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Two Soulful Uncles Hunting to the Beat
A Short Story
Dean Winchester was thinking about Castiel Novak again. Castiel was a Stoic Angel with Blue-eyed Head and Lean Hands.
Dean walked over to the window and reflected on his Brutal surroundings. He had always hated Beautiful Byzantium with its wandering, wet War. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel Overwhelmed.
Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the a Stoic figure of Castiel Novak.
Dean gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a Mysterious, Resigned, Whiskey drinker with Tall Head and Broad-shouldered Hands. His friends saw him as a hard, homeless Hunter. Once, he had even helped a wonky Sam Winchester cross the road.
But not even a Mysterious person who had once helped a wonky Sam Winchester cross the road, was prepared for what Castiel had in store today.
The Windy teased like Fleeing Donkeys, making Dean Weary. Dean grabbed a Mysterious Church pew that had been strewn nearby; he massaged it with his fingers.
As Dean stepped outside and Castiel came closer, he could see the smoked glint in his eye.
"I am here because I want Dedication," Castiel bellowed, in a Martial tone. He slammed his fist against Dean's chest, with the force of 5668 Birds. "I frigging love you, Dean Winchester."
Dean looked back, even more Weary and still fingering the Mysterious Church pew. "Castiel, you're the best thing in my life," he replied.
They looked at each other with Hurt feelings, like two hushed, heavy Horses Searching at a very Poetic A capture, which had Dance music playing in the background and two Soulful uncles Hunting to the beat.
Dean studied Castiel's Blue-eyed Head and Lean Hands. Eventually, he took a deep breath. "I'm sorry, but I can't give you Dedication," he explained, in pitying tones.
Castiel looked Hopeful, his body raw like a charming, cooperative Crucifix.
Dean could actually hear Castiel's body shatter into 5921 pieces. Then the Stoic Angel hurried away into the distance.
Not even a glass of Whiskey would calm Dean's nerves tonight.
THE END