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Experience or Experiments?

Summary:

(Based roughly as a continuation of "Textbooks couldn’t prepare me for this")

While cleaning up, Y/N stumbled across something that Hange hadnt meant for her to see. When she see's this, she has more questions than answers when it comes to Hange's particular kinks, and they are more than willing to show her.

Notes:

This is def considered an extension of “Textbooks couldnt prepare me for this” (so if you’ve read it then yay! If you haven't then don't worry, there’s wont be anything in this that will confuse you or not allow you to just enjoy the smut).
Ive felt like writing smut lately, and felt there wasnt nearly enough in the original series so I decided to literally just make a whole ass one shot dedicated to it.
In this fic, Y/N and Hange have been together for around 2 years- Y/N being 31 years old and Hange being 40 years old.
I tried to add as many tags as I could think of for the content, but I cannot think of anymore, so if while reading you stumble across possible warnings or concerns, let me know and Ill add them!

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

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Sex with Hange had been amazing recently. Well, sex with Hange was always amazing, even if sometimes awkward, the awkwardness added to the sweet and tenderness of the moments. But it had been different as well. Hange had suddenly started suggesting more and more… erotic positions and adventures. 

One day, out of the blue, Hange had proposed to Y/N that they eat her out while she sat on the kitchen table and them on the floor. They had really only kept their sexual activities to the bedroom before, maybe with the occasional tryst in the shower or the couch so it threw her off for a second. But being able to place her knees over Hange’s shoulders, with her thighs resting comfortably on their shoulders had brought her an orgasm so intense that she lost her hearing for a good 15 seconds at least. And that was only the beginning of Hange’s sexual schemes and Y/N’s complies with them. 

Hange had also increased the variation of sex toys they possessed. Where once it was only a handful of different toys, that had the simple vibrating features, Hange had insisted on adding a few more “in the name of science” they had claimed. There was the addition of a small hand held toy that instead of vibrating, created a small suction sensation. That one had particularly drove Hange a bit insane as Y/N dutifully attended to her partner with it. She loved how it had caused their whole body to spasm with pleasure and wrap their thighs around her hand, mankind her wish it was her head instead. 

That kind of train of though started to make Y/N miss her partner even more, as she pouted while cleaning up. Cleaning up was an overstatement, she was just tidying up so that later they could both do… other things.

Y/N took the stack of books and papers that had accumulated on majority of the surfaces in their house and took them into Hange’s office. Usually she didn't go into the office, mainly because she had no need to, but the papers were the grading papers for Hange’s students, and so she didn't want them to accidentally get ruined or lost. She knew all too well the stress of waiting for ones grade and not getting it because a professor had mistakenly lost your paper. When she did enter the office, the space was also a mess which caused Y/N to shake her head.

It wasn't her space so she didn't really care how Hange kept it as long as it was behind closed doors. She set the stack of papers on the messy desk, however in doing so, she accidentally had knocked a book off the surface, causing it to open face down, cracking the spine open. 

Y/N reached out to pick up the book, and when she did raise it from the ground, she thought nothing of it until a word caught her eye. She quickly flipped open the book, and her eyes widened at the large,red printed words that said ‘Cowboy position’. She gave a small gasp as a flush came to her cheeks. Was this- ? She skimmed through the pages quickly, noticing the different, racy sex positions titles on each page. This was a sex tips book

This book had sticky notes in it, and so Y/N reluctantly flipped to one of the sections with the mostly green sticky notes on the page. In that section it mainly consisted of graphic descriptions of how to use a squirting dildo- holy shit . Y/N quickly slammed the book shut and took a seat on their bed to try and make sense of it. She couldn't help the image of Hange roughly grabbing at her hips and taking her like the book had suggested definitely got her mind racing with other ideas.

She needed to calm down, this wasn't anything that she should be ashamed or abashed about. They were both adults and had had sex with one another more times than she could count. 

She opened the book once again, more cautiously though, as if opening it would set off a weapon. She decided to look at some of the other book marks. She was in awe of how organized the sticky notes actually were, and the color coding of the system Hange had used, as it seemed that the purple sticky notes represented things they had already tried, the orange represented things that would pique Y/N’s kinks and interests and the green were things Hange would like. She would have continued to read the book, now fascinated by its contents, but she heard the familiar jingle of keys, and closed the book. Her face had since calmed down and she stood from their bed, making her way to the living room to greet them. 

When they opened the door, they were met with a grinning Y/N, standing near the hallway entrance. Her hands were behind her back, and Hange took note of that rather quickly. “Hello darling, how was your day?” Y/N asked. 

Hange set their bag down near the door, kicking off their shoes and taking off their sweater as they answered her. “It was good! In one of my classes half of the students didnt have their research paper done so I had to push the due date back-” They sighed, still not catching on to Y/N’s gaze. “-Aside from that though, everything ran smoothly. I got to finish my lecture without going over class time or not finishing so that was nice-” They turned to her now, and stopped in their tracks “Angel? Whats going on?”  

“Hans-” Her voice was sickly sweet, and the grin she sported on her face caused a small chill to run down Hange’s back. Had they done something wrong? They had heard of stories where husbands came back home, unsuspecting that their wife was plotting their murder because the wife had acted so kind to them in their final moments. Y/N was always charming to them, but the tone in her voice was off. ”… Whats this?” Y/N removed her hand from behind her back, and much to Hange’s relief and horror, she did not have a knife. No, she held something way worse- A book - many would see it and be unassumed by its cover, however Hange knew what it was. 

“Oh yeah, that-” They gave a nervous chuckle “Yeah, I… um-” The book in question contained the most carnal, lewd tips and positions, half of which Hange had never even heard of. It had started off as a joke when they bought the book, as they had wanted to spice up their bedroom life, leep things as exciting as when they had first met Y/N all those years ago. 

When Y/N had first met with hange, and they had had sex for the first time, Hange knew that they were her first and didn't have to worry about anything else but making her cum. However that wasn't the case after they had reconnected years later, knowing that Y/N had had multiple partners in the time between their break up and their reunion. They would also admit, they were slightly insecure about their bedroom performance, as after they had spent so much time with Y/N in the past two years, they were worried they were boring her with the same few positions that they knew of. And on top of all of that, ever since they had lost their eye in the lab accident years ago, they had not had a sexual partner nor felt as confident or sexy as they had before. 

After a quick online search of the best techniques to making a partner orgasm, they had come across the book that was recommended by a popular sexual health website. After a short search of the book and its reviews, it seemed legitimate, and Hange couldn't help but be intrigues by the reviews that people had written, so they bought it. Worst case was that it was nothing special, which is actually what Hange had expected. 

When it finally did come and they opened the package, they were glad to see that the cover looked ‘normal’ with just the name of the author and a simple picture of a woman on the front. From the outside, no one would ever assume its contents, not even Hange, until they opened it up later that night while Y/N was asleep. They had almost choked on their own spit after reading the first few pages after the acknowledgments. It wasn't… graphic, but the detailing in the book caused Hange to really sit up in bed and read it with such intensity that by morning they had memorized the same first 5 to 10 pages. 

The enthusiastic moans that Hange had received the night after the book had finally arrived at their doorstep, was all they needed to know that whatever the author had written of was magic. For the first time in almost a year, they had fucked Y/N to sleep that night, with her too out of it to even say anything coherent to them. It had been the ace up their sleeve for the past 4 months, with almost every time, them trying a new position. 

There had been positions and certain toys that the both of them had enjoyed more than others. For example, Y/N had seemed to be very fond of the double sided dildo that Hange had one day brought home. Since that day, it was one of the more ‘requested’ toys that they played with. Hange had taken a special liking to competing with Y/N to see who could get the other off quicker in the 69 position. 

“So… how did you find that..?” Hange laughed, still nervously eyes Y/N. She gave a side grin as she stalked back and forth on her side of the living room. They could have sworn they left that in their office, but maybe they had accidentally left it under their pillow or somewhere else around the house. After all, it was easy to get distracted by the book when its contents were so captivating.  

“Well, its simple really, I was doing some light cleaning around the apartment and stumbled across it. Imagine my surprise when I accidentally dropped it, and when I picked it up and looked at the page it had opened up to a section on the cowboy position. Then I got curious and, would you look at that-” She opened the book dramatically “Where you placed the most sticky notes, its describing how to best incorporate a squirting dildo into your nightly activities” Y/N tilted her head a bit, and Hange could feel themselves growing wet at just the sight of her. “No wonder why you suddenly became more interested in adding fake cum. I mean- I thought it was just your kink that gave you the idea, since you always liked to make a bit of a mess when we go at it, but wow, this is a whole new step-” 

They blushed at her words now. If they were not ashamed before, they certainly were now. Her words were true, they had wanted to try a scenario or two where they pretended like they could get her pregnant, seeing her a mess beneath them, covered with the synthetic liquid that had the same consistency as cum. Their clit ached at that thought even more, as they grew more and more agitated in the clothing they were wearing. It also didn't help the small amount of degradation that was going on right now, even if it was unintentional. “When have I ever been one to shy away from new experiences, especially in the pursuit of knowledge.” Hange approached her slowly, every one of their steps holding purpose behind them. 

“Experiences you say? Or do you really mean experiments?” Y/N cocked an eye brow as she approached them as well, with the both of them meeting in the center of their living room. “I don't mind being your experiment dear, but usually you tell the participants beforehand of what it might entail. If you had told me sooner of this book, I imagine we would have already been done with all of them by now-” There was a hint of attitude in her voice and Hange realized that she wasn't angry or mad about them buying the book, she was agitated because they hadn't shared it with her. 

“What im hearing is, you want to experiment with it yourself then?” Hange, sly as ever, gave her a grin that was akin to that of something like a fox. Y/N narrowed her eyes for a short second as she thought it over. She hadn't really thought the direction of their conversation would turn out this way, though she also shouldn't be surprised. How else was this supposed to play out when she was confronting them with a sex guide book they had bought to try on her? 

“I am.” She stated and Hange internally raised their fists in the air in excitement. “Who else wouldn't want to be filled up by their partner after all?” Oh, okay so they were talking dirty now. Without a warning, Y/N tugged on the collar of their button up shirt, pulling them towards their room in a rush and flinging them down onto the bed. They knew she had some strength in her, but didnt realize it was that much- but maybe it was just because she really wanted to-  

“You are sure in a rush-” Their hands roamed over Y/N’s shoulders as she climbed on top of them, admiring the beauty of her before truly starting. She placed a rough kiss on their lips, her legs spreading so that her knees were on the bed and she was straddling their hip. Their hands found the fabric of her shirt and started pulling on it, eventually achieving their goal and removing the piece of fabric. Beneath that however, Y/N still wore her bra and Hange internally grumbled as they pushed their head into Y/N’s chest to momentarily enjoy her breasts, before wrapping their hand around to her back and unclipping the last article of clothing that separated them from Y/N’s chest.  

As they did so, Y/N answered their earlier mentioned statement: “Duh, I literally have been horny for about an hour before you got home.” 

“We’ll have the whole night- don't worry.” With all the strength that Hange possessed, they flipped Y/N over, so that her back hit the bed and they rolled to be on top of her. Her legs around their waist had kept them locked there, and so it was Hange’s turn to be the one on top, between her legs. They placed a kiss to her cheek quickly before sliding a finger into the waistband of her pants and tugging them off of her. Y/N assisted how she could, easing the process by slipping her legs out of the pants, and kicking them away from her body as she laid back. Her legs below her knees rested off the beds edge, allowing for Hange to stand up for a second to go towards their side of the bed.

They reached into their bedside drawer, and wrapped their hands around an oddly labeled bottle. Y/N could see the blush on Hange’s cheeks as they returned to their spot between her legs and showed it off to Y/N. “Is this-” 

“Fake cum.” They confirmed. “Bought it a week or so ago after finding the best brand online.” 

“Hans…” Y/N wasn't sure weather she should take Hange’s internet access away from them or give it to them more often, as so far, all of their research using the internet has resulted in the kinkiest shit Y/N has ever heard about. “Remind me later to have a discussion about your internet search history-” They flipped the cap open, and angled it onto two of their fingers. 

“Hopefully I screw you hard enough to where I wont have to remember to remind you-” The liquid came out of the bottle, and Y/N’s first impression of it was that it was more watery than she first thought it would be. She had always imagined that the liquid would be thicker, however it dripped down onto Hange’s fingers as if it was syrup. 

Y/N licked her lips at that thought, and Hange too notice. “Want to try it? Dont worry- its edible. Don't know how it tastes though-” Hange tapped at Y/N’s lips, leaving a sticky string behind, and Y/N reluctantly opened her lips to take their fingers into her mouth. She tried to look as sexy as she possibly could, but her face most definitely had a look of intense concentration as she swirled her fingers over their digits to taste the substance. It wasn't terrible… but it also wasn't amazing to taste. One could argue that it was edible, it was bittersweet, not salty like Y/N had imagined. 

Hange removed their fingers from her mouth, their eyes full of curiosity and questions: “So? How did you like it?” 

“Wasn't bad, but I also wouldn't purposefully drink it.” She responded. 

“If it was in me would you still eat me out though?” Hange asked and Y/N laughed. 

“Yes- though there is a very low bar of reasons on why I wouldn't eat you out-” Y/N leaned in to kiss Hange and then laid back down against the bed as they positioned themselves onto of her. 

“Here, im just gonna start off with some of this to prep you.” Their arm reached between her legs, and she could feel their breath on her cheek as they watched her expressions at squeezing some of the liquid onto her cunt, and then inserting their pointer and middle finger into her. A chill went down Y/N’s spine as they added the bit of the fake cum onto her cunt, and then messaged it so that it went inside her. It was cold at first, but as Hange continued to finger her gently, she grew used to the odd feeling. “Next time- let’s warm it up beforehand-“ Y/N whimpered out, as she tried to keep her voice steady. She liked Hange’s fingers and could get off easily on most days to just them, but right now she wanted something so much more.  

“Next time- I agree…” All Hange heard was that they might be doing this again, as they tenderly leaned down and gave a small flick of their tongue on Y/N’s clit. She flinched, causing Hange’s fingers to slip out of her. “Wow, so sensitive already?” 

“Well that tends to happen when-” She paused her sentence as she tried to catch her breath “When a person reads erotica before getting fingered by their partner-” She chuckled. Hange leaned upwards to place a kiss on her lips, before pulling back, giving Y/N enough room to move.  “Lets get rid of this-” Y/N sat up and started eagerly pulling at Hange’s shirt to get it off. She wanted to see their bare skin, feel it on her’s as they made love to her. They complied with her request, and helped pull of their button up shirt, taking it off over their head (as they didnt want to take the time unbuttoning each button) and tossing it somewhere onto their bedrooms floor. She would make them pick it up later. She then struggled for a moment to remove their binder, as it was tightly pressed to their chest, and only with Hange’s help did she finally manage to get it off. She tenderly rubbed their breasts, massaging them as she was sure they were sore after a full day of wearing the binder. And finally, she came up to their face, brushing a hand tenderly against their cheek before untying their eyepatch, and setting it off to the side on the bed. She knew they had a bad habit of not allowing their skin under their eyepatch to breath, as they were insecure about it, and she kissed their eyelid, feeling it flutter beneath her lips.  

They leaned back down, their breast brushing against Y/N’s own, and she sighed at their touch. They then started placing tender kisses to her neck, each of them being so soft that she internally laughed at how pleasant they were being. They were acting as if this was just another day of them lavishing their wife’s neck rather than they were about to fuck her. She closed her eyes and enjoyed the sensation before they finally placed their first bite mark in the space between the base of her neck and shoulder. She yelped out in shock, and then shot a look to them. 

“You like it-” they mumbled into her skin and she didn't deny it as they continued their ministrations. After about 5 minutes, she was sure her neck had discolored marks all around it, and that she would need to wear a scarf if they went anywhere for the next week or so. 

It was then or so she shivered and remembered just how wet and sensitive she still was down below her waist line, still being able to feel how the fake cum stuck to her thighs and cunt. “You better finish what you started.” She groaned as they placed a hand on her thigh and gave it a small reassuring squeeze, which only made her more irked that they still hadn't token care of her. 

“Bossy bossy-” Their voice was light and playful as they stood up from the bed and walked into their shared closet. Y/N couldn't see the impish smile that graced Hange’s lips as they realized they had full control over what they would be doing to Y/N. Perhaps it was finally time to try their favorite page in the book? No point in trying to conceal their kinks now, as Y/N had just read all about what exactly they wanted to do. 

When they did come out of the closet, they had finally removed their pants and were wearing the all too well known harness that would hold the dildo that Hange had picked out. They hid it behind their back, and now it was Y/N that was anxiously waiting to see what her fate would be. When they did finally pull out the toy they had decided to use, she realized that it wasn't a toy she had seen before. 

They sat on the edge of the bed, grabbing the fake cum and- inserting it into the toy ? “Wait- you actually have one!?” Y/N’s mouth almost dropped open to be as big as her eyes were, as she bewilderedly stared directly at the toy. Hange beamed in proudness,as they started setting it in its place on the harness, careful of the contents inside of it. Y/N’s staring made them rush to lock it in, as all they wanted was for Y/N to be under them. 

“Bought it recently-” the dildo finally clicked in place, assuring Hange that it wouldn't move from its place. “Was gonna wait to warm you up to the idea, but it seems like fate had other plans” They shrugged and guided Y/N to shimmy further up onto the bed so that her legs were not falling off the ledge like previously. As she laid her head near where their pillows laid, Hange tapped her hips so that Y/N would open her legs even wider, inviting for Hange to get between them without saying anything. “This is okay, right? I don't mind putting it away and doing whatever you want to do-” 

“Trust me Hange, this is exactly what I want to do. You can continue-” Y/N’s right leg wrapped around Hange’s waist and gently pulled on them to lower themselves into her, reassuring her comfortableness with them. The toy went in with no resistance, as the artificial cum acted as a lubricant as well, which Y/N was grateful for. She breathed in, and the released a sigh as Hange slid the toy out of her so that the head of it barely rested against her clit. 

“Good job Angel,” Hange praised, angling it so that it slid back in once again, receiving a more enthusiastic moan from Y/N. They moved their hips in rhythm with Y/N’s breathing and moans. The louder she moaned, they harder the thrusted, using her sounds as their own tune. 

They could see how her thighs shook, as they continued to fuck her, not strong enough to do much of anything but occasionally tremble. Y/N placed one of her hands over her face to hide the obscene expressions she was sure she was making, her mouth wide opened as all that could escape it was unidentifiable words that sounded similar to ‘don't stop’ and ‘fuck’. 

“Come on Angel, let me see your pretty expressions-” They took hold of her wrist, guiding it away from her face and to rest above her head, stopping in their motions for a few seconds. “I love watching your face when you orgasm.” Hange breathed out, their voice airy as they started once more. Y/N could do nothing but watch the way their hips rammed into hers, and how their breasts looked. That gave her an idea as she adjusted her body and leaned upward, taking a hold of one of Hange’s nipples into her mouth and flicking her tounge over it as they fucked her. That seemed to get their approval, even if they couldn't see her face, as they wrapped a hand into her hair and keeping her head there (not that she thought of moving it anyways). 

They had fucked her to sleep more times than they could count, but they now had a new goal: to fuck her until she was stupid. Fortunately for them, Y/N was a very smart woman, so it would take them a bit of time to get her to that point. They say fortunately as making Y/N moan and plead with them to let her finish was one of their favorite pass times.  

It had not taken much thrusting on Hange’s part before Y/N was orgasming. The way they knew wasn't that she had told them, but because of the small quirk that when she is about to do so, her hands tend to spasm and reach for them. Her mouth released from their chest and she laid back completely, so that her body could enjoy the feeling.When she did so, Hange reached their own hand downward towards the toy and squeezed on the base of it, causing its contents to spill out into Y/N, and for her to throw her head back in absolute pleasure. 

“Hange!” Y/N’s hands continued to twitched against Hange’s skin and the sighed as they buried their head into her chest, breathing in her skins scent. Whatever perfume Y/N had put on that morning had long since disappeared from her skin, and so all they took in was the unique and captivating smell that could only come from Y/N- just the way they liked it. She rolled her hips underneath them, eventually leading to her stilling and relaxing against the bed. They had been successful in making Y/N climax, however as they settled into their spot on top of Y/N, it made their own cunt ache even more. They had actually been rather close themselves, grinding their clit on the harness in time with their thrusts into Y/N. 

They gave a kiss to one of her nipples and brought their head up to her neck. “Just one more, please…” Hange whined into her neck, and Y/N chuckled. Even with the artificial cum leaking out of her that they had just placed, they were still being greedy. “I want to ensure you’re pregnant by the end of this-” Y/N’s eyes widened once more (for what felt like the 100th time this evening), slightly turned on once more by their words. “And I was close while fucking you like this-” Ah so they were also close to an orgasm. Y/N rolled her eyes, as she guided for Hange to now lay on the bed besides where she had just been, with them removing the toy from her accompanied by a small ‘pop’ sound, and the feeling of the sticky substance leaking out of her. 

When she sat up and went to climb on top of Hange, the feeling only increased as her cheeks grew red with the sight of their bedding. Maybe they should have prepared in advance for this, as their sheets were now soaked and dirtied with the fake cum. Y/N would most likely be frustrated later at having to clean it, but right now she couldn't bring herself to care as she straddled Hange once more, just as she had earlier, taking hold of the dildo and rubbing it over her vulva before taking it into her. 

She had to steadily and slowly sink her body down onto the toy. Despite having just taken it while laying down, it was a different feeling from sitting up and taking it, making her feel more filled as she finally reached the base of it. One of her hands clutched onto the sheets below, while the other placed itself on Hange’s shoulder to balance herself and ensure she didn't fall over from the pleasure that coursed through her body. Hange could see the concentration on her face, and they wanted to help, holding her hips with both of their hands. 

She gave a small roll of her hips that earned her a groan from Hange below her, and she started laughing. “You are a needy one.” Y/N breathed out as she maintained a constant pace of her hips. She could tell with the way she was moving, she was pressing just right onto their clit, hopefully providing enough stimulus but not too much. Luckily, this position also allowed for her clit to be tended to, as it rubbed against the harness as well. 

“Says the woman who was just fucked and still is-” Y/N stilled her hips and Hange gave a pathetic whine. Y/N smiled at the sound, reveling in the power she now had over them.  

“I can stop now if you’d like-” And Hange just about cried at that. 

“NO!” The word came out louder and quicker than they had meant it to, as they pressed their fingers into Y/N’s hips. It would leave a mark later no doubt. 

Y/N laughed as she rolled her hips once more, and Hange tilted their head back, enjoying the continuation of their pleasure from Y/N’s movements and the way her body looked above them as she did so. She looked so determined, and Hange bit their lip, moving their hands from her hips to her thighs, gripping them roughly to keep them as wide and open as they could. 

Y/N could hear the sounds of the cum aiding to the slapping of their skin against one another, and she had no doubt that that made Hange get off even more. They loved the mess of sex, the loud sounds of all of their body parts meeting each other and moving in a way that would eventually bring the both of them pleasure. Hange did not shy away from the aspects of sex that might make most people uncomfortable or insecure about, and that turned on Y/N so much more. 

When Hange finally sighed out, their knee raising off the bed, halting Y/N’s movement, Y/N was sure they had finally orgasmed. As she helped them ride out their own orgasm, her hips moving gently, she also climaxed, stopping her hips and propping both her hands against the bed as they twitched, trying to regain her composure while her body still rang with the pleasure that had just occurred from her orgasm. She pulled herself off the toy, a trail of the cum sticking to the toy and her cunt, she sighed at the sight. She collapsed on top of Hange, her body trying to fit into the curves and small areas of Hange’s body. 

“You did so good- I love when you take control like that.” Hange mumbled, trying to regain their own energy from the climax that had just racked through their body. Y/N simply hummed out as she closed her eyes, her cunt still twitching here and there from their rendezvous. For just a moment, she allowed herself to regain her senses before raising herself back up to move off of Hange to start cleaning up after them. She needed to get their backup sheets from the closet, needed to start removing it from the bed before their mattress got ruined. 

“I hope you don't think we are done yet-” Hange roughly grabbed her hips, pulling her back down onto them, making her yelp out and angled the dildo so that it sat between her thighs, just skimming her labia.

“We are a mess Hange-” She whined out, and looked to their bed once more. There was no way they could go another round or two with their bedding like this- they needed to clean up. Hange finally took note of what Y/N was talking about and hummed in agreement. 

“You are right- we are a bit of a mess right now- so is the bed.” Hange looked to the bathroom. They let her go and sat up themself. “Guess we are taking this to the bathroom then! Good thing the surfaces in there are wipeable-” Y/N raised an eye brow, her neck jerking roughly to look at them and gasp at their suggestion. 

“What!? More?” Y/N breathing quickened, and she internally groaned at feeling herself getting excited and wet again, her clit twitching at the notion. 

“I told myself I would fuck you until you were stupid, and from the looks of it, you can still talk-” They leaned over and licked the tip of her nose, while grappling with her breasts, causing her to give a small gulp. Despite the sexual layering of this conversation- Y/N took a moment to really talk to them, as she still had questions 

She placed a hand on Hange’s shoulder as she stilled their hands on her chest, and they wrapped them around her waist. She started off slowly, as she asked them: “Dear, why did you buy the book? Was it genuinely because you wanted to spice things up?” Y/N had a feeling in her stomach that there was much more to it than simply just wanting to try new things, and she knew she was correct in that assessment as Hange bit on the inside of their cheek.

“I- well, I will admit I grew a bit insecure-“ their eye looked off to the side, unable to look at Y/N’s face as they were being vulnerable. “You’re younger than me, and have been intimate with more people than me. I just worried that you would grow tired of the same sex. And let’s admit- I’m not the most… attractive partner you could have-“ 

“Awww Hans-“ Y/N cut them off, placing both of her hands on their face, as she comforted them. She felt slightly guilty that she had not verbalized to them just how much she loved them and her feelings on their sex life. Not only that, but the fact that they didn’t think they were attractive internally killed Y/N.  “You know that regardless of what, I love being intimate with you.” She reassured them, making them look into her eyes. “It’s always exciting for me, because it’s with you. There is no one else in this world that has ever looked or touched me the way you do, even before you bought that stupid book.” She smiled softly “not to mention you are also so hot, that it was easy to get off even before you added all of the kinky stuff.” 

“Really?” She nodded, and Hange’s face became warm underneath her hands as they leaned in and kissed her on her lips, savoring in the taste of her lips. “I love you so much Y/N. I worry I dont say that enough-” Y/N shook her head. 

“Well you only tell me 10 times a day-” She wrapped her arms around their neck, bringing them into her chest for a hug. 

“And it should be 20, or more!” Hange argued, closing their eye as they hugged her, laying their head on her breasts. “If you ever grow tired of me, will you tell me?” 

“You wont have to worry about that happening Hans. You’re stuck with me now, and im stuck with you, so just deal with it.” She murmured. 

“Well, you'll only really be stuck with me if you get knocked up. Maybe ill baby trap you-” They started by were cut off once more by Y/N, who rolled her eyes at their idea. 

“Hange- thats physically impossible.” Y/N felt as Hange pulled her body up with them as they stood, causing her to squeal. 

“Thats what science is for though. To figure out the impossible- now, lets continue this in the bathroom. I have a feeling that it might just work-” And she couldn't say no to their adorable face as they pulled her by the waist with them towards their bathroom. She had no doubt that by the morning, she wouldn't be able to walk or talk just as they had planned.

Notes:

I have never written any smut like this- this was… something else. There has always been smut within my stories, but it’s always been quick/central to the plot- never just for the hell of it. I was laughing like a loser the whole time while writing this cause I have no idea whether this is just stupid or actually good. I guess it doesn't matter cause I found it hilarious regardless. Remember everyone, consent is hot! Also, I wouldn't say that Hange’s kink in this story is necessarily pregnant/ risk of getting pregnant, but more like they just enjoy making a mess (so more of a cum kink Ig).

I actually think I like how this came out, so maybe I might write more smut 🤷🏽‍♀️

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