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The classic 'oops, how did we end up married in Vegas' trope with a Romangerri twist!
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It’s the square piece of paper balanced precariously atop her long-abandoned quilted Chanel handbag that stops her in her tracks. There is a seal in the top left corner. An official-looking, not-fucking-around seal. And beside the seal in bold capital letters the words:
STATE OF NEVADA
MARRIAGE CERTIFICATEGerri knows right then that she is, indeed, going to throw up.
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He was there, and then he wasn’t. The portal opened and closed faster than Hetty could begin to blink or protest and he was gone, and for her own sanity she decided to pretend that she did not see him reach for her as he disappeared through the floor.
In a fleeting moment of anger over something trivial and objectively silly, she had managed to send Trevor to Hell.
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if you feel like falling, catch me on the way down by snakelinguine
Fandoms: Succession (TV 2018)
19 Aug 2024
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Short small thing based on the BTS Hungary photo. Starts mid-buttons.
“What are you doing on the floor?” Roman asks when he turns around, because what is she doing on the floor?
Hand to her forehead, she sighs through her nose and says very astutely, “Thinking.”
“O…kay,” he says with a slow nod. “Weird.”
And then he gets on the floor, too. Lays down next to her, close enough that his cheek just about touches the edge of her sprawled-out shawl.
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Romangerri Bridgerton AU that no one asked for. Dash of Jane Austen on the side, historical accuracy not sought.
~~~ In a perfect world, they would continue on down the walkway and go through that door together. Instead, he watches her disappear inside, wondering what on earth goes on in that head of hers. One minute she’s breathless from lovemaking and returning his wanton stare and the next she is all prim and proper, nothing out of the ordinary going on here, go and see your horses, Roman.
She vexes him, sometimes. Drives him mad. It is a mutual vexation, that much he knows, and he loves her in spite of that and in spite of every circumstance working against them. At one time he believed maybe their arrangement would no longer be appealing once it was no longer forbidden, but now that’s the furthest thing from his mind. He craves a life with her, whether that’s spent leisurely on the grounds of this very estate, or entertaining the ton at his townhome in London, or traveling Europe together once her daughters have married off. ~~~
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“Someone named Kathy is calling you…?”
How Roman consistently gets to Gerri’s phone before she does, she’ll never understand. He’s become her personal messenger service, announcing incoming calls and texts which she sometimes thinks is a dig at her age—implying she can’t see very well, hear very well, or both—and other times just his latest attempt at finding another way to simultaneously annoy and charm her all in one go.
“I’ll take that,” she swipes the phone from his open palm, ignoring the questioning look in his eyes as she heads toward the stairs. Who’s Kathy? Wouldn’t he like to know.
It isn’t every day that Gerri receives a call from one of her sisters. Isn’t even every week, or every month. Someone would have to be dying or dead for Deborah to reach out to her.
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Fandom Chilling Adventures of Sabrina (TV 2018)
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