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There once was a Prince from Camelot
Who sexing his manservant was... not
As his spirits sank
He began to wank
While thinking of things that are hot
There was once a servant called Merlin
Who had drunk too much of the sloe gin
He went to his master
And said 'kiss me faster!'
The sexing ensued therein
There once was a bed that was regal
In which they did acts that were illegal
They were wonderstruck
As they started to fuck
Then came in a way that was joyful