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Joe McCargoBox, a simple man, was on his computer playing some games. He would have never expected for his Java to show a notification for a new update at that moment.
"REALLY!? This shit?" complained Joe.
"hhhghhhh..."
A strange sound came from his computer.
"Cargo Box..."
"Cargo box... What do you.. Ohhhh! I've always hated that last name..." said Joe.
"come... closer..."
"What..? Ok..." said Joe, hesitant. He moved his face closer to the monitor. SNATCH! Hands appeared from the monitor and grabbed Joe by the head before being dragged inside the monitor. Joe was now sitting in a chair in a pitch black room.
"I've been waiting for you, Cargo Box. I've wanted you for soooo long~"
"Who even are you!?" yelled Joe, "also, it's Joe McCargoBox, NOT just Cargo Box."
A light was turned on, lighting up the room. A tall figure appears, being made entirely out of electronics with a smug grin on their face. On their chestplate showed a logo with a coffee cup made of blue lines, with orange lines steaming out of the coffee cup. Joe immediately recognizes this as the Java programming language logo.
"Who CARES about your real name, Cargo Box~? Joe is a boring name anyway..." replied the figure, the same one Joe heard before being dragged in.
"What are you even doing?? Why do you have the Java logo on you??? What even are you????" questioned Joe.
"I AM Java, silly~ I have watched you from afar, I've you hanging out with those OTHER programming languages: Python, C++, even JavaScript... But now I've got you all to myself... You'll never program in another programming language again!!" answered Java.
"What if I just... leave? I mean its not like you tied me down or anything, I have no idea where I am but I could figure it out..." questioned Joe.
"Golly gee... You're right! That never crossed my mind..." replied Java, distraught.
Joe then stood up and walked out the door to find out he's just in the middle of a coffee shop.
"Wait... Ohhhhhh I get it!" said Joe. He then slapped his knee and laughed for 6 hours straight. He finally came out of it and walked out of the coffee shop to realize he's in Heard Island and McDonald Islands. This isn't of concern to Joe though, as he lived there. He then went home and uninstalled Java.
THE END