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jake @jsimderulo ・ 9/26/25
i might lose my virginity tmrw #staytuned
Jay 🐈⬛ @jjongcaprio ・ 9/26/25
Replying to @jsimderulo
Text me RN
[Friday, September 26th]
[9:34 pm]
jake
it’s just some guy on hinge
jay
Oh
What happened to basketball guy?
jake
it’s definitely over
flirted with me for months yet couldnt show up for a date
he was always too tired to meet
like okay
kind of made me feel like a chore yk lol
jay
Damn
Sorry Jakey
Fuck that dumbass
He fumbled so hard
jake emphasized a message
jake
it’s whatever
anyway tmrw night im going to a bar with hinge guy and then his place to see his cats
jay
HIS PLACE?
Be careful man
Does he just want to fuck or
What are the vibes?
jake
prob
idrc rn
i just want to have some fun
if i don’t vibe with him ill go home
jay liked a message
jay
As long as you stay safe
jake liked a message
Jay 🐈⬛ @jjongcaprio ・ 9/27/25
What are we doing for Max Verstappen’s birthday?
jake @jsimderulo ・ 9/27/25
Replying to @jjongcaprio
the fuck did he do for mine
[Saturday, September 27th]
[8:48 pm]
jake
at 10 look at my location and do hourly check ins
[9:40 pm]
jake
already failed i can’t believe this
[9:55 pm]
jay
I just woke up
What’s going on
jake
i had a feeling
was just testing u before the date
i’m omw now
jay
Oh right
I’m half asleep but I got you
From right here
jake laughed at a message
jake
fuck he’s already there
maybe i shouldn’t have agreed to this
i’m going to THROW UP
oh my god
jay
You’ll be okay
I hope
How far are you from the bar?
jake
like 5 mins
i need a drink
KILLL MEEEEE
jay
You got this
jake
i’m here 🧍🏻♂️
going in now ig…
jay
Good luck dude
[11:01 pm]
jay
Oh you’re still at the bar
ARE YOU OUTSIDE NOW?
[11:32 pm]
jay
Seeing how it’s been a little over an hour that means it’s either going well or you’re being held hostage
[11:55 pm]
jake
going to his place
jay
OH SHIT
[12:08 am]
jay
Is this his place?
USE PROTECTION
[12:14 am]
jake
h mmyyyy goodddd
godddd
jay
WHAT?
jake
dry himoing
humpinj
jay
DONT TEXT ME DURING
[12:53 am]
jake
in the bathroom
did sex
had sex
jay
Oh my god
Love you but please spare me the details
You can’t do this to me
Was he good at least
Wait are you staying over?
[1:10 am]
jake
fuckkkk no i’m out
ur hearing abt it anyways
[jake started a call]
[jake ended the call]
[00:28:46]
[2:09 am]
jay
Congrats again on losing your virginity
(Sent with confetti effect)
jake laughed at a message
Sorry it sucked tho
jake
🤷🏻
less pressure for the next time
no expectations = no disappointment
i feel bad ghosting the guy tho
jay
It’s okay
He didn’t feel bad sticking his small dick in you so
jake
LMFAO
jake @jsimderulo ・ 10/1/25
confirmed hangout with my friends at the end of the week life is worth living
[Saturday, October 4th]
[4:36 pm]
jake
should i just stay home
i lowk don’t want to go
what if sunoo’s coworker fucks up the vibe
jay
I don’t think he’s going to
Riki says he’s met him before and that he’s cool
jake
i kind of just wanted it to be us
idkkkkkk
is that mean
we don’t get to see each other often yk
jay
I don’t mind
It’ll be just this once
Who knows when we’re all free like this again
Besides it’s too late to uninvite him
jake
yeahhh ig
i’ll see u later then
jay loved a message
[9:55 pm]
XXX-XXX-XXXX
hi jake?
this is sunghoon
i asked sunoo for your number i hope that’s okay
jake
yes hi!
i don’t mind!
we didn’t scare u did we?
the group can be a lot sometimes
sunghoon
no not at all!
i had a lot of fun
i really liked talking with you
jake
i’m glad!
i did too
whenever u can, hang out with us more
sunghoon
for sure!
i definitely will try
good night jake
jake
good night :)
[Monday, October 6th]
[3:04 pm]
sunghoon
hey!
you mentioned you major in physics right?
jake
yeah!
sunghoon
could you help me?
i’m having trouble with the concepts
jake
ofc!!
which ones?
sunghoon
all of them 🥲
jake
LMFAO
i can go over them with u if ur free today or tmrw?
whichever works
sunghoon
today’s good!
meet at the library in an hour?
jake
yeah! see you then!
sunghoon liked a message
[Tuesday, October 8th]
[1:28 pm]
sunghoon
thanks again jake
you’re a lifesaver
jake
always happy to help :D
jake @jsimderulo ・ 10/10/25
jay doesn’t play league anymore bc he got a boyfriend
won 🐈 @fudancatboy ・ 10/10/25
Replying to @jsimderulo
sucks to suck i’m just #better than u
Jay 🐈⬛ @jjongcaprio ・ 10/10/25
Replying to @jsimderulo and @fudancatboy
You tell him, Wonnie ❤️
won 🐈 @fudancatboy ・ 10/10/25
Replying to @jsimderulo and @jjongcaprio
😘😘😘
jake @jsimderulo ・ 10/10/25
Replying to @fudancatboy and @jjongcaprio
GET OUT OF MY MENTIONS.
[Friday, October 10th]
[8:56 pm]
jake
do u play any games?
sunghoon
sometimes
jake
have u played marvel rivals?
sunghoon
i haven’t had the chance
looks fun though
jake
it is!
would u be down to play together?
sunghoon
yeah for sure
let me download it first
can’t promise i’ll be any good 😅
jake
LMAO dw
ur in good hands
call me when ur ready :)
[sunghoon started a call]
[jake ended the call]
[06:25:14]
jake @jsimderulo ・ 10/12/25
deleted hinge we’re never going back im so #healed
won 🐈 @fudancatboy ・ 10/12/25
Replying to @jsimderulo
there was a healing 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
[Tuesday, October 14th]
[3:35 pm]
sunghoon
rivals tonight?
if not i’ll play by myself 😔
jake
i’ve created a monster LOL
but yes
i might be napping later so just call
sunghoon loved a message
[9:12 pm]
[sunghoon started a call]
[jake ended the call]
[05:12:20]
[Friday, October 17th]
[12:08 pm]
jake
sunghooooooooooon
what r u doing later
sunghoon
study
so nothing really
what’s up?
jake
LMAO
there’s this new ramen place i’ve been meaning to check out
want to go with me and jay?
sunghoon
yeah i’m down
what time?
jake
YAY
at like 5
[Sent a link]
this is the place
sunghoon liked a message
sunghoon
sounds good!
i’ll meet you guys there
jake loved a message
jake
see u later :)
sunghoon loved a message
[9:30 pm]
jay
Never third wheeled so hard in my life
jake
what are you even talking about
jay
Dude
You and Sunghoon
The eye fucking
jake
there was no eye fucking
we shared a normal amt of eye contact
jay
Right…
Whatever you say…
You like him don’t you?
jake
i don’t knowwww
maybe?
he’s nice
handsome
and i like talking with him
i like the way he makes me feel
jay
Well
For what it’s worth
He definitely likes you
jake
u think so?
jay
100%
Without a doubt
He’s clearly down bad
He was laughing at everything you said
Everything
jake
i’m just that funny
jay
Yeah no that’s not it
jake
FUCK OFF
jay
You should go for it
jake
uuuuuuggggghhhhhh
i haven’t been having the best luck yk lol
jay
I like him for you
Good guy
He’s so much better than those other losers
Basketball guy pisses me off still
That dumbass
We were all rooting for you
jake
LOL
i’ll keep that in mind
thanks jay
that helped a bit
jay
👍🏼👍🏼
jake @jsimderulo ・ 10/22/25
my so called friends r leaving me to bleed out on the ground
Jay 🐈⬛ @jjongcaprio ・ 10/22/25
Replying to @jsimderulo
You are so dramatic
jake @jsimderulo ・ 10/22/25
Replying to @jjongcaprio
enjoy your date night or WHATEVER
[Wednesday, October 22th]
[9:27 pm]
jake
could i crash at your place tonight?
it’s okay if not!!
sunoo kicked me out lol
the other guys r busy too
sunghoon
oh shit
yeah of course
you’re always welcome here
did you guys fight?
jake
THANK U
LOL no
he’s just hooking up with some guy
sunghoon
oh wow
so he sexiled you
jake
yeah 🥲
sunghoon
do you need a ride?
i can come pick you up
jake
noooo it’s okay
i don’t want to burden u more than i already am
sunghoon
you could never burden me jake
get your stuff ready
i’m on my way
jake
u rlly don’t have to
i can just hop on the subway
sunghoon
i want to
we can grab some takeout on the way back too
i’m starving
jake
UR THE BEST SUNGHOON T__T
sunghoon loved a message
okay but i’m paying tho
sunghoon
yeah we’ll see about that
jake disliked a message
[Thursday, October 23rd]
[11:15 am]
jake
hypothetically
if u wake up to ur friend cuddling u that doesn’t mean anything right
jay
?
[jay started a call]
[jake ended the call]
[01:21:03]
[Saturday, October 25th]
[2:10 pm]
[sunghoon started a video call]
[sunghoon ended the video call]
[00:20:56]
[2:32 pm]
sunghoon
i’ll call you back later tonight i promise
jake loved a message
[9:33 pm]
[sunghoon started a video call]
[jake ended the video call]
[04:17:09]
jake @jsimderulo ・ 10/26/25
my duo put our beds next to each other in our minecraft world #whatdatmean
[Thursday, October 30th]
[6:24 pm]
jake
sunoooo
when u get home can u do a tarot reading for me pls
sunoo
is this abt sunghoon hyung?
jake
pffffffff
no
why would u think that lol
sunoo
LOL
yk while we’re on the topic
sunghoon hyung used to not post on his insta a lot
jake
??
sunoo
just thought u should know
jake
okay…
jake @jsimderulo ・ 10/30/25
the stars are saying we’re fated to fuck
[Sunday, November 2nd]
[2:04 pm]
jake
u working today??
sunghoon
yeah i’m here til close 😔
jake
i’m coming to bother u
sunghoon loved a message
[10:35 pm]
sunghoon
jakey
jakey jakey
jake
yeah??
sunghoon
can i call you?
jake
miss me already?
it’s only been a couple of hours since u saw me
sunghoon
yes.
i miss you
jake
LOL cute
yes u can call
sunghoon
☺️☺️☺️
[sunghoon started a video call]
[jake ended the video call]
[03:54:21]
jake @jsimderulo ・ 11/5/25
having a crush is a form of psychosis
[Thursday, November 6th]
[2:30 am]
jake
r u still awake
jay
Yeah
I’m about to sleep soon though
jake
oh okay i’ll make it quick
i really like sunghoon
and i think he likes me too
but i don’t know
i think i’m just being delusional
and this is how he is with everyone
it almost feels too good to be true
part of me is just waiting for the other shoe to drop any moment now
i don’t know what to do
uuuuhggggghhhhhhhh
JUST SEDATE ME
jay
Oh Jake
I don’t think you should worry
He really DOES like you
There’s no catch
This comes from a place of love when I say this
You’re such an idiot
jake
????
jay
I know you’re scared
You and Sunghoon have a good thing going
Let yourself have this
And if it doesn’t work out then it doesn’t work out
That’s all you can do
I’ll come over tomorrow and you can talk more if you want to
jake loved a message
jake
thanks jay
love you
or whatever
going to get some sleep
jay
Love you too
It’ll be okay
jake @jsimderulo ・ 11/6/25
the universe: sometimes when i’m bored i like to torment this korean-australian boy and he screams loud as fuckkkkkk
[Friday, November 7th]
[4:20 pm]
sunghoon
[Sent a link]
can we play stardew valley together tonight?
it looks fun
i don’t know if you have played before
but i think you’ll like it
[Saturday, November 8th]
[3:41 pm]
sunghoon
[Image attached]
saw this today and thought of you
[Sunday, November 9th]
[11:11 am]
sunghoon
i hope you’re okay jake
[Monday, November 10th]
[9:05 am]
jake
sunghoon i am so so sorry
i was stuck in my head
sunghoon
HI
i missed you
are you okay?
jake
i missed u too <3
i feel better now
sunghoon
i’m glad
if you want to talk about it or need anything i’m here
whatever you need
jake loved a message
jake
i’ll take u up on that stardew offer
sunghoon loved a message
u want to neglect our dogs in minecraft already?
sunghoon
NOOOOOOO
jake laughed at a message
we can play minecraft too
whatever you want ❤️
jake loved a message
[jake started a video call]
[sunghoon ended the video call]
[04:31:12]
[1:46 am]
sunghoon
you fell asleep LOL
see you at riki’s on friday
good night jakey
jake @jsimderulo ・ 11/10/25
“thought of you” CHILL I’M EASY
jake @jsimderulo ・ 11/11/25
i’ve been scared to ask the guy i like if he has a favorite spider-man bc what if he says the wrong one
Jay 🐈⬛ @jjongcaprio ・ 11/11/25
Replying to @jsimderulo
Tobey Maguire’s is good though
jake @jsimderulo ・ 11/11/25
Replying to @jjongcaprio
#NotMySpiderman
[Saturday, November 15th]
[12:23 pm]
sunghoon
last night was fun
you and nicholas seem close haha
jake
it was!!
yeah we’ve known each other forever
he’s pretty cool
he’s also dating euijoo
sunghoon
OH
that’s good to know
hey just out of curiosity
there isn’t anyone else is there?
jake
i’m all yours :)
sunghoon loved a message
what abt u?
sunghoon
nope
no one
it’s only you jake
jake loved a message
jake
call me later
sunghoon
🫡🫡🫡
[12:26 pm]
jake
sunghoon was a little jealous last night
i’m so turned on
jay
Oh okay cause I was wondering
Have you ever thought about getting a journal?
[4:50 pm]
sunoo
sunghoon has been nice and smiling all day
it’s freaking me out
what’d u say to him 😭
jake @jsimderulo ・ 11/16/25
why does everyone want to go to japan let’s go to australia
won 🐈 @fudancatboy ・ 11/16/25
Replying to @jsimderulo
keep ur giant spiders im going to the yaoi dungeon
[Monday, November 17th]
[8:04 pm]
jake
sunghoooooon
what r u doing
i’m so bored
T__T
sunghoon
just finishing up at the gym
[Image attached]
jake
oh
ooohhgghhjkkhggj
m
sunghoon
you okay?
jake
YEAH
phone fell on my face haha..
i’m good
amazing actually
sunghoon
did you like the photo i sent?
jake
i love it <3
sunghoon loved a message
sunghoon
call when i get home?
jake loved a message
[8:44 pm]
[sunghoon started a video call]
[jake ended the video call]
[04:54:21]
jake @jsimderulo ・ 11/17/25
he sent me a mirror selfie after his workout and i think i drooled
jake @jsimderulo ・ 11/17/25
Replying to @jsimderulo
i’ve been staring at it for 20 minutes now
jake @jsimderulo ・ 11/17/25
Replying to @jsimderulo
god i need him so fucking bad 😭😭😭😭😭
jake @jsimderulo ・ 11/17/25
i think abt this guy all day this is mental illness
[Wednesday, November 19th]
[5:05 pm]
[sunghoon started a video call]
[jake ended the video call]
[01:12:32]
jake
you coming over tmrw?
sunghoon
yeah
i’ll be there after my shift
jake loved a message
jake
see u then :)
sunghoon loved a message
[Friday, November 21th]
[11:12 am]
jay
Sooooooo
Word is Sunghoon slept over at your place?
👀
jake
what
did sunoo already tell jungwon 😭
jay
Maybe…
Spill
jake
we were just watching movies here
it got late so he slept over
nothing happened
okay well
we kissed
that was all
if sunoo wasn’t home we probably would’ve gone farther
jay
Okay tmi
You could’ve kept that last part to yourself
jake
DIE
U LITERALLY ASKED
jay
Wait
Is he still there?
jake
yeah
he’s making breakfast 🤭
jay
Oh?
Keep me posted
jake liked a message
jake @jsimderulo ・ 11/21/25
this food is so good but i could be having something even more delicious rn
[Image attached]
Jay 🐈⬛ @jjongcaprio ・ 11/21/25
Replying to @jsimderulo
The day JUST started
[Wednesday, November 26th]
[8:32 pm]
sunghoon
[Image attached]:
jake @jsimderulo ・ 11/17/25
i think abt this guy all day this is mental illness
is this one abt me?
do you really think about me all day?
jake
that’s clearly abt sunghoon
why would i ever tweet abt u like that
dumbass
wait
SUNGHOON
HI
HAHA…
wow who said that
sunghoon
you just did
jake
right hahaha
whatever u do don’t scroll thru my acc
please.
DONT
[8:35 pm]
jake
SUNGHOON FOUND MY TWITTER
should i kill myself 😭😭😭
jay
Don’t do that
It’s not like you post anything crazy
jake
it’s just EMBARRASSING
FUCK
jay
See if you had a journal..
jake
Dude not the time
jay
It’s just you shitposting and thirsting over him
Could’ve been worse
Like yours are tame compared to Jungwon’s
[8:42 pm]
jake
okay
i'm calm
ur right
jay
I always am
jake disliked a message
[8:43 pm]
sunghoon
oh i already scrolled through before i texted you
i’m sorry
i think about you all day too
jake
it’s okay
r u just saying that or
do u mean it?
sunghoon
i mean it jake
you’re always on my mind
jake
u r too :)
sunghoon
i know
you said it earlier
jake
right
T__T
let’s just move past that…
sunghoon
LMAO
tom holland spider-man btw
he’s my favorite of the three
jake
we are meant to be <3<3<3
sunghoon
you mean fated?
jake
STOPPPPP
PLEASE
sunghoon
LOL
that was the last one i promise
when can i see you again?
i miss you :(
jake
how’s saturday?
sunghoon
i’ll be free!
we can do whatever you want
jake
dinner at that restaurant u rlly like and then walk around grab something sweet?
maybe even pick up where we left off? ;)
sunghoon
sounds perfect
it’s a date ❤️
jake
gotta warn u tho
i might be more than u can handle
sunghoon
oh?
is that so?
jake
only one way to find out right?
;)
sunghoon
god i can’t wait to see you
jake
me either <3
[Sunday, November 30th]
[1:38 am]
jake
i just saw god
jay
Do I want to know
jake @jsimderulo ・ 11/30/25
beautiful weather we’re having this fine morning
won 🐈 @fudancatboy ・ 11/30/25
Replying to @jsimderulo
#YOUGOTFUCKED 👀