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"Hey, Quack Quack!" Stumpy had been sitting at his laptop when he saw something and decided that he had to tell Quack Quack about it.
"Quack?"
"Check it out! That really expensive fancy restaurant is offering a 50% discount on Valentine's Day to any group of three couples. We can go there! Me and Ursula, you and Eugly..."
"Quack," said Quack Quack, reminding his friend that they would need a third couple to join them.
Olaf and Olga couldn't be considered, as Olga wasn't a real person, just a block of ice who Olaf had deluded himself into falling in love with. Besides, Olaf was insane. Would you really want him at your date?
"It's real simple, pal," said Stumpy.
He pulled out a blackboard. On the left side of the blackboard were four faces. A frog, a female cat, a female rabbit with orange hair, and another female rabbit. It didn't take a genius to figure out that these four faces were supposed to represent Kaeloo, Ursula, Eugly and Pretty respectively. On the right side were three more faces: a squirrel, a duck and a male cat. These were supposed to be Stumpy, Quack Quack and Mr. Cat. Stumpy drew a double-headed arrow between the female cat and the squirrel.
"Ursula and I are a couple..." Stumpy drew another double-headed arrow between the duck and the redheaded rabbit.
"You and Eugly are a couple..." Stumpy drew regular arrows from the other rabbit to the cat, the cat to the frog, and the frog to the cat.
"As you know, Kaeloo and Mr. Cat like each other, but they don't know that it's mutual. Pretty also likes Mr. Cat, but he hates her guts!"
"Quack."
This probably meant "I already know this, so why are you telling me?"
"So all we have to do is make sure Kaeloo and Mr. Cat become a couple by Valentine's Day, and stop Pretty from ruining everything! We'll call it Operation: Kaelat!" explained Stumpy, writing "OPERATION: KAELAT" on the board in big letters.
"Quack," said Quack Quack approvingly, giving a thumbs up.
"Let's go see what our couple-to-be is up to," said Stumpy, and the two friends left. Shortly afterwards, Pretty showed up, looking for everyone else so she could find someone to bully since Eugly was busy.
"Where did they all - Wait, what's that?" Pretty noticed the blackboard. "Operation... KAELAT?! That can't happen, Mr. Cat is MINE! I'm not going to let Kaeloser take him away from me..."