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Magoo was imprisoned by Kylo Ren who spoke to him while Magoo holding his hands up next to harry the bigfoot who has also holding his arms up "you were a traitor to the first order you intentionally sabotaged our take over of planet earth. Now you must die" decapitated by Kylo Ren, but of course Magoo can't die so he becomes a demon lord. Mr Magoo regains his sight and becomes a dark lord called magu or 魔狗(in japanese and chinese). And then Magu's middle finger elongates and unsheathes revealing a shikomizue and then impales and kills Kylo Ren(who was looking the other way) telling him "You were a shit villain, you were never popular with anyone in the audience" and he says as his last words "I know" and Kylo Ren collapsed to the ground taking his last breaths Harry stomped on his head and crushed his head into a bloody mess, killing him. So they left to planet earth and they first decide to pillage a public restroom that happened to have Takakazu Abe in it, so they decide to torture him in the anus with the iron cock - a dildo made of pure iron, but he enjoys it. So they decide to throw him in the 95 gallon trash bin nearby, then trash bin devoured the man and the trash bin turned into a powerful demon named Goma(語魔) a demon who talked trash to people until they die of pure bullshit. so he was the 3rd in command of the dark army. So then they went and found bats in a cave, and they convinced the bats to enter the demonizer and they each transformed into large demon bats with 25 ft wingspans and heads like brittle stars they were soon completing their army to overthrow God and bring forth the dark age when demons and darkness and evil rule over the universe. To complete their army Magu, Harry and Goma went into a male college locker room and they unleash forth the succubi to seduce them into the darkness, they became demons some extremely powerful, and they had demonic offspring with the succcubi as well. However they could do nothing without Lucifer's help, so they went to the seraph lucifer the other demon king and asked to join forces, so Magu gulped lucifer and he became the chodaimao, a demon of extreme power. However it turns out the college demons were only motivated by sex, and so they had to constantly stop fighting for them to have sex. So any ways they finally got to invade the heavens they raided it whole. But then God said "You think you can defeat me mortal? Sit back and watch this" and so God unleashed the powerful 3 headed weapon the Īśvarashirastra a weapon that was a 3 headed staff with a crown and an eye between the heads, and when he fired the eye opened and immediately Magu, Harry, Goma and all their forces were wiped out without a trace. And God said "you fools really thought you were a match for me huh?" The end.