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This eventful day, you decided to go to a small metal concert with your friends, but surprisingly, it was more packed than you thought, despite the concert being hosted in a compact place; maybe holding up to 200-500 people?
You had dressed in your most alternative clothing, wearing a DIY off-the-shoulder, ripped band tee made by the band you were seeing today, and short shorts with leggings underneath. You did your makeup and put on layers of bracelets and necklaces. You didn’t stand out, but you looked good. When you got there with all your friends, you were 10 minutes late, but at the very least, you hadn’t missed the band you wanted to see most.
You enter the building, lights flashing in your eyes, and your ears pulsed with how loud the music played. Perfect, utterly perfect; this is where you thrive.
You make a trip to the bar along with your close friend, grabbing a few drinks to pass around the group as the music blasts and the floor vibrates along with the beat. You pass by people to get further into the crowd, slipping by the mosh pit, and you typically join in to get closer to the front. You weren’t alone on this trip; your friends followed your path like a conga line to get to the front. You all were shoulder to shoulder as the first band dismissed themselves and the next band got on.
As time proceeds to move in slow motion, your drink begins to kick in, your head spinning and your sense of intelligence fading. Yet, you were always a pervert, drunk or not. So, when you saw someone crowd surfing above you, you looked at their slimmer waist and the bracelets that adorned their wrists tightly. At first, you thought that it was a female, then you saw the twinkiest male you ever laid eyes on. You mumbled to yourself about how hot he was, then quickly told your friend it was nothing whenever they asked.
You had noticed him in a way; he looked like 007n7. Yet, there was no way… The last time you saw the notorious and famous hacker, they had tits! Your train of thought was cut off by your friend shaking your shoulders roughly, screaming with pure excitement. You used your glossed-over eyes to finally process that your favourite niche band had finally gone up to play songs that you have been waiting for.
You had sung your drunken heart out alongside your close friends, then noticed people were beginning to crowd surf again. You rubbed your three, MAYBE remaining brain cells together after chugging the rest of your Witch’s Brew, which sealed your tipsy fate; a stupid, perverted decision to see if you could find a way to get your hands on that guy again.
So you watched intently, watching people repeatedly go over your head as they lay down to let the crowd surf them along the hands of others. That’s when you saw him the second time, and your thoughts went dirty. You swallowed thickly, your mouth suddenly as dry as a desert, as you watched the guy get carried straight towards you.
You stepped behind your friends slowly, hoping they wouldn’t see what you would do to this unsuspecting person who just wanted to have fun at this concert. Before you know it, he’s right above you. You aimed for brushing your hand against his waist, but with a fumble of someone’s hand, you cupped his butt completely.
You gasped, eyes wide as you felt the mound in your hand, not completely flat, but not big. You kind of liked that. You smirked like you had just won the jackpot, which, in your mind, you had just done. Suddenly, you feel someone pushing him along, and you snap back into reality, lifting him into someone else's arms. You wanted to sneak a peek at his face again, but when you did, he was full-on staring at you.
He felt it, and he knew who did it.
You saw him mouth the word “bitch” as his eyebrows furrowed, and you knew for a fact he was going to either report you or beat your ass with his bare hands. Your eyes widened, jaw tightening as you slipped back into your friend group, specifically getting in the middle so your friends would be human meat shields if he wanted to throw a punch. It wasn’t long before your friends wanted to get more drinks, but the other half didn’t. You were reduced to 2 friends, and you felt like you were fucked. As you tried to catch up with the other friend group who had more friends that you could surround yourself with, suddenly you were yanked aside.
It was the guy. Not any guy, it was 007n7.
Now that you were up close and personal, you could tell this was, in fact, the hacker that has still been uncaught for the crimes he committed. You felt your face heat up, and sweat began to form, specifically on your temples.
“ You bitch! Who do you think you are? “
He spat through gritted teeth, fingers curled tightly into the collar of your off-shoulder shirt. You gulped, trying to keep him at an arm's length by pushing against his shoulders, but he didn’t budge an inch. You had to de-escalate this, and quickly.
“ I didn’t mean to grab your butt, I swear to god! I reached for your waist, but then someone dropped your legs, and my hand landed there..! “
You stuttered out your excuse, trying to make as much eye contact as possible so he would believe your story. Technically, it wasn’t a lie, but if you had said you hated it, then it would be. But unfortunately, 007n7 didn’t buy it at all; in fact, he looked more pissed than before, if that's even possible.
“ Do you think I'm fucking stupid?! “
God, your story didn’t sound that dumb, did it?
“ I saw you smirking like you thought you could get away with that shit! “
Now it does.
Your eyes dart around for your friends who seem to have disappeared when you needed them the most. You groaned internally; you knew you were so fucked. Either way, you were going to get a bad ending. Was there any sort of exit you could find in this sticky situation? Probably not. You decide to keep making up things on the dot.
“ I don’t know what you mean! “
You blurted out, and it was definitely a bad idea. You saw 007n7 look around for guards and sneer. He didn’t feel like getting kicked out, and he couldn’t take this outside because he read the sign that practically told you: when you leave, you leave. His eyebrow twitched with irritation, then he locked eyes with the woman’s bathroom.
“ Perfect. “
That’s when you felt him drag you by your shirt, legs stumbling over each other with each step. You knew that when you stepped foot in that bathroom, you’d be found as grinded up pulp on those bathroom walls.
“ F-fuck! Wait, we can talk this out! Come on, dude, I'll… I-i’ll do anything! “
You stuttered out in a hurry, trying to change his mind, not even processing what you put on the table for him. You catch his sudden pause, the slow peeking over his shoulder with that nearly evil smile, that's when it clicks.
“ Anything? “
He asked, pulling you into the bathroom faster now. You felt your heart race, but you couldn’t tell if it was the adrenaline telling you to run for your life or the promise of what would lie in that bathroom now that you’ve offered yourself on a silver platter.
“ I didn't mean that..! I meant more of money a-and..!— “
Before you can finish explaining yourself, the bathroom door slams shut. 007n7 pulls you into a stall, locking it behind him as you fall onto the toilet seat, wide-eyed. You looked at him with a mix of fear and lust, not able to tell if you truly wanted this or not.
“ You said anything, so stick with your end of the deal, and I’ll let you leave scott-free. “
007n7 didn’t give you time to decline and say you’d rather take the beating, instead of letting you get out your words of consent, he peeled off his shirt— revealing the binder underneath. You noticed the binder, your mind returning to when you were confused about his gender.
“ I knew I wasn’t going insane… “
You whispered under your breath, but it didn’t go unnoticed by 007n7, who just chuckled, knowing what you meant. Yet he didn’t address it further, unclipping his binder to free his chest. You stared at the nudity, your cheeks heating up. You quickly looked away, even shrieking out a protest of telling him to put it back on.
“ No, I don’t think I will, actually. “
007n7 denied, eyes raking over your body. He took a step closer, pinning you against the toilet.
“ Take off your clothes, or I’ll do it for you. “
He ordered, not letting you say any of your objections. You whimpered from embarrassment, your thoughts an unintelligible mix of objections and admission, but your fingers twitched as you unhooked the button of your shorts. 007n7 smiled as you did what he said. The second your shorts hit the floor, you taking off your clothes suddenly wasn’t an option anymore as he ripped at your clothes. It wasn’t long until you were completely naked, chest heaving from how flustered you had become.
“ Much better… “
007n7 mumbled, letting himself drop to his knees, hands parting your thighs. It wasn’t difficult for him since you obliged. He wrapped his arms under your knees and put them over his shoulders, diving into the heat between your legs. You gasped as his tongue made firm contact with your clit, the slimy touch feeling amazing. You held in a moan by swallowing your spit hard as he moved his fingers into your cunt.
You could still hear the loud pulsating metal music just outside the bathroom, yet it felt muffled by the pure pleasure you felt in that exact moment as 007n7 latched his lips around your clit, sucking harshly. You felt your entire body stiffen, your eyes fluttering closed as you yelped out as 007n7 looked up at you as if he was innocent for doing any of this, but it still turned you on into no end, you actually felt like you were liking— no, LOVING this, even when it felt so wrong.
Suddenly, the bathroom door creaks open. You hear your friends calling your name, and your eyes shot open.
“ Those a-are my friends, they’re looking for me… “
You whispered to 007n7 frantically. He pulls away, combing his hair back with his fingers.
“ You think I care? They fuck around enough to find out, then they find out you're having a hella of a good time. “
When you were going to scold him for even thinking that way, you feel him continue his sensual assault, but now lavishly sucking at your core and pressing his thumb onto your sensitive bud, rubbing it in hard, fast circles as he lapped at your cunt.
You covered your mouth as you moaned, trying to be as quiet as possible. You began to feel your thighs tighten around his head; the tightness of your gut was nearly painful. Your friends began to talk, concerned and unsure of where you ran off to, unaware that you were right under their noses.
You can feel how 007n7’s tongue buries inside of your core, sensitive to every movement. You begin to twitch, body writhing as you hold your breath, trying not to moan from how amazing he was making you feel. Finally, you hear the footsteps retreating from the bathroom, and that’s when you let yourself orgasm. 007n7 catches your juices with his mouth, swallowing greedily on your essence. You choked out a sob of pleasure, holding tightly onto 007n7’s hair, keeping him close.
As the sensation of your orgasm begins to slowly fade, your chest heaves with each panted breath. Your fingers finally untangle from 007n7’s hair, and he catches his breath from being held in place for a minute or two. He looks up at you and then giggles mischievously.
“ That was a fucking thriller. “
Your eyebrows twitch together, irritated that he thought almost being caught by a group of people was funny to him.
“ That was horrible. “
You cross your arms under your chest, but still couldn’t help but notice how the adrenaline felt so good at the moment. Maybe it wasn’t that bad.
But before you could even process it all, 007n7 gets up and slips back on his clothes and pulls up his c00lgui, typing in a command to teleport away. You gasp, stumbling onto your feet, but your thighs are too weak, so you quickly crash.
“ Wait! “
You yelped out as you reached to grab him, but it was too late. The red-lined black panels envelope his body, and he was gone from the scene. You panted in confusion before sitting back on the toilet in defeat with a groan. You slipped back into your clothes.
This would be difficult for you to excuse.
꒰ ༉‧₊˚. ꒱
007n7 teleported next to Noli, who jumped at the sight of 007n7 suddenly appearing, then quickly relaxed his shoulders, gliding next to him— already hip-to-hip with him
“ 0oh- h-h3y 1 wa5 l0ok1ng f0r y0u-y-y0u! “
Noli glitched, wrapping an arm around 007n7’s shoulder and squeezing him. 007n7 nodded with a nervous chuckle.
“ I just had to use the bathroom. “
