The Mafia

by ladyscandal

Summary:

Adventure Time mafia AU.
Decided to write one on AO3 inspired by an tt account called @adventure.trapz, who sadly uses AI to make their content.

Warning: this author has only watched 7 seasons once and has no idea what happens in other seasons, so this may be very inaccurate. More characters may be added if I continue this.

Chapter 1: Introduction

Summary:

Heres a peak introduction to some of these characters 🪷

Introduction ✭

1.

Name: Finn the Human

Age: 12 years old

Job: one of PB's hitmen (he wanted money for a video game 🫩)

Friends/Allies: Jake the Dog (brother), Princess Bubblegum (boss), Treetrunks (co-worker, also NO ONE wants to mess with her), BMO

Love interest: Princess Bubblegum (one-sided)

Enemies/Rivals: Ice King, Princess Marceline, Hunson Abadeer

Goal: stop the Ice King's business

2.

Name: Jake the Dog

Age: 28 years old

Job: one of PB's dealers in the Candy Drug Industry

Friends/Allies: Finn the Human (brother), Princess Bubblegum (boss), Treetrunks (co-worker, also NO ONE wants to mess with her), BMO

Love interest: Lady Raincorn (girlfriend)

Enemies/Rivals: Ice King, Princess Marceline (via her dad being Hunson Abadeer), Hunson Abadeer

Goal: stop the Ice King's business, propose to Lady Raincorn

3.

Name: Princess Bubblegum

Age: over 827 years old

Job: Princess of the Candy Kingdom, Boss of the Candy Drug Industry

Friends/Allies: Finn the Human (co-worker), Jake the Dog (trusted dealer), BMO (her companion), Treetrunks (co-worker, also a companion of hers bc her knowledge is useful)

Love interest: Princess Marceline

Enemies/Rivals: Ice King (mafia rival), Princess Marceline (due to her dad), Hunson Abadeer (obvious reasons)

Goal: stop the Ice King's business and kill him

4.

Name: Ice King

Real name: Simon Petrikov (only Marceline + Betty know)

Age: 1000+ years old

Job: King of the Ice Kingdom, Boss of the Ice Drug Industry

Friends/Allies: Gunther + several other penguins (his hitmen/dealers), Marceline (adoptive daughter but he forgot about it)

Love interest: Princess Bubblegum (he doesn't know but it's a subconscious for him missing Betty), Betty Grof (wife who went missing & he forgot about)

Enemies/Rivals: Princess Bubblegum (mafia rival), Hunson Abadeer (he wants his daughter back), Finn the Human, Jake the Dog, Treetrunks (he's afraid of her)

Goal: Find a wife

5.

Name: Marceline

Age: 1003 years old

Job: Bartender

Friends/Allies: Ice King (father), BMO, Gunther + other penguins (siblings)

Love interest: Princess Bubblegum

Enemies/Rivals: Princess Bubblegum (due to her father), Hunson Abadeer (the donor who made her), Finn the Human, Jake the Dog

Goal: stop Hunson and make her father Ice King remember the past

6.

Name: Huntress Wizard

Age: Unknown

Job: Hunson's dealer

Friends/Allies: None

Love interest: None

Enemies/Rivals: Ice King (for OBVIOUS reasons)

Goal: survive the economy by living in nature

7.

Name: Treetrunks

Age: late 40s/early 60s

Job: scientist for the Candy Drug Industry (she makes drugs)

Friends/Allies: Princess Bubblegum (boss, trusted companion), Finn the Human (her co-worker who buys apple pies from her), Jake the Dog (her co-worker who also buys pies from her), BMO, Gunther (she feeds him pie), her children + possibly grandchildren

Love interest: Mr. Pig (husband), several ex-husbands, several high school sweethearts

Enemies/Rivals: Ice King, Hunson Abadeer (obvious reasons), etc.

Goal: unknown

8.

Name: Betty Grof

Age: late 20s/mid 30s (over 1000+ years ago)

Job: Unknown

Friends/Allies: Unknown

Love Interest: Simon Petrikov (engaged)

Enemies/Rivals: None

Goal: Unknown, as she may or may not have been dead for decades depending on the circumstances of what happened to her over 1000 years ago