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"Okay, then show me." He demanded. Of course he knew Yunho couldn't show him anything. Vampires were fantasy figures; no way in hell would they live on the same earth as Wooyoung. But according to the older they certainly do. "What's happening here? A glare battle?" a third voice joined their table. It was Hongjoong; lately he always took a while to join them. Wooyoung wondered what he was doing but he was probably talking to the teacher about his bad grades. Because of that thought Wooyoung had to laugh, confusing the older only more.
"No, I'm just trying to tell Wooyoung that vampires are a thing!" Yunho said, a little whiny this time trying to defend himself. Of course Hongjoong's eyes would go wide too, but Wooyoung hoped the older wouldn't believe the idiot on their table. "Vampires?" he asked apparently not really grasping if Yunho was serious or not. That one nodded again and Hongjoong suddenly started laughing. Thank god I'm not the only sane person here, Wooyoung thought as a grin made its way onto his lips. Who was stupid enough to believe such a thing anyway?
"Yo, that's so cool! Maybe they can do that stupid movie shit too and super powers are actually real." Okay nevermind, he thought in disbelieve. This time even Yunho looked confused and Wooyoung couldn't blame him. He himself wasn't quite sure if this was sarcasm or if Hongjoong had lost his mind.
While Yunho continued to try and explain what he had seen in the boy's bathroom, Wooyoung was praying to god to finally save him from this weird conversation. And apparently god listened because he suddenly felt an arm slide around his shoulder. As he looked to his side, a smile already made its way onto his lips. Thankfully the only person that could ever understand him was here. His prayers were heard and he could only be relieved.
"San, thank fucking god you're here. Save me from these idiots." He pleaded in a whiny voice while turning to the red-haired, hugging him and burying his head into the other's shoulder. That one only laughed while patting Wooyoung's shoulder. He had known the older forever and Wooyoung wasn't lying when he said they knew everything about each other, probably better than their own parents knew them. San had been with him almost every day since he can think and so he clearly hoped that one would understand him in this situation too.
"Hey, what did you do to my Wooyoungie?" San protested in a cute voice while now patting Wooyoung's hair instead of his shoulder. The tone brought everyone to chuckle a bit until Yunho of course had to bring up this stupid topic again. "Now I get it!" He suddenly said almost jumping up which brought Wooyoung to move his head a bit so he could look at the black-haired.
"Of course you don't want to believe me if you're one of them!" He said pointing his finger at the blond. That one only rolled his eyes and wanted to bury his head into San's shoulder again but that one was already too invested in this. "One of who?" he asked as he removed his hand from Wooyoung's head, which made the younger sit up in a normal straight position again. San didn't retreat his arm however, leaving it placed on Wooyoung's shoulder as it always was, 99% of the time.
"One of the vampires! He didn't believe me when I told him there are vampires and of course he would play it down if he was one himself! He even always snuggles into your neck, or mine oh my god." It almost seemed as if Yunho was going to have a full breakdown in a second if Hongjoong wouldn't have said something. "Calm down, big boy. I'm pretty sure if Wooyoung was a vampire then he wouldn't snuggle into San's neck because wouldn't that be too tempting? And I also believe that if he was one he would've told us ages ago."
The brunet pulled Yunho down again so he had to sit down while San only laughed during the whole thing. Wooyoung himself couldn't really hold back a laugh. The pure thought of him being a vampire and keeping it secret from his friends seemed just too far away. He was a bad liar too so he would've failed to ever keep it to himself. "Then San's the vampire. Good explanation for why he's stuck to Wooyoung like glue." Again San and Wooyoung couldn't keep their laughs in and bursted out while Hongjoong tried to bring Yunho back to sanity.
The blond admitted; whatever Yunho had seen in the boy's toilets it must've looked pretty realistic otherwise he wouldn't be this crazy right now. "Listen, no one of us is a vampire, Wooyoung is no vampire, San is no vampire, I'm not a vampire and you aren't either. The reason San sticks to Wooyoung is cause they're best friends idiot. You stick to literally everyone just as much." Sometimes Wooyoung was more than impressed by Hongjoong's skills of bringing people to their right mind again. He often does that with San who's still convinced that reptiles exists as well. With a hidden laugh he looked at the red-haired.
He still had this huge smile on his face while watching Yunho and Hongjoong continued talking however Wooyoung only now noticed that he had bandage around his wrist. At first he thought it was because San had been ill some weeks ago and the hospital had taken some blood samples but honestly what doctor takes blood samples from someone's wrist. Out of reflex he reached for San's arm to check but that one suddenly pulled it away before Wooyoung could even touch him.
When he looked at the older, that one looked a bit shocked at first but then only laughed it off. "Gosh you scared me there." He said as he held his hand out for Wooyoung. It's rare that the younger is able to startle his best friend but when it happens San's face is priceless so naturally Wooyoung let out a small chuckle before checking the bandage. "What did you do?" He asked after he couldn't figure out what San could've done other than either having samples getting taking from his wrists, or cutting them himself which he highly doubted.
"Seonghwa just dropped a glass on Friday and I wanted to catch it, didn't really work." He laughed innocently, his eyes turning into cute half-moons. Wooyoung at first didn't want to believe him but before he could say anything, Hongjoong talked first. "Oh yeah, he has a cut on his hand too. Did it shatter that much?" He seemed worried and so was Wooyoung, if the cut was deep San wouldn't be able to play volleyball later which would suck because Wooyoung doesn't like forming a team with anyone else. All of his friends apart from San and one of San's friends, who Wooyoung didn't really seem to mind, were in different classes so he could only form a team with the red-haired.
"Yeah well it was a real stupid situation. I couldn't catch the glass but my finger brushed it so it moved and slammed into counter and already shattered there before it could even reach the ground. Seonghwa then cut himself when he wanted to pick up the pieces, that idiot." San laughed as he demonstrated the story with some hand gestures.
Wooyoung had heard a lot of stories about Seonghwa and about how clumsy that one is but he had never really talked much with the blond one. He saw him sometimes because he was San's roommate but apart from that, he knew nothing about him. "You and Seonghwa seriously should not live together." Yunho laughed. He seemed to have calmed down from his conspiring mission which was in Wooyoung's favor of course. "Yeah, you should move in with Wooyoung, you're basically a married couple already." Hongjoong joked with a chuckle bringing Yunho to join him.
At first the blond didn't really listen to them as he was still thinking about the situation San had explained just now and asking himself how Seonghwa picked up a glass piece so stupidly it cut himself but when San suddenly slapped his thigh in laughter, he snapped out of it. "Look he's even considering it." Yunho chuckled, pointing at the clueless one. Wooyoung only rolled his eyes while he elbowed San for laughing too. That one played fake hurt before he giggled and put his arm around Wooyoung's shoulder again and pressed his face against the other one. Their break went on like this until everyone had to return to class. Smoothly and boring as ever.