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Keith groaned smacking his head. “Lance McClain mercury is not only a planet. We are literally supposed to know this.”
“Then what the fuck is it you... you... mullet!”
“It’s obviously a planet, part of the periodic table as in the stuff in a fucking thermometer and a Roman god!”
“Sure. Your wrong it’s totally only a planet!”
“If I’m so wrong then why don’t we go ask Pidge?”
“Fine!”
“Fine!”
“But if your wrong you have to kiss me”
“Deal”
*walk to Pidge’s room*
“Pidgeeeeyy open upppp” lance cried
*she slams the door open*
“What do you two idiots want?!”
“Ummm Keith needs to be proven wrong.”
“About what?”
“If mercury is only a planet OR I’m right and it’s not only a planet but part of the periodic table as in the stuff in thermometers and a Roman god.” Keith said
“Keith’s right lance. Now go away.” Pidge slammed the door back closed
“Looks like I owe you a kiss.” Keith whispered to a blushing lance.
“You sure do samurai.”
*keith leaned down and hands lace a Hershey kiss*
“KEITH KOGANE HOW FUCKING DARE YOUUUUUUUUU?!” Lance howled
Keith just laughed running off into the distance of the hall
“Come and get me sharpshooter!”