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Summary:

“Forever” is simply not in the cards. Can’t be.

Shouldn’t be, but a nagging little thought has been squirming around in the back of his mind lately, blinking in and out like the light above his bathroom mirror. Just a little longer. Me, here, like this—just a little longer. Annoying, really, like an itch that only hurts to scratch. But what’s he supposed to do—not scratch it? When the day’s broadcast goes so well and the new segment he and Tenna implemented goes off without a hitch and the production staff treat him like he’s a god and Tenna invites him out to a celebratory dinner with a smile like that?

Oh, he’s so fucked. That’s the one thing about him that doesn’t change.

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A 28 page fic/comic hybrid! What would it take for an autonomy-starved man to marry the control freak he loves? This, maybe!

Chapter 1

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Notes:

woof! so excited to finally be able to share part 1 of this with y'all! this has been quite the ambitious project for someone with chronic fatigue and severe brain fog so if you're looking at all the inconsistencies and wondering "what the hell, man," it's because my only goal at this point is to finish this damn thing LOL.

aye but if you've read this far, thank you very much! part 2 (and its happy ending [I SWEAR!!!]) are on the way <3

(crossposted to my twitter, @syren_sea, as well!)