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  1. Public Bookmark 98

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    The flirting was getting out of hand. When Ilya was not demonstrating his frustratingly admirable work ethic, he was sauntering over to the snack stand with one thing in mind: pretending to have any interest in Shane Hollander.

    It was a cruel, sick joke.

    Shane knew what was going on, and he would not be falling for it. Ilya was obviously a teasing, homophobic asshole.

    From an outsiders perspective, perhaps it was not so obvious how Shane knew it was all a mean-spirited prank. To the untrained eye maybe it looked like genuine flirting on Ilya's part.

    From Shane's point of view, it was as clear as the ultra chlorinated water of the pool.

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    Or, Lifeguard Ilya x Oblivious Snack Stand Worker Shane where Shane is convinced Ilya is only flirting as a joke. It's not a joke.

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    06 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 91

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    It's a regular game day in Ottawa and the Centaurs head out to face the Nashville Symphony. Ilya is already worried that Shane's ribs are giving him trouble, but when Shane goes down after a hard hit worry becomes dread, and Ilya can't get to Shane fast enough.

     

    This is my first ever fic so if it sucks I'm genuinely so sorry. Not using any AI DUHHHH so please forgive any typos or incorrect sentence structure I didn't major in creative writing!

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    05 Jul 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 11

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    When Ilya decided to become a Hollander, he needs to start asking, or maybe telling, people about his new last name.

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    05 Jul 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 78

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    Mae was almost to the bathroom, almost home free, when she saw them. Two figures that she would know anywhere: her aunt Rose and her dad, but decades younger. They were dancing…on each other? But no, Dad was home with Papa, and more importantly, Dad and Aunt Rose were just friends. And Dad and Aunt Rose were also in their late fifties, not a few years older than Mae on a dance floor in Montréal.

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    The Hollander-Rozanov kids pull a Marty McFly and go back in time to meet their dads at pivotal moments in their relationship.

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