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Fed up with bad dates and even less satisfying sex afterwards, you’ve taken to running out the batteries on your vibrator and shoving the hopeless romantic inside of you into a box of shame until it stops getting you into shitty situations. You’re just about ready to throw in the towel and commit yourself to a lifetime of finding out what exactly being a ‘spinster’ and excessive cat-ownership entails when—because things can somehow still get worse—your brooding, man-of-few-words neighbor decides to tell you that he can hear how awful your love life is because you share a bedroom wall with him.
At least he proposes a solution. In the end, turns out you didn’t have to go far to get what you needed after all.
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15 Nov 2025
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The Jotun & His Bride by RustyTricycle
Fandoms: Loki (TV 2021), Loki - Fandom, Thor (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
29 Oct 2021
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You’re the princess of Alfheim, promised to Loki, crowned prince of Jotunheim as part of a treaty between your peoples. Tonight is your wedding night and his massive Frost Giant dick scares you because you’re a dainty wee virgin elf princess.
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15 Aug 2022