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Batman's Biggest Hater

Summary:

Batman decides it's finally time to let the Justice League know who he is. However, just telling them would be boring. So, he and his children plot.

It goes about as well as you'd expect

Notes:

So, I wasn't originally going to post this one here, too, but I thought, "Why not?", so here we are!

I also decided that I needed to talk to everyone here for a moment, specifically those who don't follow my Tumblr, and I figured that giving you a whole 'nother story to read was the best way to communicate!

All of the stories I have here will be finished. I'm not orphaning any of them. However, my focus is on only a few stories, Enough Caffeine being the only one here. All the others will be revisited come February 2025. All information pertaining to this (as well as other stories I write) will be on my Tumblr

This is almost a direct copy/paste from Tumblr. The only difference is that this version has fixed spelling mistakes.

I think that's all for now, so please enjoy! <2
(I'm only half apologising for the mass update, btw)

Chapter Text

Bruce figured out their civilian identities pretty quickly. He had to, in order to recruit them. Either way, he knew the names of all of the Justice League heroes and they had no idea who he was.
Most of them either ignored their personas - like Wonder Woman and Green Lantern who didn't talk about their civilian life in costume or vice versa - while others - Superman - sang their own praises as civilians.

Superman's whole having three names thing was useful, and a pretty good cover, but Batman had spotted that the relationship between Clark Kent and Lois Lane was the exact one that Superman and Lois Lane shared, so that was a bit of a moot point.

Personally, Bruce liked his way of keeping people off his tail. Not only were Brucie Wayne and Batman polar opposites, but they were both each other's biggest haters. Although, Bruce publicly admitted that he thinks Batman has the right idea, just not the best execution.

While Batman, not on record but definitely heard, has said that Bruce Wayne does good things for Gotham as a whole.

The kids all think it's hilarious, but no one - except Tim, but he's a special case - has managed to cement his civilian and caped identities as being the same person.

Well, maybe Harvey has, but that's because of a lot of reasons. As long as Two Face doesn't reveal that information, and Bruce knows he won't, then all's well.

The point is that Batman knows who the Justice League are outside of capes and masks, but they don't know who he is. Of course, revealing himself would mean revealing his kids, and they wouldn't like that if he was boring about it.

The only natural solution is to be over the top and dramatic about it.

He could keep his name to himself, but where's the fun in that?

Though, it'd be funnier if he managed to keep the appearance of Batman and Bruce Wayne hating each other, especially if he reveals that the Bat Cave is under Wayne Manor.

That'd be funny. His kids would be proud.

His kids will want in on this.

He's got some conspiring planning to do.