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[podfic] BIRDS?!? by daddy_dearest (dearest_restless) for MalaScientia
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
09 May 2026
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There it sat, unoccupied and innocuous. No one had said it was off-limits, but there was something vaguely threatening about the device. It emitted an unnatural glow and there seemed to be a strange sound coming from its general vicinity.
“I’m going to do it,” Theo announced, eyeing up the empty desk. From beside him came an incredulous scoff.
“Sure you will,” Draco intoned, raising his brow in challenge.
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If you've never before considered how many names of birds could otherwise lead to porn, consider this crack fic an edifying experience.
Podfic of BIRDS?!? by MalaScientia
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Remus goes for a walk in the storm before the full moon. He bumps into a distraught Daphne Greengrass and the rest is history.
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21 May 2026
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Hermione Granger is a woman of intelligence and spirit. Draco Malfoy is a man of wealth and privilege. When they meet again, a decade after the second great wizarding war—they are not impressed. But when circumstances throw them together, dislike turns to attraction, attraction turns to passion and passion may turn into something more... If they can stay out of their own way and let love take its course.
~A modern-era, Dramione take on Pride & Prejudice~
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20 Apr 2026