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1230 AM
Welcome everyone to THE best fuckin' radio station here, back for another night shift. Okay. Well. The only one, which means it's the best! This is POG 12 30 AM and I am Tommyinnit, your host!
I'll be playing a few songs today, just- whatever I can find, really. Hope you enjoy! Or don't, in which case go fuck yourself. I'm doing this for the good of humanity in this town, showing nothing but kindness to all of you, so.
If you wanna call in and tell me just HOW awesome this station is, you can do so. Okay, calling isn't- I don't know about you but MY phone's been fucking dead for like years. But, if you're listening right now, you have a radio. So you can just hop to 1200 and I'll be listening there for any calls people wanna make. It's kind of a- a bit of a payback or something. You're not paying for this after all, least you can do is call in or leave a good google review if you ever make it out of here.
And with that, let's just... get started! I have a few songs queued up and the first is Unshatter by Linkin Park, the new version! I have been obsessed with it since I found it a few weeks back and just- kept listening to it, so here you go! I'll be back after three songs, just- call in, if you want.
simultaneously on 1200 AM
A (unrecognizable voice): Is- is this the hotline for uh... 'POG AM'?
B (Tommy): Sure is! So, what can I do for you, mysterious voice changed secret agent?
A: What... Oh, that. It's a necessary precaution. I just wanted to call in, your song reminded me of a car chase we had yesterday.
B: A- did- did you say a car chase? Here? I haven't seen a working car in months, what the fuck?!
A: A car chase, yes. Well, we won obviously. Would you be willing to air an announcement for me?
B: Uh- sure, yeah?
A: Ehm. Those losers are pricks and should've paid attention instead of hitting the sidewalk. Also, they won't make it next time if they try that shit again.
[silence]
B: Yeah, okay, I- I can pass that on. Can't you just tell them yourself?
A: Yeah but this is funnier because I'm pretty sure they're listening.
B: Wh- people are listening to this?
A: It's the only broadcast in town, what do you think?
B: Yeah, I- I mean that's great. I'll pass it on. Anything else I can do for you, big- big M?
A: What's the M for?
B: Mysterious.
A: Ah... well. You might wanna consider another station name, this one's childish as fuck.
B (indignant): HEY bitch, listen- no it's not, you just- you just don't have TASTE.
[silence]
B: Uh huh. How nice, fucker.
1230 AM
[short silence]
[muttering]
Ah, there we go, sorry this- this uh, it didn't wanna work for a second. Anyway, I hope you enjoyed these first few bangers from my very personal collection. For those who, shame on you by the way, are NOT regular listeners of the very great and very greatly named POG 1230 AM: I've managed to get a few songs into my personal collection and can now play all of them on the radio. It's a pain to digitize music but this way it's so much better than, like, playing them on some analog shit.
Anyway, where was I?
Oh yeah, I hope you liked that last song. Paint the town blue, it's from the Arcane soundtrack. Me and my best friend listened to that for WEEKS after watching it, at some point I had to pull him aside and go "Tubbo, listen, this just- this can't go on like this." I'd like to say it was just his fault but, well, that music is just too good. Luckily I got a copy, found it on some fan's computer!
And the second song I played was uh, Fast in my car by Paramore. I don't even remember where I found it, but it's just a banger innit? Also, some asshole called during it and uh... it was really weird. Hey, if you're listening, that was the opposite of a positive review! Fuck you and your stupid mysterious voice changer. You probably think you're sooooo cool, but uh... you're not.
Should I be cursing out my viewers live? ... Well, I mean, no one's gonna stop me so. Why not, huh? Some people deserve it. Everyone who ISN'T about to completely irrationally insult my brand CAN however, call on 1200 AM! Well, either way, the asshole said they got into a car chase and won. While I'd doubt that, they wanted me to announce that "those losers are pricks" and uh, that "they won't make it if they try that shit again."
Hope that helps! Whoever may be listening. If 'the losers' are listening, hey, I don't fucking know who you are, but that one sure has an ego, huh? Hope you get 'em next time. Or maybe not, I don't fucking know.
[silence]
[rummaging]
[clattering and swearing]
YES! Okay, [movement] I have just the songs for all of you comin' up. This next one's a banger, I picked it up in some girl's small collection but y'know, she sure had taste. This is Petty as fuck for you and a few other AWESOME ones after that. I don't know if they FIT into one thing but uh... who cares, I make the rules. They sure do now.
This is POG 12 30, call in if you have somethin' you wanna share!
[crashing]
Sorry, that was- did not mean to turn the mic on!
[short silence]
[audio is somewhat distorted from now on]
simultaneously on 1200 AM
A (young woman): Is this- for the uh, the radio?
B: Sure is, this is big T, what can I do for you?
[quiet laughter]
A: Well, that song you're playing right now- I just... I went to go see her live once. She used to be one of my favorite artists.
B: ... Really? Well- yeah she's really cool! Made a bunch of great music and stuff.
A: Yeah... well, I just- I don't know. I guess I miss that time. I still remember, she played in a small bar and it was just so cozy and fun. I miss when it was like that.
[silence]
B (quiet): Yeah me too.
A: I- sorry I- I don't know why I'm-
B: No it's okay! It's nice to hear people call.
[short silence]
B: Listen, do you think my radio name sounds childish?
[laughter]
A: I mean- no, no, it's great. Really uh, creative.
B: SEE, exactly. That other bitch just doesn't understand what radio is about.
[more silence]
A: Thank you, Tommy. Would you... mind not mentioning this live?
B: I- yeah, yeah of course. Have a good day...?
A: Niki. I'm Niki.
1230 AM
Here I am again, Tommyinnit, your host for POG 12 30 AM!
That last song, it's a bit more on the serious side so I hope that's okay with you. It's just- it really made the start of this shit a bit easier. Made it feel like there was something to, I don't know, continue for.
[silence]
But anyway- we've had tw- we- I'm glad that apparently people ARE finally listening to this shit. I mean, otherwise I might as well just not. But that really proves this is the best station in this goddamn town.
I have uh, well, I can't help but notice there is a SMALL, really, a uh, a TINY issue with the antenna right now which unfortunately does need to be fixed. I'll try, but for that I have to turn the whole thing off obviously, so I'll be back in like ten-ish minutes to give you some more music.