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It all Started 5 Days ago Andre was caught Pirating Sex with Hitler (Yes its a Real Game)
so he went to Prison for 5 Years and after he got Released he only Wanted to do 1 Thing...
and thats Playing Sex with Hitler and Instead of Pirating it again he Wanted to Buy it But he didnt have Money so he Decided to do Only Fans for Money he called Himself the GayLord and got 600$ per Month he was able to Buy Sex with Hitler so he threw a Party with all his Friends and his Friends were Cal and Thats It so They were Celebrating but Andre Noticed that Cal was a bit Sad (he Cried and Screamed in the Corner of the Room) so Andre Asked whats Wrong and Cal answered "UWU Senpai i just dont want you to have Sex with Hitler pls have Sex with me UWU" Andre's Heart Skipped a Beat and he just Jumped into Cal's Arms Too Bad Andre Missed and Jumped out the Window he Opened a few Minutes Ago he Broke His Arms, Legs, and also his Pipi Tragic to Watch but it Didnt Stopped Cal from Molestering Andre Anyways he Lost his Virginity his Arms Legs and the Most Tragic one His Pipi (very Sad)
So What did we Learn? Exacly Windows are Evil and Breaking your Penis is Not so Awsome Sauce
and Remember thats just a Fiction A FANFICTION Thanks for Reading