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Ingenium has added Deku, GroundZero, Shouto, Uravity, RedRiot, Froppy, GrapeJuice, Creati, Chargebolt, Earphonejack, Tsukuyomi, Mindjack, Pinky, CantStopTwinkling, Tentacole, Cellophane, Tailman, Anima, InvisibleGirl and SugarMan to the official Class 2-A server
Ingenium: Last month, Kaminari came to me with the idea of a class chatroom as a way to improve our communication, ever since, I have been working with Yaoyorozu to convince our Sensei’s to set up this official Class 2-A chatroom server. Please note that this is a way to help us work better as a class and shall only be used for educational purposes.
Earphonejack: this is going to end in disaster
Creati: I did try telling him it was a bad idea.
Pinky: denki you troll lmaoo
Chargebolt: idk what ur talking about
Earphonejack: sure you don’t
RedRiot: omg yes! group chats are so manly!!
Deku: I don’t really know if “manly” is the right word
Uravity: dekuuu! my child!!!!
Froppy: kero-kero
Uravity: *our
Froppy: I love you <3
Chargebolt: right in front of my salad
RedRiot: since when do you eat salad!?
Chargebolt: babe… don’t out me like that
Cellophane: this chat has existed for all of five minutes and there’s already so much gay shit happening
Deku: well what else can you expect from this class??
Pinky: the broccoli lord speaks the truth
GroundZero: the fuck is this!?
Ingenium: It is a class 2-A chatroom for education purposes only!
GroundZero: yeah good luck with that
GroundZero has left the official Class 2-A server
RedRiot: oh no you dont!
RedRiot has added GroundZero to the official Class 2-A server
GroundZero: fuck you shitty hair!!
RedRiot: your not my type and I have a boyfriend so no thanks
Creati: You’re*
GroundZero: I HATE ALL OF YOU FUCKING EXTRAS!!!!!!
Ingenium: Bakugou! Please refrain from using such vulgar language!
Uravity: lmao, iida uses better words in his texts then I do on an english assignment
Cellophane: if that isn’a a fucking mood I don’t know what is
Mindjack: what’s this?
Deku: yay shinsou’s here!
Froppy: gay
Deku: but I’m bi???
Chargebolt: lmao, he’s so innocent!
Pinky: ooohh does or sweet sweet child have a crush?
Earphonejack: an explosion just came from bakugou’s room
RedRiot: hmm wonder why ;)
Uravity: he’s such a jealous moron
GroundZero: YOU WANNA SAY THAT TO MY FACE ROUND FACE!?!?
InvisibleGirl: I see I chose a great time to enter the server for the first time…
Mindjack: my thoughts exactly
Ingenium: Everybody cease this behaviour immediately! This chatroom is for educational purposes only!
Creati: I did try to tell you this wouldn’t turn out well Iida
Pinky: ya got duped man get over it
Cellophane: yeah did you really think kami of all people would want a class chatroom simply for “improving communication skills”?
Ingenium: Kaminari, is this true? Did you lie to me?
Chargebolt: ...well I didn’t have everyones number and I knew u wouldn’t do it if I just said “hey iida can you make a group chat with everyone in our class so I can see what kind of chaos insures?”
Uravity: lmaoooo
Froppy: top 10 anime betrayals kero-kero
Deku: wait so there isn’t actually a proper reason for this chatroom!?
RedRiot: for two people so smart ur kinda dumb
GroundZero: so now that we’ve cleared that up CAN I FUCKING LEAVE NOW!?
Earphonejack: permission denied
Mindjack: why did I have to get transferred into this class?
Pinky: ouch
Pinky: that really hurts shinsou
GrapeJuice: ladies
InvisibleGirl has removed GrapeJuice from the official Class 2-A server
InvisibleGirl: you’re welcome
Earphonejack: praise
GroundZero: if only real life were that easy, I would have motherfucking deleted all you shitty extras from my life a long time ago!
Deku: can you delete me from existence please?
Cellophane: who hurt you?
Uravity: NO WE MUST PROTECT OUR SWEET CINNAMON ROLL! DEKU PROTECTION SQUAD ASSEMBLE!!
Froppy: just tell us who did this to you and we’ll kill them honey, don’t you worry
Deku: guess you’ll have to kill me than
RedRiot: …
Chargebolt: …
Earphonejack: …
Creati: …
Uravity: …
Ingenium: …
Cellophane: …
Pinky: …
Froppy: …
InvisibleGirl: …
Mindjack: mood
Pinky: oh me god there’s two of them!
Shouto: I heard deku protection squad and I am here to report for duty
Uravity: I sent that message over a minute ago, what’s is your excuse for being so late, soldier!?
Shouto: I was eating cold soba
Uravity: so you’re saying that cold soba is more important that our lord and saviour deku!?
Froppy: shame on you!
GroundZero: what is this a fuck cult!?
RedRiot: there you are buddy I was getting worried
Creati: he probably just felt bad
Shouto: no, I promise I am completely devoted to our broccoli lord
GroundZero: FUCK OFF YOU BITCH!!!
Earphonejack: exUsE u MIsTeR that is my girlfriend you are talking to
Ingenium: You did sign a contract, did you not, Todoroki?
Pinky: damn even iida
Mindjack: well off course
Mindjack: I too am trying to become a proud member of the deku protection squad but I think I may be in trouble after my response earlier…
Froppy: you bet your ass you are
Deku: uhm I feel mildly uncomfortable right now
Cellophane: anyone would after finding out all their friends are apart of a cult devoted to the safety
GroundZero: fucking nerd goes around breaking his bones every two days so of fucking course he needs a whole fucking cult to even survive high school
Chargebolt: whats this? are you by any change? worried? for midoriya? of all people?
GroundZero: OF COURSE NOT YOU FUCKING MORON I’M JUST STATING FACTS!!!!!
Deku: guuuuys I don’t need a protection squad!!!
InvisibleGirl: you literally said like ten minutes ago that you wanted to to delete yourself so I think you might need at least one person to protect you from yourself
Uravity: yeah so shut the fuck up and except our love!!
Shouto: I’m sorry for failing in my duties, I promise I’ll never do it again
Froppy: hmm I supposed we can forgive you just this once but don’t ever do it again understand?
Shouto: thank you I promise you will not regret giving me this second chance!
Froppy: same goes for you shinsou, we will allow you to continue your training in worshipping or broccoli lord, but don’t ever encourage such behaviour again!
Froppy: our job is to protect our lord even if it’s from himself
Mindjack: I understand, thank you for giving me another opportunity
Creati: And I thought the BakuSquad was insane
Earphonejack: we may be dysfunctional as hell but we are nowhere near as bad as them
GroundZero: WHAT IN THE EVER LIVE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS CLASS!?!?
RedRiot: lots of things
Chargebolt: too many things to count
Ingenium: …
Ingenium: So I take it this will not be used for the correct purposes?
Pinky: what do you think?
InvisibleGirl: gotta say you really made a mistake with this one class rep