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[ ...the ruler and the hero couldn't be together since they were born with the same gender. They loved each other but the opposition of the other nobles caused them to separate in their own ways. The hero wept, praying to the gods with the hope to be with the ruler but none of his prayers were heard.
After seeing each other in secret for a really long time, they began to plan on running away. However, the country's situation wasn't as peaceful. The people needed their leader and so, they went into the battle for many of times to protect their beloved kingdom.
They tried so hard to prove themselves in order for the vassals to accept the hero. But, it was all for naught. When he finally truly despaired over the fact that he couldn't ever be together with the person he loved the most, the Sun Goddess granted his wish.
As the symbol of their love, the goddess gave them a blessing. Two beautiful princes then born from that blessing. With that blessing, the mouths of the people who went against their love, were tightly shut.
In the end, they were able to marry each other and live happily ever after...
The End. ]
"...What a load of bull. Who the hell wrote this?"
A red haired young boy laid on his stomach as he flipped the pages of the story book on the sofa. He was annoyed by the fact the story book was defying too much from the original story while there was another boy as the same age as him, sitting politely across him.
"Right? The blessing were already there since our ancestors built this country.", that boy too was calmly reading books. After a while he suddenly ruffled his own black hair and let out a groan.
"Argh... I didn't even expect to be included in the family tree too. To memorize this many names... Dad really is amazing."
"Well, he's the main character. It can't be helped." The other boy only gave a shrug as he grinned playfully. With that they spent their entire evening relaxing inside of the wide library.
....
Are you wondering who these kids are?
Well....
I was once known as Kim Jae Hyuk. I was your ordinary college student with an ordinary name and life except for the fact that I have a twin brother. That brother of mine was the only family I had and he was older than me by 5 minutes. I hated to admit it but he was my hyung. Even I couldn't believe he was my older brother. He was not at all fit to be the older one.
We were always joined by the hips from the very moment we were born. We were never separated. Whatever he was going to do, I was too. Whatever it is I did, he did too. Yeah, that kind of thing.
We were born and raised together and rarely had anytime for us to be with another people without our twin. Some of our close friends even joked that we'd be dying together and go to the afterlife together.
Yeah...
No shit.
We really died together. Horribly at that.
And unsurprisingly, we went to the afterlife together too which caused us in this situation.
I knew from my instinct that my twin brother from my previously life too got reincarnated together as my twin brother in this life as well. Funny, huh.
Born together, living a life together, struggle to live together, die together and then what? Got reborn together? Ha! Am I a joke to you, oh God?
At first, I was panicked and didn't know what to do but that was until the person who gave birth to me and my brother, put us to sleep. What I did remember was that... they had long beautiful red hair. One question though...
WHO THE HELL COULD HAVE SUCH BRIGHT NATURAL RED HAIR COLOR???
That was because my brother got thin red hair!! It meant that the color I saw was not a dye. Is this a fantasy world or something??
Later on, my thoughts was surely proven right.
This world...
A world where we were reincarnated into was a world of the last novel we read just before we died. In conclusion, we died when we were still reading the latest update of that novel. Truly... Such a cliché. Haha I want to laugh.
Trash of the Count's Family or you could call it 백작가의 망나니가 되었다. I dare say it was the one of the best Korean fantasy novel out there. I was so hooked to the point I spent most of my time talking about it on my social media accounts. And when we were already got ahold of things, we figured some shocking truths...
My parents, to be honest, are the main characters of this novel. Moreover, both of them are men. They're dudes. They're guys. I never said the person who gave birth to me was a woman, now did I?
Yeah, the person who gave birth to us was the true main character. His name was Cale Henituse but now that he's been married, I suppose he's called Cale Crossman.
And our father, I mean, the one who got our Cale pregnant was Alberu Crossman. The one and only emperor in the Western Continent.
The novel we read wasn't even a BL! Not even an omegaverse and yet!
How... could they just—
Not like I mind though. Cough. (...Whoever sent us here, thank you for letting us watch over our ship in real life) (PR/N: No prob, hun.) (A/N: Ur not even the author.)
Never mind that, we'll just discuss those later.
I became a baby but fortunately, I still could communicate with my one and only comrade for life, my dear hyung. That was...
Through mind transmission.
And a few months after we were born, our parents finally officially got married. That was when the naming ceremony of ours got held too. My brother and I then were named 'Hyun Crossman' and 'Hyuk Crossman' respectively.
Now... I was suspicious of my own dad (Cale). Did he have something like an appraisal skill thingy? I don't think he did but how could he be so precise with our names??
Anyway...
That night, we couldn't really sleep. No matter how busy they were, they would sleep at least beside us every night. Now that they were not here, we realize then. The parents' figure had so much impact on us after being left like that the whole night. We both need emotional support. Not just from each other but from our parents too. Before we knew it, we became needy.
Not that being needy was bad... It's just...
feeling a bit lonelier that's all.
I just had this thought.
'Aahhh~ they mist be having the time of their lives since today is their wedding night~'
I wasn't wrong!! It only made me feel worse.
I hate couples... I didn't even have a chance to date in my previous life. Not even once! Even shoes have their pair, how the hell did I not have one?
Hyun was popular but I wasn't. I always wondered about that. Oh bloody hell.
Let's leave it at that. I'm going to be depressed if this goes on.
But...
Hey!
Why did Cale Henituse call that scary chef, a son of an old vicious assassin as our babysitter?!
In the end, we couldn't sleep due to the babysitter's intense gaze. I think you know why.
Apparently, Saint Jack from Mogoru Kingdom got a revelation from the Sun God, no, Sun Goddess before our births were revealed to the whole world. We were thankful for that. If he didn't, people would start questioning the truth of our births. They would even ask for proof that we were the Empire's princes.
To the contrary, the people accepted us just like that without anyone doubting the validity of the revelation. It was just that... They had that much of faith in this country's rulers AKA our fathers. But there was this one weird guy who traveled all the way from a faraway nation to this empire just so that he could see us. He even worshipped us like... What the hell?!
I can't... with this world. Stop it already. It's getting weirder and weirder by the minute!!!!!
There was just this one awkward time when we listened to our parents' flirting and they were doing it in front of us! Please... You guys... Have some shame a little... You were flirting in front of your children, you know?
But yeah... No way in hell they would understand what we want to say. It's getting worse, I need some bleach to wash my eyes with.
"Cale, pamper me. Why is it that you always do it with the kids but not me?"
"Your majesty, you're already a full-fledged adult."
"Who said I didn't want to be pampered?"
They quarreled for a bit and when our dad finally agreed, father let out an amused laugh. What a devilish man he is. Ikemens are scary.
"...but the kids are here?"
"That's fine. They wouldn't remember and understand what we're going to do after all."
"No way, I'm not doing it. Not when the kids are here."
"So should we go doing 'it'? It's been a long time since we're done it."
"What are you saying your majesty? The kids are listening!"
"They are not."
Excuse me but we heard you guys loud and clear thank you very much.
Never mind bleach, PLEASE JUST COVER MY EARS. Who wanted to hear those cheesy lines from your own parents, huh? Tell me.