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Summary:

slightly crack-ish take on The Disaterous Life Of Saiki K. Saiki is gay and he tells Teruhashi about it to keep her from bothering him by asking him on dates and such. It just makes everything worse because she declares him her gay best friend.

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The Disastrous Life of Saiki K needs more fanfics! I have taken it on myself to write them, but I need prompts!

Please send prompts my way! I will write for all M/M pairings and gen fics.

I am Asexual and would prefer to not write PWP. I do want more than just a word or two. A sentence or two is fine. I have already written around eight fics for this fandom.

Please comment a prompt on this fic, PM me, send it to my Wattpad, Cookie5298, or my email [email protected].

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"Teruhashi, I keep avoiding going on dates with you because I'm gay." Saiki said. 'There. This has a 67 percent chance of making her leave me alone.'
'He's gay? It makes sense, i guess. How else could he avoid saying "oh, wow!" To me for so long.'
"You're gay? But. . .but. . . " just as Saiki thought he was of the hook from her bothering him, she finished the sentence. "But how are you supposed to get a man dressing how you do? And that attitude is horrible! You're so apathetic all the time! You need a whole makeover! After school today, I'm taking you shopping! Then, we'll go to my house for dinner!" 'I hope Makoto is still out of town.'
Saiki just sighed. He couldn't see anyway of getting out of this without angering all of Kokomi's fans.
"Fine. I'll go with you."
"Great! Meet me at the gates after school!"
Saiki psychically sent a message to his mom that he won't be home for a while and then went about his day.
Saiki walked to the gates like he was going to his execution. Kokomi was already waiting for him.
"Are you ready to go, Saiki?" 'He'll never be as pretty and cute as me, but I'll do my best!'
"Lets get this over with"
Kokomi dragged him into atleast ten stores in just a few hours. She made him change into a pink cardigan that matches his hair, a white button down shirt, black slacks, and black dress shoes. The cardigan was slightly over sized, so the sleeves went down to his finger tips. He got a few other cardigans, dress shirts, slacks, and a couple pajama sets, too.
"Okay, back to my house for dinner and then I'll walk you home!"
They came up to a pretty regular looking house Kokomi led Saiki inside.
"No one else should be home, so I'll have to make dinner or we can orde-"
"Oh, Kokomi! You made your big brother wait far to long! I already started on dinner, so go and relax in the bath or somethi-. . . Who's this?"
"This is Saiki. He's a friend of mine from school. We went out shopping after school and I invited him over for dinner."
"A friend from school, huh? We'll see how friendly he is." The last part was muttered under his breath, but the other two still heard it. Saiki sweatdropped.
"I can just go home if it's a problem."
"That might be for the best!" Makoto looked happy as he started to practically push Saiki out the door.
"Big brother, stop it! Saiki is my best friend and he's gay, so you don't have to worry about anything like that!"
'He's gay? Why hasn't he said "oh, wow!" To me yet? I haven't heard him say it to Kokomi either, so i guess he can stay for now.'
"I guess he can stay." Makoto said.
"Great! Saiki, this is my big brother, Makoto. He usually doesn't act so crazy, but he's really protective of me. Sorry about all of that."
'Protective? More like obsessive.' Saiki thought. "It's fine. My older brother is wierd, too."
'Wierd? I'll show him wierd!'
"I didn't know you had a brother! Where is he?"
"He's working on his PhD at Cambridge."
"Really? Is he a lot older than you?"
"No, he's only 18. His iq is over 200. I don't talk to him much, though. He kind of hates me."
"Oh, well. That's sad, but atleast he doesn't over obsess over you."
"Yeah, it could be worse."
Saiki agreed.
'Are they saying that I'm worse than a brother that hates his younger sibling. At least I love Kokomi, like a brother should! That's sad, though. I would be so upset if Kokomi hated me. Is that how Saiki feels? I know! I'll love him in his brother's stead'
Makoto smiled to himself. "Dinner should be ready. We're just having curry over rice, but i want you both to eat up." Makoto said as he led the way to the kitchen. "Kokomi, Saiki? Will you help me bring everything to the dining room?"
'I know Saiki is a guest, but family helps out at dinner time!'
'Oh, wow! He's taking this pretty seriously. I don't mind, though. Its kind of nice.' Saiki thought with a slight blush. They all set the table and sat down to eat.
"This is really good, Makoto-san."
"Please, just Makoto."
"Then you and Kokomi can call me Kusuo." He didn't want to extend the invitation to Kokomi, but it would be rude to give permission to Makoto and not her.
After that, they all ate in relative silence.
"It sure is dark out. I don't want you to get hurt on the way home, Kusuo."
"I'll be fine."
"Let me walk with you." Makoto said.
"Wouldnt that put me in more danger since you're a famous idol and all?" Saiki said.
"Ah! You're right! You should stay the night instead!"
'How did he come to that conlusion?'
"But we don't have a guest room, big brother" Kokomi said.
Saiki never thought he would think it but 'thank you,Kokomi.'
"He can stay with me in my room!" Makoto said.
"It wouldn't bother you that I'm gay?" Saiki shot back.
"Not at all!"
'There really is no getting out of this.'
"I have to call my mom"
'Great! If his mom says no, I'll talk to her about the dangers of him walking him at night and convince her to see it my way!'
"Here is the phone, Kusuo."
Kokomi said.
"Thanks." Saiki dialled the number quickly. His parents answered in the second ring. "Mom, can i stay over at a friends house tonight?"
"My son has friends! Honey, get over here! Kusuo wants to stay over at a friends house!" Saiki had to hold the phone away from his ear, they were yelling so loud.
"Of course you can, ku!" His dad yelled.
He calmly put the phone down. "They said yes."
"Great! I'll find you some clothes to wear!"
"Wait, big brother! Kusuo actually bought some pajamas today. He has then with him."
'I bought those thinking I would wear them at home by myself.' Saiki thought.
"Okay! Why don't you grab them and then I'll show you to my bathroom?"
So Saiki grabbed them.
"There is an extra toothbrush in that drawer. Feel free to use the shower. I'll be in the bathroom downstairs of you need anything" Makoto said.
Saiki took a shower, brushed his teeth and got dressed in about twenty minutes. 'I wish i would have bought more normal pajamas, but these looked so comfortable.' Saiki thought as he looked down. He was wearing fuzzy brown shorts that went to mid thigh. The top was a fuzzy, brown, button up, short sleeve shirt with a hood that had bear ears on it.
He walked out of the bathroom to see Makoto standing there about to knock. Saiki knew he was there, but it was still a surprise to practically walk into someone's chest.
'He's so cute! Oh my god! How am i supposed to sleep with him dressed like that?'
"Are you ready for bed, Makoto?" Saiki said, drawing out the others name, slightly.
"Yeah, of course. Let's go."
Makoto led him to the next door and walked inside. "This is my room. I can sleep on a fuuton and you can take the bed."
"Oh, no! That's not fair to you! We can both sleep on the bed. There's enough room!" 'I wasn't lying about being gay, and Makoto is a very attractive man. I won't pass up a chance like this.'
"I guess that's true." Makoto climbed into the bed and Saiki followed.
Saiki started a lullaby in Makoto's head to make him sleep faster. After Makoto fell asleep, Saiki snuggled up to him and slipped one of the blue haired man's arms over him and one of his own legs between Makoto's, before falling asleep, himself.
In the morning, Makoto woke up first. 'Huh? Why is Saiki so close to me? He's really cute like this. What's between my legs? Am I hard from Saiki sleeping next to me?'
Saiki woke up in time to hear that last thought, but he pretended to be asleep.
'He's hard. I am too, but he doesn't know that' Saiki used his leg to rub up towards Makoto's cock.
'How can I get out of this without waking him up?' Makoto thought. ' I don't want him to get the wrong idea, but what's the right idea? I woke up like this after a dream about him.'
'A dream? That gives me an idea.' Saiki thought. "Makoto." He whispered softly before pressing himself forward so that the other boy could feel how hard he was.
'He said my name! Is he dreaming about me? What is that poking me? He's hard, too?'
Saiki snuggled closer to Makoto before "waking up".
"Huh? Makoto? What's that poking me? Ah! I'm so sorry Makoto!" Saiki said as he pretended to just now notice how hard they both were.
"It's fine kusuo. Its perfectly normal."
"Is it because my leg was between yours. Is that my fault? I can help you with it if i helped cause it!" Saiki said with an intense blush all over his face.
"Thats alright! I'll do it myself" 'probably by a cold shower, but i dont know if that will work now that I have the image of Kusuo and I together.'
"I have one, too. We could help eachother out, Makoto."
"Sa-Saiki!" Makoto stuttered out.
"Is something wrong?" Saiki asked as his hand slid down to the front of Makoto's pants to rub at the bulge there.
'How is he so cute and hot  at the same time'
"Oh, wow! Makoto, you're so big!" Saiki said with a smile.
'I'm only seven inches, hard, but still, that's nice to hear'
"I'm kind of small compared to you. Do you want to feel it, anyways?"
'That's so hot. How is he so good at this?'
"Yeah" Makoto groaned out as he reached down to rub at Saiki.
"Ah, wait! I don't want to get my new pajamas dirty! You should take off your clothes, too." Saiki said.
"Right."
Makoto and Saiki both stood up and undressed quickly. Saiki pushed Makoto down onto the bed and straddled his hips, gripping onto Makoto's shoulders with one hand for balance.
"Is this okay?" Saiki said as he rubbed them together using his free hand to hold them together.
"Yeah. " Makoto breathed out. 'No! Not at all! He's four years younger than you!'
"Stop that." Saiki said
"What?"
"Youre doubting yourself, i can see it on your face. I don't like it when Makoto does that. You are a nice person and I like you" Saiki said.
"Yeah, you're right. Sorry." Makoto was getting close. He could barely say that.
"Are you close, Makoto? I am. I'm leaking so much for you, Makoto."
"Hah, ohhh, Kusuo!" The last part of Kusuo's name was dragged out into a moan as Makoto started to cum.
"Ah! Makoto, I'm cumming, too!" Saiki said as he started to spurt on to both of their chests.
They both showered and Kusuo dressed in another new outfit. This time it was a green cardigan, khaki pants, and a white shirt.
"I should probably start heading home." Saiki said, but he made no move to leave.
"Yeah, let's head downstairs."
They saw Kokomi on the couch watching TV.
"Hey! I was wondering when you two would get up! I wanted to see Kusuo off!"
"Okay, well I'm about to head out, so bye Kokomi. Bye, Makoto! We should do this again some time."
"Yeah!" Kokomi said. " that was really fun. See you Monday, Kusuo!"
"Bye, Kusuo. Come back whenever you want to!"
"Well, I'm off." Saiki said as he walked out the door and down the street towards his house.
Suddenly, Makoto's cellphone vibrated with a text message. "Can't wait to see you again, Makoto! I have so much I want to tell you and do to you!" - Kusuo. It was sent from his own phone and the time stamp was just then.
'What could he mean? I'll just have to find out next time I see him. I can't wait.' Makoto thought as he smiled softly.