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Ze slept on the roof and Regect had to teleport him back to his bed.
As he slept, his mind drifted off to an unfamiliar place. It appeared just white. Like a blank canvas. But there was something else there...someone...if he looked closer. His head hurt like shit, his vision blurred, and his legs felt weak. As he regained strength, he finally saw the figure more clearly as it was much more closer too.
It was him. At least...looked like him? Idfk.
Z?: "Hello, Ze."
Z: "What the fuck..." his voice trailed off, "What...?? What is this?!!"
He started to get a grip as he frantically asks where he is.
Z?: "Dude- DUDE LET ME SPEAK!!" the other Ze shouted to get his attention. "Thank you. Anyways, you're in your mind! Yeah, cliche, I KNOW."
Z: He paused. "W-...Dude that's not just cliche, that's corny asf."
Z?: "Well..WHO GIVES A FUCK." He clears his throat. "Ok, so, it appears you have some... internal issues... Specifically with who you seem to 'hate' but love most."
Z: "What. I don't hate Moe?? Dumbass dream self bruh..."
Z?: "I MEANT REGECT YOU FUCKASS."
Z: Stop fucking pausing Ze. "OHHHH...That makes sense... But I don't 'hate' him, just joking bro. Also like, I don't actually like him like that, I just...Yknow. Im still helping him out!! No homo involved."
Z?: "That's the problem, you DENSE ASSHOLE."
Z: Ze paused. "What."
Z?: "Look, you THINK you don't like Regect but look at you! You're the most obvious queer dude ever! You kiss the man, date him, FUCK him. I wouldn't be surprised if you have an entire family with him and still say 'I have my socks on tho'. You're so done for."
Ze processes everything the other Ze says...He has a point. Ze has been doing these things that are definitely LGBT, he knew that... But everything comes in one ear and he forces it out the other!! Yay!!
Z: "Mmmm... But I do have my socks on."
After Ze says that, the other Ze stares at him in annoyance. How the fuck is his mind telling him the truth but he still lives in a false mentality??
Z?: "Okay you pmo, wakey wakey bro"
That was the last thing Dream Ze said before Ze actually woke up in his bed.
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Ze had plenty of time to think about the conversation with himself. He was starting to doubt himself...You'd think, since it's only been 5 days of dating that he wouldn't be doing that so early. But it takes one thing to alter your mind so quickly and it's NOT the author's bad perception of time.
He didn't love him. Couldn't. Atleast, that's what he wanted to think. Why is he like this??
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He should've let Regect be a servant to Maturin.
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The end I thindk ok.