(April Fools) HNTBL 27: Expect the Unexpected

by TheDragonBoy

Summary:

It’s been quite a while since the last upload, but that’s because we’ve been working on something special. The *final* chapter! Didn’t see that coming, did you? Well, “Expect the Unexpected”

How Not To Become Lunch: 27 - Expect the Unexpected

On this day, something unexpected happened. In a world full of hungry predators, you never really can know what to expect. Humans get gulped down left and right, and even other preds aren’t always safe from the hungry maws that roam in search of another meal for the waiting bellies down below.

April, May, June. The summer rolls in. Time passes. Hunters hone their skills. Humans try to stay alive. But every now and then, even the most skilled hunters wind up as unfortunate meals, and even the most unfortunate humans manage to survive- or even thrive.

First thing you learn in this world is to be careful.

You’re not long for the world if you don’t.

Fools are those who don’t fear a gurgling belly…

So, what unexpected thing happened? Well, Jack ate Fiona and lived happily ever after. It was the only way not to become lunch, really. The End.

Notes:

For the record, this was all x9comega’s idea.

Series this work belongs to:

• Part 27 of How Not To Become Lunch