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Kirby as usual goes on with her day, playing soccer with randoms. She is occasionally joined by her friends. Lately she has been thinking about rather...explicit things with one of her fellow companions; Noob.
"Uh.. Kirby..?" Noob said nervously, Fidgeting to try and find some space between them in his slightly flustered state.
Kirby continued to stare at him blankly, head still stuck on her sexual plans to aggressively tame him. To get him under her and squirming... Her thoughts keep spiraling into more and more lewd fantasies.
"Kirby.!"
"Hm?" She hummed in confusion, finally taking in her surroundings. The match has already started, the crowd was desperately cheering; encouraging the team of their choice. While Noob and Kirby were stuck in the locker room.. alone. It would be a few hours before their team would come back so why not take the chance?
"Noob~!" A mischievous smirk started to form on her face. "Can I aggressively crack you~?" She knew it sounded hella ridiculous but couldn't hurt to ask... Right?
"Fine.." Noob reluctant sighed. What was he thinking?! Knowing this freak he should've said no. But, the way she acts makes his heart flutter. He can't help but find all of her weird quirks cute in a way. From her light pink hair to her rather bigger than normal eyes, it's unique; it's what makes her, her. God he's going to regret this...
"Yo?" Came a familiar voice. The guy was none other than Dang_it aka the person Kirby didn't want to see when she was doing this.
"What do you want?" She rolled her eyes and glared back at him, her annoyance spilling out through every facial expression.
Noob stared at them, watching this unfold. Noob moved past Kirby's hands that were supposed to be pinning him against the wall and waved at Dang_it. For what reason was he here? Noob didn't know, but he might as well play it off instead of looking like an embarrassed mess.. But seriously when did he-
"What about me? You let her crack but not me?" Dang_it placed a hand on his own chest, exaggerating his sad and hurt look while wiping an invisible tear.
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Huh..?? What was this guy's talking about, I mean he and Kirby were in the middle of something, being rudely interrupted by his stupid antics, perhaps he'll go away if he said yes? Right?
"Sure?"
Kirby turns her attention to Noob, completely stunned. "WHY HIM?!" Before she lashes out at anyone she decides to calm down and swallow whatever slur she was about to hurl at the two.
While this is happening Dang_it slips behind Noob, hands around his hips and face dangerously close to his neck; lips only a few centimeters away from Noob's beautiful unmarked skin.
"H-hey! What are you doing back there-" Noob was about to protest when he was silenced by Dang_it.
He moved his lips onto Noob's skin, kissing and marking up the porcelain skin around his collar and neck. These little antics ensued small needy whines out of Noob's lips.
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Kirby felt left out. How can they have all the fun and leave her out of it! She asked first! Kirby decided she'd try to get her own share of this "fun." She grabbed Noob's face and desperately kissed him, trying to get all she could out of him. Any whines that Dang_it made Noob produce, she would swallow it up.
The more this continued the more Kirby melted into the kisses. She put her hands around Noob's waist and leaned into him. Effectively sandwiching noob against Dang_it and herself.
Noob felt overwhelmed, while He and Kirby made out Dang_it was placing love bites on his neck and roaming his hands all over his hips and under his shirt. It was getting hard for him to contain himself for long
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Kirby kneeled in between Noob's legs, her arms pushing his ass apart to make her job easier; slip the strap on in him and rail him like there's no tomorrow.
Dang_it was more than pleased with the circumstances of what he had to do. His erection stood tall against Noob's cheek, eager to enter his warm and wet mouth.
Noob was on his hands and knees, legs a little wobbly from being prepped to take both of them at a time. He's glad they didn't try fucking his ass at the same time or someone would've died, and that someone would've being him. Furthermore he's nervous as hell because this Is the first time giving head to anyone. He was never prepared for this nor did he even expect it. And it sure as hell doesn't help that these two are getting more turned on with his exposed position and flustered face.
Without warning Kirby slowly pushes in, she's always been an impatient person anyways; What she wants, she gets. As she starts pushing into Noob's tight hole he starts squirming and involuntarily clenching around the strap on. The stretching on his rear end wasn't going to be the only thing driving him mad today.... It was also going to be his throat being used a cock sleeve for Dang_it's selfish pleasures.
Dang_it pushed his cock past Noob's precious lips and into his wet mouth. God did it feel so good for Dang_it, he couldn't help but start shalloely thrusting into Noob's mouth; Pushing inch by inch into Noob's wet cavern until he fully bottomed out to base.
On the other hand Noob's eyes were teary from the occasional gagging with Dang_it's dick in his mouth and the feeling of burning along with pleasure from Kirby thrusting into his ass.