Artemis II Whumperless Whump July 2026
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Say you won't let me drown in troubled waters alone by Auldrjil
Fandoms: Artemis II - Fandom, NASA - Fandom, Astronaut RPF, Real Person Fiction
01 Jul 2026
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The Artemis II crew and their families are all enjoying a day at the beach when a rip current decides to ruin all the fun.
LIKE A BABY SEAL TO WATER
Fishtailing| Near Drowning |"I thought I was going to die."Series
- Part 1 of Artemis II Whumperless Whump July 2026
- Part 24 of Artemis II whump
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You've begun to feel like home by Auldrjil
Fandoms: Artemis II - Fandom, NASA - Fandom, Astronaut RPF, Real Person Fiction
02 Jul 2026
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Christina gets a splinter, she doesn't take care of it properly and goes on her surfing date with Bobby. When salt water gets in her wound, Bobby shows her that she doesn't have to hide things from him.
SOMEBODY'S GOTTA DO IT
Unexpected Caretaker |Touch Starvation| "You don't have to hide from me."Series
- Part 2 of Artemis II Whumperless Whump July 2026
- Part 25 of Artemis II whump
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Walks along the Seine, laughing in the rain by Auldrjil
Fandoms: Artemis II - Fandom, Astronaut RPF, Real Person Fiction, Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
03 Jul 2026
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A little bonus scene in my Project Hail Mary/Artemis II AU where Jeremy can't sleep and asks Christina to sing to him.
A LULL IN THE CHAOS
Bedside vigil|Checking vitals| "Can you...sing? Until I fall asleep?"Series
- Part 3 of Artemis II Whumperless Whump July 2026
- Part 26 of Artemis II whump
- Part 2 of Project Hail Mary/Artemis II AU
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200 degrees, that's why they call me Mr. Fahrenheit by Auldrjil
Fandoms: Artemis II - Fandom, NASA - Fandom, Astronaut RPF, Real Person Fiction
04 Jul 2026
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Jeremy gets an ear infection in space. He doesn't realize until Christina brushes past him to grab something and suddenly everything hurts and sounds are way too distant and he has no idea if any of this is normal or not...
HOW ARE YOU SO OBLIVIOUS
Unknowingly Feverish | Falling asleep at work | "Can you drink some water for me?"Series
- Part 4 of Artemis II Whumperless Whump July 2026
- Part 27 of Artemis II whump
- Part 12 of Auldrjil Sickfics
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You're toxic, I'm slipping under by Auldrjil
Fandoms: Artemis II - Fandom, NASA - Fandom, Astronaut RPF, Real Person Fiction
05 Jul 2026
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Jeremy sustains a small injury...it nearly kills the entire crew.
WILDERNESS EXPERTS
Poisoned |Caught in a trap|"I don't know where we are."Series
- Part 5 of Artemis II Whumperless Whump July 2026
- Part 28 of Artemis II whump
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Across the room, your eyes are glowing in the dark by Auldrjil
Fandoms: Artemis II - Fandom, NASA - Fandom, Astronaut RPF, Real Person Fiction
06 Jul 2026
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A few months after the events of But you won't believe me when I cry for real Christina has another seziure. Thankfully, her crew notices something's not right.
DOWN THE WRONG PIPE
Choking| Seizures |"Call an ambulance, tell 'em they're not breathing."Series
- Part 6 of Artemis II Whumperless Whump July 2026
- Part 29 of Artemis II whump
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Why can't everyone just go away? (Except you, you can stay) by Auldrjil, pretty_little_mosaic
Fandoms: Artemis II - Fandom, NASA - Fandom, Astronaut RPF, Real Person Fiction
07 Jul 2026
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The Artemis II crew finds themselves in Paris for an ESA summit. It's all going well until Christina has to eat French cuisine in front of all of her foreign colleagues.
WRONG PLACE, WRONG TIME
Panic attack | Overstimulated |"Get me out of here."Series
- Part 7 of Artemis II Whumperless Whump July 2026
- Part 30 of Artemis II whump
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You can stand under my umbrella by Auldrjil
Fandoms: Artemis II - Fandom, NASA - Fandom, Astronaut RPF, Real Person Fiction
08 Jul 2026
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The tornado sirens go off when the Artemis II crew is gathered at Christina's house. They're safe, but Jeremy is freaking out.
ARE YOU SURE THIS IS NORMAL
Natural disasters | Scared of thunder | "We're safe in here, okay? I think..."Series
- Part 8 of Artemis II Whumperless Whump July 2026
- Part 31 of Artemis II whump
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It's going down (Let's make a night you won't remember) by Auldrjil
Fandoms: Artemis II - Fandom, NASA - Fandom, Astronaut RPF, Real Person Fiction
09 Jul 2026
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A day after Christina's panic attack in Paris...the universe decides to throw something way worse at her. And suddenly she finds herself on the bathroom floor, trying not to vomit as she comforts her sick crewmate.
Or: The long awaited...group food poisoning Artemis II fic.
DROPPING LIKE FLIES
Multiple Whumpees | Caretaking while sick or injured |"I'll get some rest soon, I promise."Series
- Part 9 of Artemis II Whumperless Whump July 2026
- Part 32 of Artemis II whump
- Part 13 of Auldrjil Sickfics
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My dreams might let me know all the stars are closer by Auldrjil
Fandoms: Artemis II - Fandom, NASA - Fandom, Astronaut RPF, Real Person Fiction
10 Jul 2026
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After the events of But it's just me, myself and I...and all these voices in my head the crew pushes their beds together on the Navy ship so they be closer to each other.
A WARM WELCOME
Coming home fromthe hospitalspace | Cuddle piles | "You scared me so badly."Series
- Part 10 of Artemis II Whumperless Whump July 2026
- Part 33 of Artemis II whump