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I’d do anything for you.
Oswald had been thinking about those words all night.
Himself and Nygma were sitting on the couch in front of a roaring fire (the heat helped Oswald’s mangled leg) and drinking wine into the early hours of the morning.
Oswald had opened a fine merlot and kept refilling Ed’s glass as they talked about the Gotham underworld and the prospect of another term as Mayor.
Be bold, Oswald. Be brave. Love is the one area in life where you throw all caution to the wind and take a chance.
Oswald’s mother had been right with so many aspects of his life. She had believed that her boy would one day find the person he was meant to be with. She had guided him on this path, and even though she was gone, her words still rang loudly in his mind.
When you find love run to it. Don’t let anything stand in your way.
Ed was giggling about something Oswald had said aloud. His cheeks were rosy red from the wine and the heat from the flames. He was hiding behind his wine glass and casting furtive glances at Oswald.
“Can I ask you something?” Oswald asked, watching Ed nod immediately and a grin work its way across the other man’s face.
“Anything.” Ed said at once, without hesitation.
“It is of a more… personal nature.” Oswald warned.
“Go ahead. You know everything about me anyway.” Ed shrugged, placing the wine glass on the glass coffee table in front of him.
“Did you mean it?” Oswald asked.
“Mean what, Oswald?” Ed asked, confused.
“That you would do…. anything for me?” Oswald probed, feeling his cheeks flush.
“I meant every word, Oswald.” Ed admitted. “I would walk into a burning building for you.”
“That is not required.” Oswald chewed his lip nervously. “I have something else in mind.”
“Oh?” Ed perked up at once, eager to show Oswald the truth of his words. “Go ahead. There are very few requests I would deny you.”
“What about sexual requests?” Oswald felt his cheeks flame with humiliation. He cast his eyes downward as Ed leaned forward, a sly smile forming on his face.
“What about them?” Ed asked in a low tone. “I said I’d do anything for you. I meant it.”
“I would like to make love to you. Right here. Right now. On this couch.” Oswald blurted out, feeling freed by the glorious truth.
“Oh.” Ed giggled a little and sat back more comfortably into the couch. “I have never been with a man, Oswald.”
“Me neither.” Oswald admitted. “Nor have I ever felt the slightest urge to lay with another human being. Until you…”
“You are really attracted to me?” Ed asked, almost in disbelief.
“Yes, God’s yes!” Oswald grinned. “You are the most beautiful creature I have ever seen.”
Ed went quiet, seemed to be lost in his thoughts. Oswald quivered in anticipation of Ed’s imminent refusal. After all, fantasy was one thing. But taking the next step into an actual sexual situation? Maybe that was too much for Ed.
“Okay.” Ed said slowly, deliberately. “How shall we do this?”
“Kiss me.” Oswald hated the needy quality to his voice, but he needed to feel Ed’s lips against his own. Ed leaned forward, a smug smile lingering on his lips before he pressed his own mouth gently against Oswald’s in a chaste kiss.
And that was all it took for Oswald to lose control.
He was a passionate man, a violent man, filled with intense energy.
When Edward’s lips touched his, he almost leapt into the other man’s arms, grinding his whole body into Ed and his mouth devouring Nygma until his lips were bruised and puffy. Ed gasped at the onslaught of intense physical sensation, grinding himself against Oswald instinctively as Oswald pulled back, eyes glassy and wild.
Then, he wobbled off Ed’s lap and unbuckled his own trousers, letting them fall with a shrug. Stepping out of the pants, Oswald took off his underwear and Ed gasped at the sight before him.
Oswald was hard, harder than he ever thought was possible. He was leaking and beautiful and waiting for him.
Oh.
Ed tore his own pants off and wiggled off his underwear. His own dick was throbbing painfully as Oswald’s dark eyes roamed over his lower body, his tongue licking the lower lip of his mouth as Ed watched on, entranced.
“Turn around.” Oswald growled.
Ed shuffled onto his hands and knees, rear exposed as Oswald closed in. He could feel Oswald’s shirt tickle his rump as Oswald leaned closer, closer…
Thwack!
Ed cried out in pain and desire as Oswald’s stinging palm connected with his left buttock. He could almost feel the skin burning and could imagine the red hand print that would stay with him for some time.
Then he felt Oswald close to his exposed anus, the warm breath of his friend tickling his puckered hole.
“Oh please!” Ed groaned. “Do it!”
Oswald’s tongue slipped easily into the ring of muscle and Ed cried out as his entire body shuddered. Lapping and circling the anus, Oswald lost himself to the sound of Ed’s moans, his mouth kissing Ed passionately drawing out sweet moans and groans.
“Hold still.” Oswald whispered, backing up and crossing the room swiftly. Ed looked over his shoulder, wondering why Oswald had stopped until he saw the bottle of lube in his friend’s hand and sucked in a deep breath.
“Oh my.” Ed’s voice was tremulous. “This is really happening.”
“Yes, my darling.” Oswald sighed as he quickly lubed himself up and lined himself up with that beautiful ring of muscle. The head of his cock teased Ed’s hole and the other man tensed up, moaned delightfully. Oswald had chosen to stand whilst Ed was positioned on the couch in the most lovely way.
“Please Oswald, please do it.” Ed whispered as Oswald pushed inside in one swift movement. Ed felt the slide and the burn, tears running down his face as he felt himself filled to the brim with Oswald’s girth, felt the balls touch his sensitive rear. “Ah!” Ed wailed.
Oswald grabbed Ed’s tie, turning it around so that the material effectively blocked Ed’s airways as he pulled out and then plunged back in, leaving Ed seeing stars.
Ed was overwhelmed with all the sensations. He tightened his muscles instinctively against the slide of Oswald’s cock, the tie wrapped around Oswald’s clever fingers as he pulled the material taut and then relaxed the hold.
“I’m close.” Oswald panted as the rhythm became erratic and Ed felt himself teetering on the brink of release. With a smirk, Ed tightened his anal muscles and Oswald came undone at once, spilling his seed deeply within his friend. Ed climaxed almost instantly after, feeling the spasm of Oswald’s cock deep inside.
Oswald pulled out finally, gasping for breath. His leg was killing him but the reward was worth the pain.
Ed slumped forward, face against the pillow. He was breathing erratically as Oswald gently touched his ass, almost reverently.
“Let’s take a bath together.” Oswald announced, lifting Ed carefully into his arms. The other man was all floppy limbs as Oswald cradled him, took him to the bathroom and ran them both a bubble bath.
“Can we do that again?” Ed asked sleepily as Oswald rubbed his brow affectionately.
“Of course.” Oswald smiled. “Anything for you, my love.”