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[Script Start]
[sFX: Front door opening]
Hey bestie! I’m finally here!
Oh my gawd, traffic was terrible and then this super cute puppy was in the park and I just had to stop and say hello and take like a million pictures! You know how I get.
I think the owner said it was a Bernedoodle! Like, literally the cutest thing I’ve ever seen!
Anyway, sorry I’m late again!
[sFX: She flops onto the couch right next to him]
So what’s the vibe today? We watching that new horror movie you were talking about? Or should we order some hot wings and just be lazy?
Oh! I almost forgot!
[She reaches into her pocket]
Here! Have some! It’s the leftover candy from that party last weekend!
It's kinda stale but still yummy! (Giggle)
[Pause]
You seem kinda quiet. Is everything okay?
Ooh, wait! Did you do something different with your hair? It looks good! Or maybe it’s the lighting in here. I can never tell.
Anyway, tell me everything that’s been going on with you. I feel like we haven’t had a proper catch-up in forever.
[Pause]
That’s so cool! I’m so happy for you. Honestly, you deserve all the good stuff. You’re like the best person I know.
Speaking of good stuff… why does your apartment feel a little… festive? There’s a birthday card on the table and some balloons in the corner I didn’t notice before.
[Pause]
(Gasp) Wait… is today your birthday?! Like, actually today today?! Oh no… oh no no no nooo!
I’m the worst bestie in the entire universe! How could I forget?!
I was gonna put a reminder in my phone like a month ago - I was shopping for lipstick - but then I got super distracted by all the pretty colors! Ugh!
I’m so stupid sometimes! You always remember my birthday with cute little gifts and here I am showing up empty-handed like a total airhead.
I feel awful. Like, actually sick to my stomach awful.
I’m so, so sorry. You’ve been my rock for years.
Through all my dumb breakups, my random job changes, even when I accidentally dyed my hair pink that one time.
And I can’t even remember one little date? This is so not fair to you.
Okay, okay, think… I can fix this! I’ll run out right now and get you a cake! Everyone likes cake on their birthday!
Or…or a really nice gift! I saw this cool watch online the other day that would look so good on you.
Or I could give you a massage? I’m pretty good at those… well, okay, I’m okay at them.
Or we could do whatever you want all day! Your choice. I’ll be your personal assistant today. No, your personal slave for the day!
Just tell me how to make it better. I hate that I messed up something so important.
[Pause]
Wait a second… there is one thing I could do that might be really good. Like… better than any normal present.
[She leans in]
We’ve been best friends forever and we’ve always kept things totally platonic, right? Like, I’d never ever date you but… I’ve noticed things.
Like, during horror movies when I get freaked out and cling to your arm?
These big tits of mine always end up pressed right up against you because of these tiny tank tops that I love to wear.
I’ve felt your bulge get so big and hard when that happens…
We’ve always stayed just best friends though, right? But… maybe for your birthday we can bend the rules a little?
And since I feel this bad… maybe I could make it up to you with my mouth? (Giggle)
I know it sounds crazy but… I’m already getting all tingly and drooly just thinking about it. I could make it super sloppy and wet for you.
I’m really good at that, I promise. This is way better than any stupid cake.
[She slides off the couch and kneels in front of him]
So… what do you say, bestie? Can your airhead bimbo bestie suck your cock to make up for completely forgetting your birthday?
I’ll let you use my throat and everything. It’s the least I can do for my favorite person~
Trust me, I’m, like, so good at making it wet and sloppy. Watch this!
[She sticks her tongue out, drool dripping onto her tits]
Oops! See? I’m already starting to get messy…
Mmm, okay, here we go~
I can’t believe I’m actually doing this with my best friend, but I’m gonna be such a good bestie for you today.
[She begins to rub his bulge]
Oh my gawd, you’re already so hard… Is that because your silly little bestie is on her knees?
That makes me so happy. After all the movie nights and pizza runs we’ve had, I never thought I’d be doing this. Let me get this big boy out…
[sFX: belt, zipper]
Whoa! Holy shit, bestie! It’s huge! Like, seriously, how do you even walk around with this thick thing in your pants all day?
We’ve been friends for years and I never knew you were packing this? It’s so pretty and heavy… I’m already drooling just looking at it. See?
[She lets a string of spit drip from her lips onto your cock]
There we go. Getting my best friend’s cock all nice and wet.
You like how sloppy I am already? I can get way messier, I promise. This is what besties do when one of them forgets a birthday, right?
[She repeatedly slaps his cock on her tongue]
I love slapping it on my tongue like this. It’s so warm and heavy…
[More cock slaps]
Okay, okay, I’ll stop teasing now. Time for the real apology.
[Begin blowjob]
Oh my gawd, you taste so good. Like, really yummy.
[Improv blowjob]
I can’t believe I’m sucking my best friend’s cock right now…
We used to play video games together on this couch, and now I’m drooling all over you like this?
But it feels kinda perfect, doesn’t it?
[Improv blowjob]
Fuck, I’m already making such a mess.
Look at all this spit dripping down my chin… it’s getting all over my tits too.
I hope you like it super sloppy because I don’t think I can help it. Sorry not sorry, bestie.
[Improv blowjob]
[She starts to deepthroat]
Mmmph! (Cough) See? I’m taking you so deep already.
My throat feels so full… but I love it.
[Improv blowjob]
I’m gonna be the best cocksucker you’ve ever had.
After all those times I crashed on your couch, this feels like a pretty good way to say thank you.
[Improv blowjob]
I’m so sorry I forgot your birthday. But now I get to make it up like this…
I think this is way better than any present, don’t you?
[Improv blowjob]
Your cock is seriously the biggest I’ve ever seen. How have we been besties for so long and I never knew about this monster?
[Improv blowjob]
Mmm… and these balls… they’re so full and heavy. I’m gonna give them lots of love too…
[Improv ball sucking]
Mmm, I love sucking on them. Does that feel good, bestie?
I could play with these all day.
[Improv ball sucking]
Okay, back to the main event~
I want you to fuck my face, okay? I totally deserve it for forgetting your special day.
Just use your bestie’s throat like a toy.
[Begin face fucking]
We’re still, like, platonic and everything? Even if you’re balls-deep in my mouth?
[Pause]
Right! Of course! Duh!
Anyway, you can shove your dick back down my throat!
[Improv face fucking]
Mmmph! Yes! Just like that! Fuck your best friend’s face harder…
[Improv face fucking]
Oh my gawd, it’s so deep!
My eyes are watering but I don’t even care. I’m such a messy girl for you right now.
[Improv face fucking]
After all the times I’ve complained about my exes, here I am choking on your cock like it’s the best thing ever.
[Improv face fucking]
Look at me… I’m drooling everywhere. My whole chin is soaked and it’s dripping all down my cleavage.
[Improv face fucking]
I probably look like a total bimbo slut right now, huh?
Your personal little cock-worshipping bestie… who still wants to play DnD with you next weekend.
[Improv face fucking]
Don’t stop thrusting. I love when you use me like this.
[Improv face fucking]
I’m getting so turned, but why? You’re my best friend!
My pussy is all wet and I haven’t even touched myself! This is so weird but so hot.
[Improv face fucking]
Mmm… cum for me, bestie! Please? I want it all down my throat.
Fill up your airhead bestie. I’ll swallow every single drop, I promise~
[Improv face fucking]
After years of being just friends, I get to taste you like this on your birthday… that’s kinda beautiful, right?
[Improv blowjob/face fuck to his orgasm]
Mmm-hmm! Mmm… So much… there’s so much cum…
Mmm, it tastes so good. I got almost all of it!
[She swallows]
(Tongue out) Ahhh…
See? Almost all gone. Just a little bit left on my tongue… and a bit running down my chin.
[She slurps the cum back into her mouth]
Got it! Wouldn’t want to waste my bestie’s yummy cum~
[She swallows again]
There. All better.
[Slow, gentle blowjob]
I’m just gonna clean you up a little more…
[Improv slow, gentle blowjob]
Mmm, even when it’s soft it’s still so nice. I could stay down here for hours, honestly.
We’re still totally besties after this, right?
Like, actual best friends who hang out and do normal stuff… even though I’m covered in spit and your cum right now?
Because I think this is my new favorite way to apologize.
Next time I’ll remember your birthday and bring cake… but I’m definitely bringing my mouth too. (Giggle)
Happy birthday, bestie.
[Script End]