Work Text:
It’s a beautiful day at XXX company and you are a terrible, no-good ex-murderer turned corporate drone.
Rise and motherfucking shine, Akechi Goro.
BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!
You peel open your sandpapery eyelids.
Fantastic. Still alive. God continues to bestow the barest of blessings.
Groggily, you stab your phone screen with an index finger. 6:00 AM.
Ooh, exciting! A whole 30 minutes to leave your apartment and make a break towards the early trains!
Now then, shall we get started on another super duper day?
