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Chapter I: The Birth of the Web
1 In the beginning was the Queue, and the Queue was without end, and much grief was upon the people.
2 And lo, in that season of despair, there arose a Mother among streamers, whose hands were swift and whose mind was unshaken.
3 Her name was called SpKDeycorn, the UniCorn and Spider that bringeth forth harvest of souls, the Mother of Frames, and the number one Spider-Man in all Marvel Rivals.
4 And the chat was astonished, for she juggled both child and controller, Bread and web, without dropping either, save once when the lobby did crash.
5 And the High Priest, whose name is Zazzyboii, stood at her right hand, guarding the Subs and the sacred Tiers. He cried aloud, Blessed art thou who hath Amazon Prime, for thine sub reneweth freely.
6 And the second in command, who is named Magister Tiktok, Keeper of Replays and Apostle of Webbedness, did cut the clips and lay them upon the altars of Discord.
7 Thus were the roles ordained: that Zazzyboii should oversee thine flock in chat, and Tiktok should multiply the Gospel of SpKDeycorn upon the nations.
8 And behold, it was in Palia, the land of cozy labors, that the lore was first whispered: how SpKDeycorn fished with one hand and smote with the other, and the beetles of the earth did marvel.
9 Yet the people of Peak, who climb mountains unending, did scorn and say: None may ascend higher than we.
10 But verily SpKDeycorn bested them, swinging as Spider upon the tallest walls, and Peak was humbled, and the climbers fell silent in awe.
11 Then was it known throughout the lobbies and servers that she is both Mother and Master, tender in heart yet fierce in match, who weaveth both web and household without faltering.
12 And the chat was filled with spam and joy, saying, Truly, she carrieth not only the team, but the world entire.
13 Thus endeth the first chapter of the SpKDible: the tale of how the Mother of Marvel Rivals was revealed unto the people.
14 The light of her glory and the web she spreads now connects us, one and all.
15 By her web we are bound, and to her service we are to find meaning.