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[Groupchat request has been verified. Four numbers have been added. Please chat according to our Terms and Conditions.]
[16:43]
+82-41-XXX-XXXX: hello?
+82-51-XXX-XXXX: Wrong number
+82-2-XXXX-XXXX: I believe you added me on accident. Please remove me.
+82-53-XXX-XXXX: I don't have anyone here saved… Does anyone here happen to go by "Kwon"?
+82-41-XXX-XXXX: i won't be revealing my name, but i am not related to any kwon.
+82-2-XXXX-XXXX: My name is not Kwon either.
+82-51-XXX-XXXX: Nope lol
+82-51-XXX-XXXX: Why is the +82 attached when all of our phone numbers are Korean?
+82-51-XXX-XXXX:
+82-53-XXX-XXXX: Can someone tell me where the "report and block chat" button is? The three dots in the corner don't really do
[+82-53-XXX-XXXX has changed their name to "anything what the fuck".]
anything what the fuck: I didn't mean to do that.
+82-51-XXX-XXXX: You use text-to-speech
[anything what the fuck has changed their name to "Overworked".]
+82-2-XXXX-XXXX: If this is a prank, I do ask that you keep me out of it. Please remove me from this chat. I don't even recall downloading this app.
Overworked: I second the person with the Seoul number.
+82-51-XXX-XXXX: I could never memorize all the area codes…
+82-41-XXX-XXXX i'm going to test something.
+82-41-XXX-XXXX: be right back maybe?
+82-2-XXX-XXXX: You have my best wishes. I have been unable to leave this chat for the past three minutes.
[+82-41-XXX-XXXX has logged out temporarily.]
+82-51-XXX-XXXX: Anybody want to chat while we're figuring this out
Overworked: I have time, I guess
+82-51-XXX-XXXX: @02-XXXX-XXXX ?
+82-2-XXXX-XXXX: Well…
+82-51-XXXX-XXXX: It won't hurt to speak to some strangers to have time pass
+82-51-XXXX-XXXX:
+82-2-XXXX-XXXX: I suppose.
+82-51-XXXX-XXXX: Is that a yes
+82-2-XXXX-XXXX: Yes.
+82-51-XXXX-XXXX:
Overworked: You are easy to please.
+82-51-XXXX-XXXX: Is that bad
+82-2-XXXX-XXXX: I think it's a nice trait to have in some situations.
[Overworked has changed +82-2-XXXX-XXXX's name to "Gentle-nim".]
Gentle-nim: You think so?
Overworked: You're pretty polite.
+82-51-XXX-XXXX: Name me too
+82-51-XXXX-XXXX:
Overworked: Who are you asking?
+82-51-XXXX-XXXX: Either one of you can
+82-51-XXXX-XXXX: though if prefer if @Gentle-nim did
Overworked:
Gentle-nim: I don't know how to change names.
+82-51-XXXX-XXXX: What would you change it too?
Gentle-nim: Chatty one.
[+82-51-XXXX-XXXX has changed their name to "chatty one".]
chatty one: There ya go :)
[+82-41-XXX-XXXX is online.]
+82-41-XXX-XXXX: i deleted app and reinstalled and have come to the conclusion there is no bug except maybe the phones.
+82-41-XXX-XXXX: we are stuck in here.
[+82-41-XXX-XXXX has changed their name to "Undecipherable".]
Undecipherable: i wouldn't have downloaded this app if i knew it did anonymous connections like this
Undecipherable: i'm very sorry. 😓
chatty one: Don't apoligize it's not ur fault
Overworked: You're innocent. It's the technology which malfunctioned, not you.
Undecipherable: thanks
Gentle-nim: My coworker is calling. I wish you all the best with figuring out this situation. Please remove me if possible.
chatty one:
[Gentle-nim is offline.]
chatty one: I'll show this to one of my friends and ask if they can help solve this.
Undecipherable: thank you!
Overworked: Could you not?
chatty one: ?
Overworked: This is a private number that I'm texting from, and I'm concerned about privacy.
chatty one: In that case I'll try some independent research and asking around instead
chatty one: Would that reassure you more 🤔
Overworked: Yes.
chatty one: @Undedipherable thanks for trying earlier
Undecipherable: i'm sorry i wasn't useful…
Undecipherable: i wish i could've done more…
chatty one: Don't be like that
chatty one: You tried after all
[Overworked has gone offline.]
chatty one: Bye~
Undecipherable: do
Undecipherable: do you still need someone to chat with?
Undecipherable:
![[sweat.molang.smile]](https://media.tenor.com/ErWY-iwBxMUAAAAj/sweating-molang.gif)
chatty one: I didn't need someone to chat with but I was bored
chatty one: No need to be nervous around me I don't bite
chatty one: usually
Undecipherable: …usually?
chatty one: MOVING ON
chatty one: Have you done your military service yet?
Undecipherable: uh
Undecipherable: yes
Undecipherable: you?
chatty one: Yep
chatty one: I was in the Air Force. I figured it would be useful for my job later if I needed the certification
Undecipherable: that's what i thought when i chose the navy.
chatty one: What would you need navy experience for
Undecipherable: that's a secret.
Undecipherable: i'm sorry
Undecipherable: i'm not trying to be rude or anything
Undecipherable: but I don't know you
chatty one: Please don't apologize I'll feel bad
Undecipherable: sorry!
Undecipherable: oh, i mean
Undecipherable: sorry
Undecipherable: no
chatty one: (^~^)ゞ
Undecipherable: i'll stop now
Undecipherable: really
Undecipherable: sorry for making you feel awkward
[Undecipherable has gone offline.]
chatty one: It's really no… oh they're gone
chatty one: Well it's no fun being alone so I'm going to figure this out
chatty one: when you come back @Undecipherable just know I'm not mad or anything
[chatty one has gone offline.]
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