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"STEEEEEVENNNNN!" Johnny screamed, even though Mustard was right next to him.
"Fuck do you want bruh." Morrissey replied.
"I want the Gucci sneakers with crystals on them will you buy them for me?" Mozzarella stared blankly at Johnny.
"Pretty please with a cherry on top?" More Of Sea laughed.
"I'm not your sugar daddy, I'm not finna buy you shit just bc you want it." Johnny frowned and looked sad, which made Morrissey feel bad.
"Well..." More A See started and Johnny perked up.
"I've always wanted to bottom... if you fuck me right in my hairy ass I'll buy you them shits." Johnny screamed in happiness.
"I'll do anything!" Morrissey nodded and they stripped bc they're already in the bedroom and then um uh oh yeah they like oh yeah they went on the bed. Morrissey got on his hands and knees and stuck his flabby ass out and Johnny just couldn't resist. He ate Morrissey's ass and More Of Sea moaned.
"Mmm, just like that..." He moaned, but then one of his asshole hairs got in Johnny's mouth and he choked on it.
"Heckin heck dude, get your ass waxed." Morrissey giggled and went oooooops teehee. Johnny couldn't take it anymore so he got up and shoved his pp right in there.
"yyeeeeOOOOOWWWWKWOWOOWOWO!!!!111!!1!!1" Morrissey exclaimed.
"What." Johnny said like annoyed.
"You didn't prep me, you didn't use lube... you a cruel, cruel man."
"Bitch I never topped before how tf I'm supposed to know." Morrissey groaned.
"This sucks. Get on with it then." Oh no! Johnny thought. Those crystal Gucci sneakers might not be his if he didn't do this right! He pulled out then grabbed lube and finger fucked Mozzy then put hella lube on his dick and slowwwwly slid in.
"Ahhh, much beh-uh." Mustard said in his Bri-ish accent although Johnny would really say that bc he got that ol Alabama England accent and More of sea pronounciates his words like iykyk. ANywho, Johnny began rapidly penetrating Morr's third eye and he was like
"ooooo yuhhh right therrrre" And Johnny was already close so he grabbbed poopoo pants's ding dong and pumped it hecka quick.
"oooOOOOOOOUUUUHHHHHHH OH FUCK OH GOD OH YES YES YES OH MY GOD IM FUCKING COMINGGGGG!!!!" HE SCREamed and he came all over the Frozen 2 sheets. Johnny came too so yeah.
"Alright babe can we get those sneaker's now????"
"Yeah, but let me rest for a while. I'm old, you know. You wouldn't get it." Mustard Seed groaned and Johnny was devastated.
"Ok give me money so I can go." Morrissey shot up.
"You are NOT driving me silver 2009 Toyota (?) Priys." Oops Prisu PRius Prius.
"Ugh, just because I'm 57 and I don't have a driver's license shouldn't stope me!" Johnny whined. Oh my god does this even make sense i'm turnning on running on a diet coke and 1 pice of chicken teriyaki like does is like wait i'm so confused hol up ok anyway
"OH MY GOD I CAN'T THINK LITERALLY JUST SHUT UP MORR DA SEED!!!!!" Johnny yelled.
"Fine, I'll take you my god." They got dressed and went to Gucci.
"Hi yes hello um hey I'd like these." Johnny showed the Gucci man his phone the like the... uh... um OH the picture.
"What size?" Gucci man asked.
"16 and a half." JOhnny has huge feet bc he's a guitar player and everyone knows true guitar gods have huge feet. Duh.
"Ooooo yeah we're sold out. Sorry." Johnny then went
"WAAAAWOOOOOOOO FUCK YOOOOOOOU" Then ran the heck outta here there and went home and sucked JOhnny
s Morrissey's dick again and he sqallowed his cum and then threw it up and yeah. H A P P Y !