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You always knew that Dandy or also know as Dandicus Dancifer. A shopkeeper in the elevators. Also the creator of the building. Has always been kind. Even when he's been bullied by people because of his item choices to put in stock. But now.. Uh..
Since the first floor was done. Surprisingly no one died. Wow.. This is probably a good server huh. But anyway Dandy came with of course the 3 items.. But there was something off…
Instead of standing on a box. He's leaning with his balls crossed touching the table while standing in the box. He's leaning too near by the way..He had a smug face when it's time for stage 3.. He was blushing.. His breath was hot.. Was he.. 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂?
"hey~ spare some tapes, darling!! LETS FUCK RAHHH🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅~ NGHNGHNGHNGH~~~"
...That was definitely his line. So all 420 of you were mesmerised by his.. yeah. He's acting too weird.. And of course you guys were now TOO scared to buy anything because of his behavior.. THEN YOU ALL HAD A 421 SOME!!! RAHH!! AHH!! NGH ~!! 422SOME NOW AAND THEN ALL 422 OF YOU BECAUSE PREGNANT AND DANDY WAS TRHE FATHER!1!!!! RAHHHH
8 months later, Dandy was already stressed out by having to take care of over 430 children all at once. It would be a blessing for him if they were just miscarriages, but it is too late for that. 8 months in the womb is for sure they will survive…
At 9 months, everyone’s water broke at the same time. Yeowch.. This hospital bill will be large… heh… you know what else is large? Eh? Eh? Eh? They all had 500 babies (unexpected) and then Dandicus Dancifer had to pay a hospital bill of 69240000000000000000 dollars and 99 cents. Not that expensive as he thought!
Fast forward a couple years, and he is more stressed out than ever before, so he killed them all and blamed it on shrimpo, and then everyone jumped him.
The end