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DING DONG
Dex watched Bex and Lex yeet themselves out of his room and down the stairs.He sighed as he heard the opening the door.”Dex!”Bex yelled,”Your ‘friend’ is here!Get your ass down here!”Dex slowly got up from his chair and slid down the stairs.when he reached the living room,he saw the person who decided to ruin his precious, bootyful Saturday.the person with shimmering teal eyes,hair of a supermodel,godlike abs,and Oscar worthy personality. The one that made him go red with anger and heart beat with loathing _ Fitz .Vacker.
“Ummmm Dex? Earth to Dex.” Said Fitz,waving his hand in front of the love of his life’s face.
“Aaaaah” yelled dex, jumping back, face red when he noticed Fitz standing in front of him. Fitz gulped.Did Dex really not want him to sleepover that much?
”I’m really sorry if I made you unco-“”SUP FUCKERS!!!!!IS LOVEBIRD NUMBER TWO HERE YET???” Rex marched into the room.Literally. He had a British royal guard uniform on and did a soldier march,while waving a French flag in his right hand and holding a half eaten baguette in the other.Fitz gulped.He closed his eyes and counted to 5 to calm himself down so he didn’t fucking faint.When he opened his eyes,he saw Dex and Rex on the floor wrestling on the floor.
Bex was on the couch, jumping and yelling “FIGHT!FIGHT!FIGHT!”
Wait….. where was Lex?
Fitz looked around. He couldn’t see Lex. He looked up at the ceiling. Lex was …… ON THE FAN?