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WriteMyWayOut added WatchYouBurn, NeverSatisfied, AndPEGGY, TurtleBoiWaddup, LadOnTour, GreekGod and LaffOutLoud
WriteMyWayOut: Heyo what’s up nerds!!? Much needed GC to keep in contact? Or to bug each other?... you decide
AndPEGGY: AYO HAMSQUARED WHADDUP <3
WriteMyWayOut: YES PEGLEG! <3
WatchYouBurn: Hey everyone!
NeverSatisfied: Hey y’all! About time we made a group chat xo
GreekGod: yo!
TurtleBoiWaddup: heyyyyyyyy squad! xx
LaffOutLoud: Bonjour!
WriteMyWayOut added WaitForIt
WaitForIt: Thanks for including me Hamilton but I’m not sure I fit in here
WriteMyWayOut: Nonsense Burr you’re being paranoid as always
TurtleBoiWaddup: Well shit it’s the prodigy himself…aaron burr
GreekGod: Sir!
WriteMyWayOut: OMG speaking of sir...sorry/ur welcome Laf….
WatchYouBurn: this sounds bad….
NeverSatisfied: I sense a scheme..
LaffOutLoud: ???????
AndPEGGY: please be doing what I think ur doing hamsquared
WriteMyWayOut added WashingDone
GreekGod: omg yes.
TurtleBoiWaddup: ayyyy time to sin™
WaitForIt: Please go to church.
TurtleBoiWaddup: I tried that once. Almost burnt to death before I even got through the front doors
WriteMyWayOut: same
GreekGod: Same
AndPeggy: Same
WatchYouBurn: same
NeverSatisfied: same
LadOnTour: same here too ngl
WashingDone: Alexander why am I in this chat? Aren’t you supposed to be working?
AndPEGGY: G WASHINGTON MY MAIN MAN <3
WatchYouBurn: hello mr Washington sir!
NeverSatisfied: Peggy don’t address mr Washington like that!
WriteMyWayOut: Sir you sent me home an hour ago
WashingDone: Oh so I did, hello Peggy. Honestly, G Washington is fine
AndPEGGY: I can call you Georgie if you want?
TurtleBoiWaddup: PEGGY NO
GreekGod: OMG
WashingDone: G Washington is just fine thank you peggy.
WatchYouBurn: damn it Peggy.
LaffOutLoud: omg! Sir Washington. Hello sir.
GreekGod: Laf no..
TurtleBoiWaddup: oh here we go #Thursty ammirite?
WatchYouBurn: Says u
TurtleBoiWaddup: rooooode. Touche tho, it tru.
NeverSatisfied: HOWLING OMG.
WriteMyWayOut: LAF STAY AWAY FROM MY BOSS!!!
LaffOutLoud: ALL I SAID WAS HELLO
AndPEGGY: We all know that not all you’d like to say…#Daddy ammirite?
WashingDone: ….?
Have I missed something here?
LaffOutLoud: PEGGY STAY IN UR LANE
NeverSatisfied: YES OMG
TurtleBoiWaddup: #DaddyGayte
AndPEGGY: ^^
NeverSatisfied: ^^
GreekGod: ^^
WatchYouBurn: ^^
LadOnTour: ^^
WriteMyWayOut: ^^
WaitForIt: …what’s going on right now? I’m confused?
LaffOutLoud: NOTHING. NOTHING IS GOING ON RIGHT NOW. DADDYGAYTE IS NOT A THING. NOPE. I HATE YOU ALL. I DO NOT THINK MR WASHINGTON IS DADDY MATERIAL NOR I DO NOT WANT TO CALL HIME DADDY NOPE.
WashingDone: Son, you have some issues. Alexander, please notify me next time you wish to add me to a group chat with people who have a Daddy Kink. That way I can be prepared. #Dragged
AndPEGGY: OMG
WriteMyWayOut: OH MY GOD SIR.
WatchYouBurn: HOWLING.
GreekGod: JFC DRAGGED BY WASHINGTON. #BLESSED
NeverSatisfied: #Honoured
TurtleBoiWaddup: #soBlessed senpai noticed us
LadOnTour: Looks like daddy may be mad at u Laf….
LaffOutLoud: G2G G2G G2G G2G
LaffOutLoud has left the group chat
WaitForIt: What just happened?
AndPeggy: Sin. Sin just happened my child. Beautiful, unholy sin.
WashingDone: I don’t think I want to be part of this sin. y'all need Jesus. washingDONE out. peace.
WashingDone has left the group chat
AndPeggy: Welp, they don’t call him a founding father for nothing ammirite? #Daddy
TurtleBoiWaddup: OMG
NeverSatisfied: PEGGY IM HOWLING
WatchYouBurn: YODELLING
GreekGod: I AM DEAD.
LadOnTour: best peggy line 10/10 would recommend
WriteMyWayOut: Welcome To hell children. Enjoy ur stay.