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"M-M-My name is Evan Hansen...," said connor Murphy. I'm joking, Evan said that dumbass. "my to-topic is restoring the orange bell-..the orange bellied parRot population.."
"evan speak the fuck up rn"
"right sorry t-teach..." the twinker twinkle ton of twinktown flipped nervoosuly through his cards "the problem is th-that the population is.. uh.. it's decreasing..FAST!.. it's decreasing fast.." said captain fucking obvious "here's my food web to explain-"
"it's already on the board stupid fuck" called out mrs applebottomjeans
"uhhuhhh okay... a-a-a-a-anyways the prorposal I pissed- I meant p-picked, for uhmmebhm restoring the parrots is proposal number t-two which is uhh planting grass to eat for them to eat and thyefll eat it ffor eating.." ass he stumbles and tumbles and mumbles and bumbles on his words his face turns bright red like bright bright red btw "I chossee this prorpoasal becuase uhhuuh i like trees and grass is b-vb-b-basically trees... can i sit do-"
"no bitch what finish before i slap the shit out of you" mrs applbottomjeans threw a pencil
"uuuuhhh ok ok uhhh i- to expl- explain why.. I chose this uhhhsdmm..." the catboyuy panickes"i- where r they... fuck did I forgwt"
"did you forget what speak up"
"iiii uhhh I well I forgot... uhuhuhuhuhuh fuckfhucfkck i-i-i-i-iio" runsx out of the stupidasas class
"evan whattyehfuckck"