How’to Trust Loki (no) Sylvie??! (And not get your heart ripped out)

by Nordrljos

Summary:

A couple of golden rules on how to survive alongside a woman who is your alternative self. Or, at the very least, how to die at her hands in Style and without any unnecessary fuss!
A brief safety guide from Loki who has Absolutely No Idea what he’ll be doing in the next second...

Notes:

So, somehow I ended up writing a drabble :))

And I definitely felt a bit (a LOT) of nostalgia for the time when Season 1 was released, especially Episode 3, after which there were legendary debates about who this mysterious woman was who called herself Loki... Oh, and is there really something going on between them👀I really do miss it!

Enjoy a quick read!💚

First, always look into her eyes. Watch closely to notice when she attempts to enchant you or aim her blade at your throat. Both are equally intimate!

Second, never fear turning your back. Never. It proves confidence. You would not want to make it too easy for her to dispose of you or shove something sharp between your shoulder blades. Efficiency is key.

Third, trust her. I would never betray her. I trust myself, and she is me, we have a perfect mutual understanding!

 

What would I do in her position? Hmm..

 

Improvisation. I simply improvise. Yes, it actually works.

Notes:

I’m also always happy to hear your thoughts!