Also mentioned/relevant: Troy Barrett (Toronto Guardians) - not in the bet, Ilya saw him checking out Shane, clocked that the Gay Army seems to be targeting Dallas Kent, reaches out to Ilya in Spring 2019 because he starts dating a closeted Adrian Delay Cruz (Hollywood actor), has clocked Ilya and Shane's relationship
Marcel Houde - mentioned by RogueMLH and by Kavita Kingsley in article about the hits on Fredericks as a counterpoint to the inaction in Fredericks case, implying that Houde is not gay or, at least, not out to anyone
Liam Casey - player who injured Marcel Houde
Chucky Rhodes (Brooklyn Scouts) - Goalie. One of Shane’s initial guesses to Ilya, Shane attempts to flirt with him at the 2019 All Stars game to prove his point, is clearly interested in Shane
Richards - at 2019 All Star weekend and hanging out with the rest of the Queer Militia, so clearly part of the army but we don’t know which number
Teams Included/Additional Notes:
- Nashville (Has a third-line forward who Ilya is keeping an eye on as of 17/18 season but has not been mentioned as joining the pact)
- Toronto Guardians (Has an additional unnamed player, was a backup for Ryan Price (#8) before came out and retired)
- San Jose is one of the teams without a queer player, but has some allies.
- Around 34 active players out of 41 in Jan 2019, meaning 7 have retired or transferred and we only know about 3 retirees (#2, Baldwin (#5) & #9) and Lundin (#11) transferring
Starting a symbol list for the various meetups so it's easier to see who knows about who. Each symbol means all these people know about each other because they were in attendance
* - attended 2018 MLH Awards Party/After party
Ally Army (nearly 200 players total by January 2019): Hayden Pike (Montreal Voyageurs) - In the Council of (Mostly) Straight Elders leads the Pacific division. Ilya thinks he's not fully straight (confirmed by Jackie Pike in 2018), reposted #1’s coming out post, attended Montreal Pride with daughters, recommends Shane Hollander for the Ally Chat, has a friend on Carolina who will leak them the plays and more, finds out about Shane and Ilya in Fall of 2018, denies that straight guys thinking about fucking Shane (which Hayes confirms means he has) Cliff Marlow (Boston Bears) -In the Council of (Mostly) Straight Elders, leads the Metropolitan division. Proved safe with Ilya's test secret, confirmed to know about Shane & Ilya in Fall of 2018, admits to straight guys thinking about fucking Shane Carter Vaughn (NY Admirals) - In the Council of (Mostly) Straight Elders, leads the Atlantic division. Confirmed Ilya's safety with Scott, confirmed to know about Shane & Ilya in Fall of 2018, admits to straight guys thinking about fucking Shane Pierce (Columbus) - Becker (Chicago) - Wyatt Hayes (Toronto Guardians, traded to Ottawa Centaurs by end of 2018) - In the Council of (Mostly) Straight Elders, leads the Central division. Goalie. Hates Kent, thinks the gay group chat is superhero shit, removed Woodrick from chat, apparently by far the most perceptive person in the group chat, confirmed to know about Shane & Ilya in Fall of 2018, hears a girl crying at one of Dallas Kent's parties and calls the cops which gets him traded, admits to straight guys thinking about fucking Shane Sullivan (Phoenix) - goes by “Sully” Brophy (New Jersey) - Enforcer or Defenseman. Has apparently shown interest in Shane (so Shane thinks he might be queer), one of the originators of “NJMLHLGBTQFOIR” Litterick (Carolina) - Wing. Fed Hayden Pike insider knowledge and visibly passed pucks to blocked players in the 2018 final JJ Boiziau (Montreal Voyageurs) -
Unknown Player (Washington) - not comfortable with playing dirty
Unknown Player (Anaheim) - Alternate Captain. Got the call from the coach asking if anyone is gay on their team
Unknown Players (Ottawa Centaurs) - About half the team is in the army
Unknown Players (San Jose) - give Ilya some feedback on the rigged 2019 cup games
Queer Players (Confirmed to be in the Chat because people think they're Allies): Shane Hollander, #18
Staff Army: Yuna Hollander - Joins up as the “Mob Mom” in Jan 2019 under the guise of running the IRINA Foundation, runs the Staff Army Harris Drover (Ottawa Centaurs) - Social Media Manager, runs RogueMLH (which has apparently inspired a RogueMLB & RogueWNBA), collects potential army members’ information and passes it on Bianca (Senior Management) - Crowell’s executive assistant, records Crowell's homophobic tirade against Scott Hunter after 2019 Cup James (Winnipeg) - tells Bianca about the Staff Army Suna Dunham - has the induction phone call with Bianca, so we can assume she's part of the army
Unsafe Players/Other People: Reinhold “Riney” Glickman or “Tiny Dickman” - Carolina's Bigoted Captain and Star Forward, Army's first target in 17/18 season, taken out by #8 in the 2018 playoffs Dallas Kent (Toronto Guardians) - physically and verbally abusive, accused of assaulting women by #10 & #18, Army action planned for Dec 2017/Jan 2018 Woodrick (Houston) - removed from Ally Chat by Wyatt Hayes for immediately being homophobic Comeau (Montreal Voyageurs) - one of the homophobic players who targets Fredericks after he comes out, breaks his arm with an illegal check in Fall 2018 Lorenzo (Ottawa Centaurs) - Defense. Racist and objectifies women Miller (Ottawa Centaurs) - Defense. Racist and objectifies women Wringham (Ottawa Centaurs) - Defense. Racist and objectifies women
Unknown Players Doing Homophobic Shit™: Targeting Fredericks (1 Brooklyn Scout, 1 Minnesota Nomad, 1 on Detroit, 1 in Columbus, 2 on Montreal Voyageurs) Hal (Ref, New York) - Friend of Scott Hunter, told him to keep his head down when he asked about uncalled illegal checks
Acronyms! and Nicknames For Cup Winners RASHYCOCK - Rozanov And Scott Hunter's Yearly Coming Out Club King (originated by #7) SCHUMEM Cup Award - SCott HUnter MEMorial Cup Award (originated by #5 (Baldwin) in his coming out post)
SHunMYCOCK - Scott Hunter Memorial Yearly Cupping Out Club King S.H.E.I.L.D. - Scott Hunter Award for Excellence in Loving Dick MVP - Most Vagina-less Peen? Men's Venereal Player? Massive Veiny Penis? IAOTY - Ilya’s Avenger of the Year CHODE Champion of Hunter's Order of Dick Enthusiasts (originated by #15)
For Coming Out during MLH Awards DICK COMA - Daddy Ilya’s Celebrated King of Coming Out at MLH Awards (originated by #27 (Silas Wagner))
Other NJMLHLGBTQFOIR - New Jersey Major League Hockey LGBTQ Friends of Ilya Rozanov (Originated by #7, #19 & Brophy (Ally Army)) IRINA - Ilya Rozanov's Intentional Nothing-to-see-here Alibi EIGHT - Eighth of Ilya’s Gay Hockey Tyrants (from Ryan Price’s coming out post) SHIT - Shane Hollander Index Total (originated by Ilya Rozanov) RC - Unknown (originated by #14 (Mateo Rivera) during his coming out post
Group Names
Originated by Scott Hunter (#1): Ilya’s Angels, Ilya's Army, Rozanov’s Regiment, Rozanov’s Queer Death Squad, Gay Hockey Militia
Originated by Shane Hollander (#6): AGBHP/AOGBHP (Alliance of Gay and Bisexual Hockey Players)
Originated by Lundin (#11): FRIEND (Fellowship of Rozanov’s International Elite Nancies and Dandies)
Originated by Mateo Rivera (#14): GABPHU (Gay and Bisexual Professional Hockey Union)
Originated by #16: OLDSHAFT (Ones Like Daddy Scott Hunter And Friends Tribe)
Originated by Silas Wagner (#27): CIRCUS (Commissioner Ilya Rozanov's Communal Underground Syndicate)
Unknown Originator(s): Gay Avengers, Ilya's Apostles, Ilya's Infantry, Gay Cabal, Queer Council, Scunties (Scott’s Hunties), PHOODS (Professional Hockey's Order Of Dick Suckers), Friends of Rozanov, Ilya’s Avengers, Queer Cartel, PHUCK (Professional Hockey Union of Cock Kings)
Ally Army Group Names (with a hilarious amount of overlap with the Gay Army group): Rozanov’s guys, Ilya’s avengers, Ilya’s army, the Queer Corps
Additional Notes:
Carolina - (in 17/18) has insanely racist players and fans, a goalie with a half dozen DUIs, a benchwarmer who was charged with Animal Cruelty and management who's doing nothing about any of this Kavita Kingsley - senior MLH reporter at a high-profile sports magazine (apparently called “Reputable Sports Magazine”), Scott Hunter's favorite journalist, recommends RogueMLH and the group get a lawyer, agrees to hold off publishing an article about the corruption around the 2018 cup so that Ilya can prove the 2019 cup was already rigged, has clocked Shane & Ilya’s relationship Cooper Lee - Lawyer for the Queer Army
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