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Firem78910: Well this is something I knew I wanted but I guess we’re here
Isara: well I guess you’re right and you do love Hypn0s Chatfic
Firem78910: yeah also this Fic is an AO3 exclusive mostly because FFNet doesn’t like Chatfics but anywho Is onwards
Multiversal Chat Room
Prologue
Chat Room Start
Welcome to the Multiversal Chat Room.
Please wait while we find Users.
Finding Users…
15 users found and added
Please enjoy the Multiversal Chat Room
User 1: Uh what…
User 2: Ok what hell is this.
User 3: Huh is this the result of a Quirk?
User 4: What’s a Quirk.
User 5: Huh I got into a SFW chat neat.
User 6: What is this device, how did I get this and how do I know how use this?
User 7: Huh I didn’t think it’s would get a phone again.
User 8: I would say something about this magical device but User 6 beat me to it.
User 9: Ok what kind of Tinkertech is this?
User 10: I too have this odd device but Users 6 and 8 already said their peace.
User 11: So do I.
User 12: You know this isn’t the weirdest thing that happened to me.
User 13: How is that not the weirdest thing that happened to you.
User 14: Hmm… meh I better get back to planting those Potatoes.
User 15: Ok how did it get here. Did someone on the Avenger bought an Advent product again.
User 1 changed their name to Firem78910
Firem78910: Ok I looked at the Chat app first off the damn thing is small as hell, second I found a Chat Shop be warned the courier is a mass of tentacles.
User 5: did you pay for it?
Firem78910: of course I did I’ve seen enough Hentai to know what happens if you fuck with tentacles!
User 5: Fair enough. Anyway this is crazy.
User 4: not gonna lie I’ve read a couple of Fanfics on this type of thing.
MCRA Admin entered the Chat.
MCRA Admin: Hello and Welcome to the Multiversal Chat Room App I am the Admin and creator of the App, I know you have questions especially to Users 6,8,10 and 11 which is why I upload a PDF file of how to use now please enjoy.
MCRA Admin uploaded Starter Guide.PDF
MCRA Admin made Firem78910 a Moderator.
Firem78910: Wait what?!
MCRA Admin: You’ll be paid 100,000 Dollars USD every week, your starting bonus of 250,000 dollars and you’ll get a computer to monitor the chat.
Firem78910: I got the debit card, the bank app, computer and a contract (which is now signed).
MCRA Admin: good now please enjoy yourselves.
MCRA Admin left the chat.
Firem78910: Ok… So as a Moderator I’m going to set the general rules.
User 4: Be respectful, No bigotry, No politics.
Firem78910: And if you need to vent then vent no one here is allow to judge.
User 3: Good.
User 9: I’m down with that.
Firem78910: Now with that settled. Let’s introduce ourselves. Now due to my contract I’m not allowed to give my real name so please refer to me as Firem78910 or Firem, 20 years old, He/Him and Straight.
User 2 Changed their name to Ren.
User 2: You know what fuck it I’m Ren Amamiya, 16, He/Him, Straight/Demi/Poly and I want to shoot god in the face.
User 3 Changed their name to Izuku.
Izuku: I’m Izuku Midoriya, 15, He/Him, Straight? And I’m training to become a Pro Hero. Also are you ok Ren?
Ren: Not really but I’ll vent after everyone else introduces themselves.
User 4 changed their name to Luz.
Luz: Luz Noceda, 14, She/Her, Bisexual and I want to learn magic despite the fact that my world has no magic.
User 5 changed their name to Issei.
Issei: I’m Issei Hyoudou, 17, He/Him, Straight and I want to be a Harem King.
Luz: A Harem King? Really are you just gonna collect girls have sex with them and move on and leave them behind?
Issei: Nope, I actually want to have relationships with my Harem along with any kids I’ll have.
Luz: Oh… um wow didn’t expect that.
Ren: Well… at least he’s honest.
Izuku: Have you thought about what kind of job to support your Harem.
Issei: Well since this chat is Multiversal I can tell you guys and gals. I’ve actually been investing on stocks since I was little and so far it’s gone well for me.
User 6: I see just before I introduce myself I need to know will any of this leek to Ostania.
Firem78910: Considering your universe doesn’t have Smartphones (The device you’re using User 6) that’s extremely doubtful.
User 6: I see…
User 6 Changed their name to Twilight.
Twilight: I am Westalis Agent from WISE Codename Twilight, Age 28, Male, Heterosexual and my mission is to maintain world peace.
Issei: Holy shit… that’s awesome you’re like James Bond.
Twilight: Who’s James Bond?
Firem78910: Don’t mind Issei let’s continue with the introductions
User 7 changed their name to Takumi.
Takumi: My name is Takumi Kayano I’m 28? I think, straight, He/Him and I was killed by god by accident.
Ren: Wha?
Izuku: How!
Luz: Explain.
Issei: Wait… don’t tell me.
Twilight: Issei do you know what happened to Mr. Kayano?
Takumi: Hyoudou-san is the closest to know but yes I was indeed Isekaied.
Issei: I knew it!
Twilight: Isekaied?
Issei: To summarize it means being sent to another world.
Twilight: I see and the question mark on your age?
Takumi: I was 28 when I died but the god that killed me gave me a younger body.
Firem78910: That would explain it.
User 8 changed their name to Bell
Bell: I’m Bell Carnel. I’m 15, He/Him, Straight and I’m gonna be an adventurer.
Firem78910: So Bell where you off to?
Bell: Where else Orario.
User 9 Changed their name to Taylor.
Taylor: I’m Taylor Hebert. 15, She/Her, Straight and trying to live life in the hell as Brockton Bay.
Izuku: Normally I wouldn’t insult someone’s home city but I have access to your world’s news and hell is pretty damn accurate. I don’t think my world’s top pro heroes All Might and Stars and Stripes could beat your Endbringers.
Taylor: And in other news water is wet. But yeah that’s my world in a nutshell.
User 10 changed their name to Louise.
Louise: My name is Louise Françoise Le Blanc de La Vallière. I am 16, um She/Her and Straight… um.
Luz: Hey Louise it’s ok no one is going to judge you.
Louise:… I like boys and girls.
Luz: I’m assuming that you’re from a place where it’s not accepted.
Louise: yes, only my big sis Cattleya knows of this.
Issei: like Luz-chan said no one here is going to judge you Louise.
Louise: Thank you.
User 11 Changed their name to Isara.
Isara: My name is Isara Gunther. I’m 16 years old, She/Her, Straight and I’m preparing to evacuate my hometown.
Firem78910: I just looked up your world’s news. To think you’re at war.
Izuku: WAR?!
Luz: I’m gonna guess that your hometown is near the border of your country.
Isara: indeed but it’s most likely the attack will come from Ghirlandaio.
User 12 changed their name to Ash.
Ash: I’m Ash Ketchum, I’m 16 years old, He/Him, Straight/Poly and I’m trying to become a Pokémon Master.
Issei: hold up Pokémon as in like Pikachu, Charizard and Grachomp.
Ash: Yeah… wait how do you about Pokémon.
Issei: Oh right Pokémon are real in your world in mine Pokémon is a video game series.
Ash: huh… still not the weirdest thing I’ve known or experienced and I’ve died and came back to life multiple times.
Issei: Ah wha?
Ash: I’m curious about those games so I’m gonna check out the store for those games.
User 13 changed their name to Ruby.
Ruby: Hi guys I’m Ruby Rose, 15 years old, She/Her, Lesbian and I’m headed to Beacon Academy two years early.
Luz: So… Any bets on why she’s going to what’s essentially collage. My money is on that she’s the chosen one to a prophecy.
Issei: I’m going with she has a special family ability that her family has but Ruby doesn’t know about.
Ren: she gonna be a magical girl.
Izuku: maybe she just has great potential to be the best.
Ash: Like no one ever was .
Firem78910: Sorry Izuku but I’m with Issei on this.
Ruby: Meanies.
User 14 changed their name to Robert.
Robert: Hi everyone I’m Robert Flareson, I’m 23, He/Him, Straight/Poly, happily Married to Leah and Sophia and working on the farm I’ve inherited from my grandfather a year ago.
Issei: I normally wouldn’t be that guy but pics or it didn’t happened.
Robert uploaded meandmywives.JPEG
Issei: God damn. Ok I know when I’m wrong, good job my fellow man.
Bell: Wow I’m sure my grandpa would’ve treated you for a drink.
Robert: I doubt Sophia would let him when it comes to alcohol she’s best even before I married her.
Izuku: Is the place your farm is at in a good area?
Robert: Yeah Stardew Valley is honestly the best place to live. Though maybe I probably should commission Robin build a schoolhouse.
User 15 changed their name to Lily.
Lily: Well might as well do this I’m An-Yi Shen. But you can me Lily. I’m the head of Engineering for the XCOM resistance.
Twilight: Resistance?
Lily: Yeah we used to be a global defense force against aliens and before the Harem King asks no their not the Sexy kind.
Issei: wasn’t going to ask but thanks for answering.
Firem78910: Ok I’m gonna log out for a bit to process this alright.
Firem78910 Logged out.
With Firem78910
He didn’t expect that at all. He was now a Moderator to a Multiversal Chat App.
He stares at his new computer. Which is a quantum laptop on steroids. He decides to think on what to do next.
Persona 5 Royal, My Hero Academia, The Owl House, Highschool DXD, Spy x Family, Isekai Yururi Kiko, Danmachi, Worm, Familiar of Zero, Valkyria Chronicles, Pokémon, RWBY, Stardew Valley and XCOM 2.
He looked at his contract which stated that he can help them. But to expect consequences for doing so. He nodded as he began to visit the chat store. First to buy himself a copy of Pokémon Black. Then he would start looking for ways to help.
Firem78910: Logged In.
Luz: And that’s why Azura and Hecate are the best ship. Oh Firem’s back.
Firem78910: Is anyone dead yet?
Izuku: No, but Ren still wants to shoot God in the face and Luz told us why her fictional OTP is the best one.
Firem78910: In other words the usual madness of the internet.
Issei: Pretty much man also Ren vented about some bald prick who sued him.
Taylor: Ren’s lawyer is a fucking miracle worker. The dude managed to get him from 10 years of prison to a year of probation.
Ren: I know Philemon is fucking based. He sure shut that bitch of Nijima down.
Firem78910: And I’m guessing Baldy McPrickface was a no show to the trial.
Ren: Got it one.
Takumi Upload OPTwins.MP4
Takumi: Guess who found a pair of 5 year old twins in a forest fill with A rank monsters.
Firem78910: Takumi I think I speak for everyone here. What the fuck!
Takumi: Yeah I was expecting that kind of reaction.
Firem78910: well that happen
Isara: yup but until next time
Firem78910: ja ne