Comment on The chips are set to fall

  1. Ally Army (nearly 200 players total by January 2019):
    Hayden Pike (Montreal Voyageurs) - In the Council of (Mostly) Straight Elders leads the Pacific division. Ilya thinks he's not fully straight (confirmed by Jackie Pike in 2018), reposted #1’s coming out post, attended Montreal Pride with daughters, recommends Shane Hollander for the Ally Chat, has a friend on Carolina who will leak them the plays and more, finds out about Shane and Ilya in Fall of 2018, denies that straight guys thinking about fucking Shane (which Hayes confirms means he has)
    Cliff Marlow (Boston Bears) -In the Council of (Mostly) Straight Elders, leads the Metropolitan division. Proved safe with Ilya's test secret, confirmed to know about Shane & Ilya in Fall of 2018, admits to straight guys thinking about fucking Shane
    Carter Vaughn (NY Admirals) - In the Council of (Mostly) Straight Elders, leads the Atlantic division. Confirmed Ilya's safety with Scott, confirmed to know about Shane & Ilya in Fall of 2018, admits to straight guys thinking about fucking Shane
    Pierce (Columbus) -
    Becker (Chicago) -
    Wyatt Hayes (Toronto Guardians, traded to Ottawa Centaurs by end of 2018) - In the Council of (Mostly) Straight Elders, leads the Central division. Goalie. Hates Kent, thinks the gay group chat is superhero shit, removed Woodrick from chat, apparently by far the most perceptive person in the group chat, confirmed to know about Shane & Ilya in Fall of 2018, hears a girl crying at one of Dallas Kent's parties and calls the cops which gets him traded, admits to straight guys thinking about fucking Shane
    Sullivan (Phoenix) - goes by “Sully”
    Brophy (New Jersey) - Enforcer or Defenseman. Has apparently shown interest in Shane (so Shane thinks he might be queer), one of the originators of “NJMLHLGBTQFOIR”
    Litterick (Carolina) - Wing. Fed Hayden Pike insider knowledge and visibly passed pucks to blocked players in the 2018 final
    JJ Boiziau (Montreal Voyageurs) -
    Unknown Player (Washington) - not comfortable with playing dirty
    Unknown Player (Anaheim) - Alternate Captain. Got the call from the coach asking if anyone is gay on their team
    Unknown Players (Ottawa Centaurs) - About half the team is in the army
    Unknown Players (San Jose) - give Ilya some feedback on the rigged 2019 cup games
    Queer Players (Confirmed to be in the Chat because people think they're Allies): Shane Hollander, #18

    Staff Army:
    Yuna Hollander - Joins up as the “Mob Mom” in Jan 2019 under the guise of running the IRINA Foundation, runs the Staff Army
    Harris Drover (Ottawa Centaurs) - Social Media Manager, runs RogueMLH (which has apparently inspired a RogueMLB & RogueWNBA), collects potential army members’ information and passes it on
    Bianca (Senior Management) - Crowell’s executive assistant, records Crowell's homophobic tirade against Scott Hunter after 2019 Cup
    James (Winnipeg) - tells Bianca about the Staff Army
    Suna Dunham - is Bianca’s direct contact in the Staff Army, possibly in attendance at 2019 MLH Awards

    Unsafe Players/Other People:
    Reinhold “Riney” Glickman or “Tiny Dickman” - Carolina's Bigoted Captain and Star Forward, Army's first target in 17/18 season, taken out by #8 in the 2018 playoffs
    Dallas Kent (Toronto Guardians) - physically and verbally abusive, accused of assaulting women by #10 & #18, Army action planned for Dec 2017/Jan 2018
    Woodrick (Houston) - removed from Ally Chat by Wyatt Hayes for immediately being homophobic
    Comeau (Montreal Voyageurs) - one of the homophobic players who targets Fredericks after he comes out, breaks his arm with an illegal check in Fall 2018
    Lorenzo (Ottawa Centaurs) - Defense. Racist and objectifies women
    Miller (Ottawa Centaurs) - Defense. Racist and objectifies women
    Wringham (Ottawa Centaurs) - Defense. Racist and objectifies women
    Unknown Players Doing Homophobic Shit™: Targeting Fredericks (1 Brooklyn Scout, 1 Minnesota Nomad, 1 on Detroit, 1 in Columbus, 2 on Montreal Voyageurs)
    Hal (Ref, New York) - Friend of Scott Hunter, told him to keep his head down when he asked about uncalled illegal checks

    Acronyms! and Nicknames
    For Cup Winners
    RASHYCOCK - Rozanov And Scott Hunter's Yearly Coming Out Club King (originated by #7 (Vinny Marcello)
    SCHUMEM Cup Award - SCott HUnter MEMorial Cup Award (originated by #5 (Baldwin) in his coming out post)
    SHunMYCOCK - Scott Hunter Memorial Yearly Cupping Out Club King
    S.H.E.I.L.D. - Scott Hunter Award for Excellence in Loving Dick
    MVP - Most Vagina-less Peen? Men's Venereal Player? Massive Veiny Penis?
    IAOTY - Ilya’s Avenger of the Year
    CHODE - Champion of Hunter's Order of Dick Enthusiasts (originated by #15)

    For Coming Out during MLH Awards
    DICK COMA - Daddy Ilya’s Celebrated King of Coming Out at MLH Awards (originated by #27 (Silas Wagner))

    Other
    NJMLHLGBTQFOIR - New Jersey Major League Hockey LGBTQ Friends of Ilya Rozanov (Originated by #7, #19 & Brophy (Ally Army))
    IRINA - Ilya Rozanov's Intentional Nothing-to-see-here Alibi
    EIGHT - Eighth of Ilya’s Gay Hockey Tyrants (from Ryan Price’s coming out post)
    SHIT - Shane Hollander Index Total (originated by Ilya Rozanov)
    RC - Unknown (originated by #14 (Mateo Rivera) during his coming out post)

    Group Names
    Originated by Scott Hunter (#1): Ilya’s Angels, Ilya's Army, Rozanov’s Regiment, Rozanov’s Queer Death Squad, Gay Hockey Militia
    Originated by Shane Hollander (#6): AGBHP/AOGBHP (Alliance of Gay and Bisexual Hockey Players)
    Originated by Lundin (#11): FRIEND (Fellowship of Rozanov’s International Elite Nancies and Dandies)
    Originated by Mateo Rivera (#14): GABPHU (Gay and Bisexual Professional Hockey Union)
    Originated by #16: OLDSHAFT (Ones Like Daddy Scott Hunter And Friends Tribe)
    Originated by Silas Wagner (#27): CIRCUS (Commissioner Ilya Rozanov's Communal Underground Syndicate)
    Unknown Originator(s): Gay Avengers, Ilya's Apostles, Ilya's Infantry, Gay Cabal, Queer Council, Scunties (Scott’s Hunties), PHOODS (Professional Hockey's Order Of Dick Suckers), Friends of Rozanov, Ilya’s Avengers, Queer Cartel, PHUCK (Professional Hockey Union of Cock Kings)

    Ally Army Group Names (with a hilarious amount of overlap with the Gay Army group): Rozanov’s guys, Ilya’s avengers, Ilya’s army, the Queer Corps

    Additional Notes:
    Carolina - (in 17/18) has insanely racist players and fans, a goalie with a half dozen DUIs, a benchwarmer who was charged with Animal Cruelty and management who's doing nothing about any of this
    Kavita Kingsley - senior MLH reporter at a high-profile sports magazine (apparently called “Reputable Sports Magazine”), Scott Hunter's favorite journalist, recommends RogueMLH and the group get a lawyer, agrees to hold off publishing an article about the corruption around the 2018 cup so that Ilya can prove the 2019 cup was already rigged, has clocked Shane & Ilya’s relationship
    Cooper Lee - Lawyer for the Queer Army, hooked up with Kowalski (#4) at MLH Awards Gay After Party (2019)

    Masterpost with links to the other chapters' comments here:
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    Last Edited Mon 04 May 2026 07:41PM UTC

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