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Mikan is sitting on a bus and she's nervous cause she's the purest bean on this entire earth, Ouma is also assumedly on this bus not existing yet. Mikan is super nervous cause she's going to the greatest school ever Hopes Peak and she has self-esteem issues.
Suddenly boom, anxious thought teleportation and they arrive, Mikan is scared by a building.
Suddenly Ouma exists (WOW) as he briefly stands there so a person twice his size can bump into him.
Ouma takes this time to bitch about school in an internal monolog in which he only cares about his gang of checkerboard hooligans, but oops that was a lie! It turns out his gang wants him to go get his GED in evil so they force him to go or they'll drink all his Purple Panta(tm). Ouma, offended by this, goes so they leave the precious drink alone.
Ouma is distracted by the large building while walking forward thinking about making the building his new waifu (Sorry Purple Panta), he gets distracted allowing best girl Mikan to bump into him and knock them both down. Ouma tries to push Mikan off of him and is briefly confused by Mikan's baby soft skin, Mikan realizing her moisture witchcraft may be discovered leaps off of Ouma to protect her secret.
Mikan apologizes and Ouma acts like a prick because he's tsundere AF. Ouma threatens to kill Mikan but is, of course, lying cause killing would get his epically white uniform dirty and it's his turn for laundry day and he doesn't wanna do it. Mikan is of course still scared by this lie as she can't tell if he's found out her witchy skin care secret or not, Ouma lets Mikan go though so he can go stare at his school building waifu some more. Ouma realizes he forgot his mask at home though and curses the heavens Mikan saw him without it, that's like -10 swag points on his first day.