I swear
(07:10)
let me doubt it
(07:10)
it 's true!!
he’s better than me in fraud cases
I’m actually as surprised as him they gave me the case
(07:11)
you’re pretty good with fraud cases
you should watch me handling them
(07:11)
you’re a divorce lawyer Jimin
it’s okay for you to find them difficult, you’re an expert in another field
(07:12)
Taehyung we’ve been through this
you’re good at your job
stop doubting yourself
(07:14)
I know
I have to leave, Seokjin’s here
ttyl min
(07:17)
bye Tae <3
behave
(07:17)
(￣ー￣)
(07:17)
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[SEOKJIN’S PHONE]
[The Four Horsemen]
11/03/21
me
I enter my office first thing in the morning
guess who was there
(08:23)
joon
paperwork?
(08:26)
(ex)rommate
let me guess
(08:27)
me
yes?
(08:36)
(ex)rommate
sorry I suddenly got bored of your stubborn denyal
(08:37)
me
(｀_´)
(08:37)
hobihobi
[redacted]?
(08:39)
me
exactly, [redacted]
(08:39)
joon
stop saying [redacted] and use his name, it’s giving me a headache (｡-_-｡).
(08:40)
me
can’t believe you still use a full stop unironically（ ; ; ）
(08:40)
(ex)rommate
he’s a boomer, leave him alone
(08:41)
joon
I’m technically not a boomer.
because I wasn’t born between 1946 and 1964.
(08:42)
me
yes joonie, we get it
(08:43)
hobihobi
you’re so cute Joonie, don’t let them be mean to you :(
(08:43)
(ex)rommate
what about me?
(08:44)
me
what about you?
(08:44)
(ex)rommate
am I cute too Hoba?
(08:45)
me
I’m leaving.
(08:46)
hobihobi
o-of course you are
(08:46)
me
did you
did you stutter over text?
(08:47)
hobihobi
:(；ﾞﾟ'ωﾟ'):
(08:47)
(ex)rommate
😉
(08:48)
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[(ex)rommate's CHAT ROOM]
11/03/21
stop flirting with him on the gc
it’s disgusting I hate couples ¬¬
(09:01)
we’re not a couple
(09:01)
right.
bc you’re evil and like to see him suffer
even though you know he likes you
(09:04)
if I have to cope with your rants about your crush
you’ll have to cope with mine too
(09:07)
it 's not a crush!!!!
I hate him >:(
(09:12)
sure you do hyung
(09:13)
don’t use that tone on me
respect your elders.
(09:18)
=.=
(09:19)
i hate u
(09:23)