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    62 years of grief, unearthed at the worst possible time, but in the best possible company (at first glance, at least)

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    Brook has survived death, fifty years of isolation, and the horrors of Thriller Bark's foggy waters.

    Surely telling a crewmate he smells bad can't be that difficult.

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    It starts, as so many things involving them do, with a taunt, a challenge, and an inescapable, stubborn, childish need to win.
    “You wouldn't know a good kiss if it bit you, shit-cook.”
    Sanji laughs at that ludicrous statement. “A good kiss wouldn't bite, moron. You're delusional if you think you know more about good kissing than me. Know more about anything, really, I mean, come on.”
    Sanji's about to turn away and melt into the crowd, forgetting this interaction entirely, when the shitty swordsman says something he simply cannot ignore.
    “Bet?”

    Sanji and Zoro hook up once, but it's just to prove a point. The second time is to even the score. The third time, well...and the fourth...and fifth...and maybe Sanji has a problem.

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    18 Jun 2026

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    “Thanks for all your help, baby,” Nami throws scathingly over her shoulder to Zoro.
    Zoro shoves her away. “Gross.”
    Sanji does not point out the fact that Zoro didn’t think the term was so gross when he was using it to beg Sanji to move faster, go harder. He wonders if Zoro says it to any of his other hookups, or if Sanji gets the moniker all to himself.
    God, this is becoming a problem.
    Really, the first problem was fucking his frenemy. Okay, he shouldn't say that. The word frenemy is so tacky. And also inaccurate for what Zoro is to him. But mostly the tacky thing.

    So you caught feelings for you super-casual, months-long, practically-but-not-actually-exclusive hookup. It's probably fine, right?

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    15 Jun 2026

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    You might think that the most shocking thing to ever happen to Sanji was being born into the sick, sadistic family he was. Or even getting saved by Zeff during a shipwreck, then being stranded for 2 months with nothing but scraps for food before later being adopted by that same pirate who also lost both his leg and his career to save him.

    But no. At least, not in Sanji’s perspective of things.

    The most shocking thing to ever happen to him is Roronoa Zoro shoving him up on the dining room table and kissing him until Sanji’s brain feels like it is going to melt, and Sanji accepting the kiss.

    And then, because he’s an asshole, Zoro pulls away before Sanji is ready. What the fuck. What the fuck?

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    14 Jun 2026