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Satan glances at Lucifer who seemed to be writing something down, he was humming while he done so which was just getting on Satan’s nerves.
”And done!” Lucifer happily smiles as he makes the pen that he was using vanish.
”Finally, you were supposed to have those reports done 5 hours ago,” Satan huffs. He is just relieved that he is finally done which means Satan doesn’t have to worry about the reports ever again. Or at least until Lucifer fails to do them once more in two weeks.
”Huh…” Lucifer looks at Satan confused which only made the dragon mentally groan. “Oh right reports, reports… re-ports, I forgot about the reports.”
Lucifer shrugs, Satan could only roll his eyes as he tries to keep his temper in check, Lucifer is really testing him though.
”What have you been doing this whole time?” Satan demands, crossing his arms.
”Oh I was making a list of all the things I would die for,” Lucifer laughs.
”What?”
”Sadly you didn’t make the list, neither did the others,” Lucifer shrugs. “I thought long and hard… and… I just won’t die for you,” Lucifer laughs loudly before picking up a rubber duck of the ground. “I would die for you though,” he tells the ducks”
”You would die for your stupid ducks over us?” Satan demands, he was just so done with Lucifer’s bullshit!
”Yup!” He pops the ‘p’, “and it’s that attitude that is the reason as to why,” he smiles.
Satan could feel his eye twitch.
He just wants to go home.