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Peach’s castle rumbled with the force of a POW Block, traces of orange steam rose from the castle windows that were open. A sea of Toad maids and guards were unconscious, faces tinged with blue and expressions of disgust written all over.
Toadsworth wasn’t that far behind them, but fortunately found a safe place to avoid passing out. The castle halls reeked of an eggy, cheese flavoured stench that put whatever Wario has dished out to shame. And the culprit of such a concoction was none other than the Princess of Sarasaland: Daisy!
“Ahh~! I think that one was a new record!” She laughed, hoisting her leg to drop another booty bomb.
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Daisy’s butt rippled, fluttering her dress to reveal her large tanned, freckled ass clad in stretched out yellow fabric that were her panties. In fact, they looked more like a thong given how huge her cheeks were. Streams of orange gas blew out of her pucker, filling the hall with a foul fragrance of moldy cheese, stale egg and bread that spread like a wildfire.
The tomboy playfully wafted the air with her hand, guffawing like a jester. She continued to let out several more farts around the castle, pointing her derriere at whatever was in her line of sight. As this was going on, Peach remained locked in her bedroom, hands pulling at her blond hair in irritation from the anal grenades Daisy was dropping in her castle.
“URRRGGGHHH…!!! Daisy’s going to make my castle smell of her butt by the time she’s done!” Peach growled through gritted teeth.
Massaging her temples, the pink princess pondered if inviting her best friend for some cake and tea was a good idea given how slovenly she acts after eating some Egg Sandwiches on the way.
And from Bowser’s food stand of all places.
At first, Daisy’s farts weren’t too bad… but then they just escalated into something that had Peach running for her chambers after the pong got too overpowering in the courtyard. Daisy turning her noisy backside into a joke at Peach’s expense only made matters worse.
And from the looks of it, the sport-obsessed tomboy wasn’t going to stop until the entire castle smelled like her ass or everyone was knocked out. Or both if one were to be charitable.
Peach paced around her room. “There has to be something that can get her to stop…”
Her pacing would cease the moment her foot collided with something hard on the floor. A treasure chest that was slightly ajar from the top with a pair of angry eyes glaring back at Peach. Curious, the princess kneeled down, flinging the lid open to reveal a Mushroom. But not just any mushroom, a Poison Mushroom.
“When did this end up in my treasure chest?” Peach wondered, picking up the purple mushroom.
She casts her mind into her brain bank, retrieving a memory of this mystery. Ah yes, now it was coming back to her! One of Bowser’s attacks on the Mushroom Kingdom involved these malignant shrooms to make the innocent Toads and guards become sick so he could kidnap her… again.
Fortunately, Mario and Luigi were able to put a stop to this deadly plan thanks to the mystical healing properties of the 1-UP Mushrooms, thwarting the Koopa King’s plans to abduct Peach. To make sure the Poison Mushrooms wouldn’t cause any more harm, the Bros and the Princess stored them away in different areas of the castle. Hence, one of them being in her treasure chest.
Pulsating with a purple hum, the Poison Mushroom began to give off a foul stench that crinkled Peach’s nose, forcing her to turn away from it!
“UGH!!! What a terrible pong!” She gagged in disgust, covering her nose with one hand. “Now I know why I put this mushroom away!”
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The walls of Peach’s bedroom shook precariously with the force of a bob-omb exploding, followed by the sound of loud feminine moaning with a guffaw. Daisy was still spreading her flatulence across the castle and it didn’t show signs of ending in the slightest.
The Mushroom Princess grumbled in annoyance at her friend’s explosive behind, casting her attention back to the poisonous item in her hand. But then…
A thought crossed her mind.
What if… what if she ate the Poison Mushroom?
Peach saw first hand how these items affected her subjects when ingested and it was a sight she never wanted to see again for as long as she lives. The effects of the Poison Mushroom could have serious ramifications on her body if eaten, but given Daisy’s non-stop barrage of cheese-cutting, Peach was willing to do anything to get her friend to stop stinking up her castle!
She inhaled deeply, “Well… bottoms up.” And popped the Poison Mushroom in her mouth, swallowing it whole. Peach cringed, sticking her tongue out in disgust. “Mmnnhh… that was an awful tasting experience…!”
GgggGGGGRRRRRRLLLLLLLL!!!!
Her stomach roared out immensely as the purple shroom instantly took effect. Peach felt the gut acids bubble and pop as if she had eaten a whole pack of mints and drank a two litre bottle of cola. The princess saw her belly bloat out, the pressure inside couldn’t be contained and wanted out immediately!
Peach placed her hands on her round abdomen. “Ooooh dear…! It feels even worse once it takes effect…! Hopefully, I’ll feel better when this pain passes…! Still, I have something that will put an end to Daisy’s incessant farting!”
Steeling herself, the blonde haired ruler stepped towards the door and walked out of her room. Her large ass bounced up and down in her pink dress with each footfall she made towards Daisy. It wouldn’t take that long to find the brunette and it didn’t.
After all, when one has a rump as loud as Daisy’s, it’s bound to vocally announce its presence proudly for all to hear.
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Case in point.
“Pff-hahahahahahahaha! That was a gnarly one!” Daisy laughed heartily, fanning her fuming backside. “I may hate the Koopa King, but his chefs make a mean Egg Sandwich!”
“Daisy!” The tomboy perked, turning to see Peach walking up to her with a serious frown. “That’s enough from you! This will be your first and final warning; stop stinking up my castle or you will suffer the consequences!” The girly princess warned.
Daisy smirked confidently, clearly not buying Peach’s threat. “Oh? And what are you gonna do about it, Peach~? You know once the gas starts rippin’, I ain’t stoppin’ any time soon!”
PppprrrrrRRRRRTTTTT!!!!
To prove her point, Daisy let out one last eggy fart into the air. Though this final fart would be the last one she’d ever rip, as Peach was finally sick and tired of her friend’s sloven ways evident by a red anger vein appeared on the blond woman’s head. If Daisy won’t stop farting, then it was time for Peach to punctuate her point.
Lifting up her right leg, the Mushroom Monarch let the hounds out.
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Peach’s butt jiggled from the sudden backfire she pushed out, causing her dress to flutter. At first, Daisy rolled her eyes, thinking that her friend wasn’t going to outstink her (a feat impossible by Daisy’s standards). But once the yellow stink lines flowed up to her nose, the tomboy stiffened mid-eyeroll as she took two sniffs of Peach’s fragrance.
And foul wasn’t even the right word to describe what the hell came out of Peach’s butt!
Daisy’s complexion shifted to a sickly green hue, blue pupils shrank like peas and both hands quickly went to cover her nose from the vile stench Peach just released from one. Fart. Alone. And it all happened in the span of several seconds!
“HOLY SHITTAKE!!!! WHAT CRAWLED UP HER ASS AND DIED?!” The tanned brunette thought loudly, feeling her sinuses get overwhelmed.
The confectionary concoction expelled from the mushroom princess’ buttocks coated the halls in a one mile radius, Peach’s malodorous miasma completely overpowered Daisy’s egg fueled fragrance in a few short seconds. The golden-haired ruler never imagined in her wildest dreams that her gas would outclass or even draw a disgusted reaction from Daisy of all people!
“I can’t believe it! That Poison Mushroom really worked!” Peach internally exclaimed as she watched the Sarasaland Monarch splutter and cough from the yellow smog flowing in the air.
“J-Just what the heck did Peach eat to produce something that foul?!” Daisy speculated, still covering her nose, “There’s no way that cake and tea could make her this gassy!”
The tomboy grit her teeth. There was no way she was going to let the pretty pink princess outstink her! No way, no how!
Daisy lifted her own leg to her chest, shut one eye and grunted…
…but no gas came out of her butt.
Daisy grunted again, attempting to try and rip one of her world famous farts around Peach. Though her butt wobbled in anticipation, not a single particle of flatulent air was produced.
The brunette paled…
There’s no way she could be—!
“Out of gas, Daisy?” Peach guessed with foreboding accuracy, “Given how much you were breaking wind in my castle, you would eventually run out of flatulence by then…”
Daisy sweated, feeling a sliver of fear travel up her spine. Peach had an unreadable expression on her beautiful face as she advanced towards the yellow princess, who started backing away nervously.
“L-Look, Peach. I-I was just kidding about the whole ‘farting in your castle thing’,” Daisy stutters, “S-Sure, I went too far with knocking out the Toads, but- HURGH-!!!”
Daisy’s hands went straight to her nose again, doubling over as an absolutely foul odour flooded the castle halls. Peach’s stern expression turned into a slight blush, followed by her exhaling deeply while waving her hand behind her.
That Poison Mushroom really did a number on her digestive system… but Peach couldn’t deny that it had results she was intending.
“I did give you a warning to stop stinking up my castle, Daisy,” The Mushroom Monarch spoke in a calm yet cold tone, “You refused to listen to me and now, I’m giving you a taste of your own medicine.”
“How do you like the smell of my own ‘perfume’? Does it smell good?”
Daisy opened her mouth in some vain attempt to respond, only to unintentionally inhale some of Peach’s noxious brand, causing her to cough and gag. Her blue eyes began to water from the amount of stink in her general vicinity, forcing the tanned tomboy to wipe them with her gloved hand. The moment she did so and uncovered her face, Daisy found herself face to face with a familiar pair of big pink cheeks.
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Daisy felt her ears rupture from the point-blank explosion of miasma that Peach unleashed directly into her face. The skin and hair on Daisy’s body flapped as if she was in front of an industrial fan, threatening to blow her out of the castle halls and to Sarasaland!
A large plume of yellow gas spread quickly like wildfire, filling the room with expired sugar, rotting strawberries and the sickly scent of decayed mushrooms. From the stream of gas, Daisy tumbled across the floor, skidding to a stop on her stomach with her huge buns in the air. She let out a few coughs as she slowly got back up to her feet, vainly fanning away the horrid stench that clung to her body.
“Smells horrible, doesn’t it, Daisy?” Peach strolled out of her own gas cloud without much reaction. “I should imagine how terrible my gas smells to you, because there’s a lot more where that came from…”
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With a twitch of her eye, Peach let out a soft moan as a dark yellow fog flowed out of her butt, spreading around the room quickly. At first, Daisy didn’t hear much but when she sniffed the air, her eyes became misshapen and her face turned greener than a Frog Suit.
“UGHHHH!!! That is absolutely PUTRID!!!” The desert princess howled in thought, clutching her nostrils as hard as she could.
Twice, Daisy was hit with a SBD by her girly companion! And this one reeked even more than the first! The sporty princess felt her cheeks, the ones on her face, bulge up as if she was about to hurl from the sheer overload of stink!
Just as plans of escape were formulating in Daisy’s mind, Peach had taken several steps back then took a running start towards Daisy. The sound of rapidly clicking heels snapped Daisy out of her stupor, causing her to look over just in time to see Peach spin on her foot, do a short hop in the air and thrust her big butt towards Daisy.
“Ha-CHA~!” Came Peach’s outcry.
Daisy’s entire face was no longer visible to the naked eye, having been fully engulfed by Peach’s prominent, smelly peaches. All one could see was tufts of Daisy’s brown locks as she got a faceful of the princess’ iconic Peach Bomber! With the amount of momentum Peach carried from her sprint to her hip-check, the two ended up breaking through the front doors and into the front of the castle’s entrance.
A cloud of dirt soon cleared around the two girls, revealing them in their current position. Daisy lay flat on her back, her head wedged in between a massive, reeking peach. Said peach belonged to the Princess who was on top of the tomboy after performing her iconic technique.
Fortunately for Daisy, all the Toad guards were either passed out because of the earlier stink or not on duty so they wouldn’t bear witness to the humiliation she was about to experience. With her nose properly secured underneath Peach’s rotten rump, the accumulated stink from all those farts passed through her pink dress, giving Daisy a small hint of what was going to happen to her.
“Mmmpphhh…! Mmmmppphhh…!” Daisy groaned into Peach’s bum, causing vibrations to travel up her back.
In response, Peach wiggled her butt on Daisy’s face. Both due to how strangely comfortable the sports fanatic’s face was on her rear and to make sure she was in the perfect position.
“Never expected Daisy’s face to feel so soft on my bottom…” The Mushroom Ruler thought, feeling Daisy’s nose press up against her anus.
Daisy nearly retched in disgust, “Never imagined just how musky Peach’s butt could be!”
GgggGGGGRRRRRRGGGGGGGGLLLLLLLL!!!!
Daisy’s eyes shrank into pinpricks when she heard that horrifying sound. It was a sound that she was familiar with given her own gut made it, but hearing it from someone other than herself brought a sense of dread the not-so-girly princess never thought she could feel.
The sound that put whatever roar Bowser had done to shame.
Heck, it could output something Wario could brew in his own stomach!
“Oh my…! Seems that my belly is brewing up another Peach Bomber,” Peach stated, placing her hands on her bloated belly.
At the mention of that; Daisy frantically began thrashing about on the floor, legs swinging wildly and she even began flailing her arms. She let out screams and muffled groans into Peach’s buttcrack, begging her not to rip ass! Sadly for Daisy, Peach wasn’t feeling merciful today given what the tomboy did to her castle.
Clenching her fists, Peach huffed out a cute grunt that was quickly followed by something absolutely unattractive.
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The ground rumbled haphazardly around the princesses as the blond haired one released an expulsion of methane straight into Daisy’s face. Peach’s caboose wibbled around Daisy’s head, firmly massaging her cranium for a solid six seconds before it eventually simmered into slow wobbles. The yellow clouds around the Mushroom Princess’ rump took on varying shades, becoming darker as some of it seeped out of her butt crack.
When the majority of gas reached Daisy’s nose, the reaction was instant as the Sarasaland Sovereign’s body spasmed from the rotting fruit, confectionary concoction and moldy mushroom stench filling her sinuses. Tears began to form in Daisy’s eyes, she let out a howl of disgust as she put much more effort into her resistance.
WHAP!!! SMACK!!! WHOMP!!! SLAP!!!
Swinging her right hand, Daisy struck Peach’s derriere as hard as she could in an attempt to get her off. She repeated this action several times, hoping her slaps would cause some lasting damage on Peach’s butt. Though her efforts resulted in the golden-haired princess’ wobble wagon to jiggle and bounce like a piece of gelatin, the titanic tush wiggling to and fro with little a blemish to show for it.
Daisy’s spanks were more akin to mere lovetaps to Peach.
Peach, in response, pressed her full weight against Daisy’s face, smothering her deep within the reeking caverns that was her ass crack. The spunky tomboy felt as if her head was being crushed underneath a Thwomp. Her slaps slowly began to dwindle, but Peach was nowhere near done with dishing out some revenge…
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A full-scale eruption occurred from Mt.Peach, releasing a tidal wave of miasmic maladour all over Daisy, whose ears rang as if she was in the middle of Bob-Omb Battlefield. The ground beneath them fragmented, forming thin spider-webbing cracks that stretched across the dirt. Thick smog filled the outer area of the castle entrance, slowly rising in the air like steam from a train.
The power behind Peach’s poots could put anything Daisy has ripped before or since to shame, but the smell was something to behold! No longer could Daisy pick up on the repulsive odour of strawberries or the sugary cakes, all she could smell was the repugnant pong of mushrooms that had been left in the fridge for several weeks!
Daisy’s throat belted out another groan, tapping her feet onto the floor. She continued spanking Peach’s bottom to free herself, even going so far as to shove her butt up for sweet fresh air. But when Daisy’s hands tried to push, they merely sunk into Peach’s thick buns.
How could Daisy have forgotten?! Princess Peach has one of the softest and squishest butts in all of the Mushroom Kingdom! Trying to push away her booty would result in one’s hands sinking into the mounds of flesh!
But that didn’t stop Daisy from trying to shove Peach’s bum away from her face, anyways.
The Mushroom Kingdom’s leader could still feel the energetic sporty girl’s hands trying to free herself from the smelly peachy prison. While Daisy’s shoves and slaps weren’t doing much to get Peach to stand up, they were still irritating… And so, Peach decided to remind Daisy to accept what was given to her.
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Peach puffed up her (face) cheeks as her buttcheeks blasted Daisy with a hefty stream of noxious winds that blew the brown locks on her head and filled her nostrils with the raunchy smell of mushrooms! Daisy’s face turned a deep shade of green as her brain rattled from the kinetic energy produced by Peach’s bountiful backside, cracking the ground even more to the point a crater formed underneath the two women.
Daisy’s resisting arms slowly began to lose their strength, hard slaps transitioning to feeble hits on Peach’s booty.
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VVVVRRRRWWWOOOMMMMPPPPTTTTT!!!!
PppPPPPPPRRRRRRBBBBBwwwwWWWWOOOOAAAAAPPPPPPPTTTTT!!!!
A salvo of farts bellowed out of Peach’s anus, each pelting Daisy with the rancid air of mushroom-laced stink that threatened to permanently change the way the flower-themed princess would smell for the foreseeable future. The stink clouds around Peach’s rump shifted from dark yellow to a putrid purple colour. Even the smell grew more poisonous for Daisy’s poor nasal cavity, making her feel weaker and weaker with each sulphuric blast to the face.
The foliage started to whittle away due to the stench produced by Peach, going from a lush green to a sickly brown colour.
“Mmmm… Mmmmm…!” Daisy could only muster as she weakly patted Peach’s butt.
“I seem to recall you saying something along the lines of once gas starts ripping, you’re not stopping anytime soon…” Peach says, looking down at Daisy over her huge buns, “That same thing applies to me; I’ve started breaking wind and now I won’t be stopping until all of my gas is gone!”
It was times like this that Daisy regretted saying something like that around Peach…
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And now, Daisy regretted those words even more now that was on the receiving end of Princess Peach’s backfire. The fart started off as a small ripper that eventually climaxed into an explosion that could rival three Bob-ombs next to a POW Block! The crater around Peach and Daisy had grown in size and increased in depth, the bushes outside of the castle had fully withered away alongside the flowers that had once grown there due to the vile smell of Peach’s poison-filled poots.
Daisy didn’t fare much better either, her strength had completely ebbed away from the amount of stink she was forced to inhale. She felt everything was slowly turning dark and as resilient as she was, the tomboy couldn’t handle much more of Peach’s “fragrance”.
Daisy gave one final push against her friend’s bum, then her arms dropped to the floor in defeat.
“…Mm… mmmm…” She weakly groaned.
“Oh dear… Perhaps I should’ve done this in a different area,” Peach said, observing the current state of her castle entrance, “I don’t think my castle will take much more of this. There has to be a better place for me to continue…”
Blue eyes scanned the area outside of the castle’s range, eventually locking onto a long, green Warp Pipe sitting by its lonesome in the grasslands. The perfect place for Peach to teach Daisy a lesson…
Peach stood up from Daisy’s face, releasing a plume of yellow and purple gas into the air. She grabbed the sporty princess by her angle and started dragging her towards the Warp Pipe. Daisy’s vision was immensely blurry due to the amount of time she spent trapped underneath Peach’s butt, though she could make out colours and hear the sound of Peach’s heels crushing the grass as well as the pink princess’ huge ass bouncing around in her dress.
Daisy wheezed out a cough. “…W-Why is the world moving…?”
There wasn’t a reply from Peach, at least not a verbal one. No, Peach’s reply was more physical as she tossed Daisy into the Warp Pipe! Daisy landed on her butt with a grunt, getting a moment to collect her bearings after being gassed. Upon looking around, Daisy quickly realised where she was and tried to escape from the pipe. But when she did, Peach had already blocked the entrance with her fat stacks of ass!
The blond haired princess’ stomach gurgled and popped like a volcano from the Dark Lands, the last remnants of the Poison Mushroom fully digesting into gas that would transfer to Peach’s lower G.I. Daisy shrank into the ground, going so low that she could feel the dirt around her gloved hands.
“Peach! I promise I’ll stop farting around your castle and halls! I won’t ever fart around you again! Just please let me out!” Daisy pleaded while banging on the sides of the Warp Pipe.
Peach’s butt rumbled ominously, causing the pipe to also vibrate in anticipation for the impending doom that would befall upon Daisy. Clenching her fists tightly, Peach scrunched up her face as it turned a bright crimson.
“HARRUUUUMMMPPPHHH~!!!”
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What followed was a gargantuan detonation that Peach unleashed into the Warp Pipe, causing it and the ground to quake haphazardly as if multiple POW blocks had been hit simultaneously! The sheer output of strength behind Peach’s fart had pushed Daisy to her knees, unable to stand up due to the amount of force generated from the Mushroom Monarch’s stinky assault!
…oooOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRrrrrrrRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM…
The sides of the Warp Pipe expanded greatly, unable to take in the large quantities of gas expelled out of Peach’s big behind. Bits of purple gas clouds spilled out from the crevasses around the pipe, wafting out into the open air. The Warp Pipe, as durable as it was, began to form cracks around the side with purple wisps of gas leaking out.
Daisy felt it all, the insides of the pipe stretching out from the explosive force of Peach’s fart, the force pressed down against her like a Thwomp and the horrid smell of mushrooms filling her nostrils. No matter how much she fanned the air or covered her nose and mouth, the overpowering smog just wouldn’t go away. Daisy didn’t know how long the fart was going on, but she couldn’t take much more until she was lulled into a fart coma…
…MMMMMMMPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPTTTTTTTTTTTT~!!!!
After what seemed like an eternity, Peach’s colossal colon calamity eventually came to an end. Breathing a sigh of relief, Peach rubbed her now slim stomach with a blush. She gripped a meaty buttcheek, pulling it apart as a purple haze hissed out of her crack and parts of the pipe itself.
“Phew…~! Glad I didn’t do this in my castle,” Peach commented, pondering the amount of work her Toads would have to do.
Wiggling her hips, the blond-haired princess eventually lifted her big booty from the Warp Pipe’s entrance with a FOOMP!! A large plume of violet smog flowed out of the pipe as Peach looked inside at a distance to not get a whiff of her own brand.
There Daisy lay inside the pipe fully unconscious and unmoving. Her short brown hair was a mess with several strands out of place, her crown slipped off her head and her clothes were even dirtier than usual. Daisy’s tanned face was a mix of green and purple with a bit of drool leaking from the side of her mouth.
Satisfied with her handiwork, Peach gave a nod and walked back to her castle, leaving the tomboy’s reeking body to inhabit the poison mushroom smelling pipe.
For as long as Daisy lived, this lesson would stick with her just as much as the gassing. Never fart inside Peach’s Castle or one may live to regret it…