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Jieng Cheng



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    Wei Wuxian
    r u seeing what i’m seeing
    (05:38)
    ?
    (05:38)

    Nie Mingjue
    I’m afraid we’re seeing a Lan fight.
    (05:55)
    Might be the first one ever.
    (05:55)

    Wei Wuxian
    fuck
    (05:56)

    ‘Fuck’ sounds just about right.

    Or: Nie Mingjue and Wei Wuxian get caught between a rock and a hard place, also known as the most stubborn Lans the family has seen in centuries. What’s worse? They have no idea why they’re fighting.

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    15 Apr 2026

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    “Lying is forbidden!” One of his classmates hissed, a boy with the same ribbon with cloud motifs just like his. Lan Yuan couldn’t quite remember his name, he was never good with names. “Even someone like you should know.”

    Someone like him? What was wrong with him? No, there was nothing wrong! Sure… he had joined the lectures a bit later and he still wasn’t as skilled memorizing all the rules in the Lan Wall of Discipline. And maybe he got distracted with thoughts of radishes and grass butterflies…

    But Lan Yuan was not a liar.

     

    or, Lan Yuan fights twice in his life. One to stand his ground, and second to defend the person that he loves the most.

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    06 Apr 2026

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    After Zoro achieved his dream of being the world’s best swordsman, his swords have decided their eternal resting place.

    We must protect our property! Show these hooligans we are the strongest!- Enma growled.
    I will curse those who dare stake claim! - Kitetsu hissed.

    And this doesn’t help his two swords have already called Sanji as his life partner. At least Wado was sane.
    ‘Give him flowers. Then take off your clothes’

    Strike that. No one was sane. But they’re right. He needs to stake a claim.

    An AU (because not everything is canon) where everyone has already achieved their goals. And post One Piece characters growth (?) so might be a bit OOC. I’m not sorry.

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    29 Mar 2026