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y/n joined nick fuentes stream at a time when it was realllyyy empty so not a lot of superchats were coming in atm. he wasnt like so pissed and angry at the ragebait that he was igoring any of them, he was just having a time and shittily criticizing them normally. y/n, seeing this, took it as a perfect opportunity to start an intense debate.
"looks like we have a superchat coming in from--oh god. ohh this is gonna be a doozie. 'MASTER_DEBATOR_413'..." he gulped and furrowed his brows, "wow. total libtard. homestuck numbers and everything, jesus. anyways it says...'i doubt you get pussy. i bet you couldnt even get it from a pronoune liberal tard!!' umm... are you KIDDING me. I GET SO MUCH PUSSY. i could 1000% GET IT FROM A LIBERAL PRONOUNE TARD."
y/n seeing this got surprisingly excited, seeing it as an in to maybe have hate sex with him so theythem could ride his unfortunately sexy face or whatever... but more improtantly... maybe even help him turn a new leaf! theythem put in another donation.
"are you fucking KIDDING ME," you could see the veins popping on nick's neck. oh, that neck would be so nice to place a libtard pronoune hickey on... "ANOTHER DONATION from this UNEVOLVED SLOPFEST. fucking. 'ok... prove it! i dox a lot of people so ive already found your home address and will be at your door in like 2 minutes.' What the FUCK...? Oh my GOD. It's NOT EVEN HARD TO SEDUCE AND FUCK A LIBTARD. I CAN TOTALLY DO THAT. So I WILL." and by It he did NOT mean his maga stick( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
*ding!* y/n appeared at nick fuentes door, so he swiftly left the room he was streaming from to let theythem in. The second he opened the door he had a RAGING and INCREDIBLY OBVIOUS boner... y/n couldnt wait to TICKLE!
so um theythem did that. "tickletickletickle!" y/n said in a babying voice, purposefully making the fuentes feel INCREDIBLY emasculated. "FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU GET IN MY STREAMING ROOM RIGHT NOW IM GONNA FUCK YOUR BRAINS OUT FUCK YOU." y/n got a CRAZY CLONER (clitboner) from how well theythemtheir ragebait worked... what a LOSER!🤤
they both RUSHED to the streaming room STRIPPING on the way and began HITTING EACHOTJER and RIPPING THEIR CLOTHES OFF and ADJUSTING THEIR PANTS A LITTLE😉 before y/n PINNED nick to the wall and started MAKING OUT with him. The stream was filling up INCREDIBLY quickly to watch this #sexysweatydebate unfold.
"CITIZENSHIP SHOULD BE, AND IS, A BIRTHRIGHT!" y/n shouted, "I FUCKIGN HATE ILLEGAL ALIENS THEYRE GONNA RAPE OUR JOBS AND STEAL OUR FAMILIES!" Nick said, rattled up and confused because his loner (loser boner) was so STRONG.
Y/n took out the STRAP and SLAMMED Nick to the table, "ABORTION IS HEALTHCARE!!!" Nick splurted out between moans from the anal sex, "*gasp* N-NOT HERE IInn *mmgh* AMERICA.!.!!" Y/n chuckled between softer, heavy breaths, "OOHhhh... youll need it soon!"
*SMACK*
Nick's ass WOBBLED because its so JIGGLY BOING BOING and a RED HANDPRINT appeared from the smack because hes so WHITE. "I-" he was stunned, "I- I CANT BELIE- *ahh* no....I- *mmgh* I CANT HOLD BACK ANY LONGER-" SPLURTT he cumm eberywhere.... but y/n hadn't yet.
"umm I didn't cum so does this mean I win?" Nick heard this and was FURIOUS. "NO. It's not over yet..." He carefully delicately sexily took the strap off of y/n and put it on his desk in eyeshot of his camera for all of his live audience to see, before as violently as he post-cum could pulled y/n into the bed with him. He began licking or whstever this is like weird i dont want to write this out it doens tmake sense that hed start arguing again yet
Ok but all that matters is eventully y/n like rode his face and then cum in his mouth and then he SWALLOWED. "I told you you'd need an abortion..." theythem smirked. "WHAT are you talking about youre a WOMAN." Y/n giggled, "Ummm are you sure about that.....?" and ALL the theythemsperm moving down his throat started giggling too and he was FREAKED.
"W/WHAT THE RUCK ID THIS WEIRD LIBERAL SHIT WHAT IS HAPPENING" "Well,,, if abortion is murder... that means life starts at conception, right...?^,,^" y/n said. Nick laughed theythem off, "WHATEVER. NONE of this matters i am a MAN i will NOT get pregnant. now get out of my sight, liberal.... I WON this debate!"
The End...