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Adam Needs Entertainment

Summary:

Adam is, unfortunately, being forced to actual work in the form of paperwork. An angel comes by to give him even more paperwork, and Adam is in desperate need of some entertainment. After all, what's boring work without a fun blowjob?

Notes:

the king is BACK!!!!!! and here to feed all of you poor starving fangirls with Adam content!

seriously there's. one fic and not even that. this is NOT fair to you guys. so as your wonderous savior, here's the best damn Adam oneshot you could ever ask for

said this in the tags already but i originally made this for my partner, but i changed some of the wording and removed the name in favor of "the angel" for all of you guys. so thank me.

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Adam grumbled as he stared down at the papers, aggressively clicking his pen as he let out a loud groan as display of his annoyance before talking to himself. “What the fuck even is this??? I don’t give a shit about any of this nonsense!!” He scribbled a stupid little doodle of himself in the corner, letting out an amused huff.

 

“Yeah.. I should be doing anything else but this..” He muttered as he continued scratching at the paper with his pen, making cool ass S doodles and drawings of himself. “So much cooler than those prissy bitches higher-up…” The angel jolted as the door creaked open, slamming his pen down to the table with an annoyed expression towards the door. “What??” He blinked as he watched the lower angel come into the room. “Uh, sir. Am I interrupting something?”

 

He rolled his eyes as he spoke, growling, “No, I’m staring at the fucking wall like a freak - Of course not! What do you want?” Adam narrowed his eyes as he looked at the angel, glancing her up and down as she started to speak. The angel clutched the papers closer to her chest as she moved towards Adam.

 

“Sera sent me with some papers she needs you to fill out..” She placed the papers down on the desk, and Adam let out an involuntary noise of agitation, muttering under his breath with little care for the poor angel in front of him. ” Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuughhhh are you fucking kidding me even MOOOREEE??? This is SO NOT FUN those CUNTS. GOOD FUCKING GOD.

 

She glanced to the side, slowly trying to move out of the room as Adam threw a mini-temper tantrum. However, he looked up, gesturing for her to move closer, “Don’t you fucking go anywhere, come back here.” The angel immediately turned around and moved back to Adam’s side. “Listen,” Adam picked up his pen, aggressively pointing said pen at her as he spoke, “ You’re going to help me get through these boring ass papers. No questions asked.” She blinked. “And.. What does that entail, sir?”

 

The fuck did I just say.. Get on your knees, obviously.” Adam twirled his pen as he spoke, ‘cause cool pen tricks are sick, and the angel jumped at his words. “Huh?? But, I.. We….” “Did I fucking stutter? On your knees.” The angel’s wings fluttered softly, conflicted, before she moved closer and dropped to her knees before Adam.

 

Adam’s annoyed face changed as he broke into a wide grin, sharp teeth baring on display. “See, that wasn’t so hard. Damn whores not listening the first time I speak.. ” He muttered again, pulling out his cock from under his dress robes as she inched closer, sitting between his legs.

 

She blinked as his dick sat right in front of her face. Adam stared at her expectantly, narrowing his eyes. “Well?? Suck it, bitch.” He pressed the tip against her lips, and the angel paused before opening up, taking the head of his dick into her mouth. Adam seemed pleased, twirling his pen again. “Now you just keep sucking my dick while I work. Simple enough.”

 

She softly suckled at the head of Adam’s dick as soon as he finished speaking, forcing a small jolt from him at the suddenness. He grumbled under his breath a little more for just a moment before picking up his pen, starting to scribble his signature onto some of the papers. He talked under his breath as the angel below him took more of his dick into her mouth, slowly moving her head up and down on his cock. “ Yes.. Yes.. No… Fucking christ, no.. God, how many pages even is this?? ” Adam huffed as the angel picked up the pace.

 

Adam let out a groan as he leaned back, tapping his pen against the paper as his wings flicked a bit. The angel took more of his dick into her mouth, nearly to the base, keeping a consistent rhythm of bobbing her head up and down. She opened her eyes a bit as Adam glanced down for a moment. “You know, you’re not all that terrible at this!” He twirled his pen in his hand as he spoke.

 

“..Hey, isn’t this pen trick so fucking cool?” The angel let out a gagging noise as she pushed her head down to the base, attempting to respond despite the fact that his dick was practically down her throat. Adam blinked for a second, “Yeaah, of course you’d agree. Naturally..”

 

Adam shivered a little again as she sped up, fucking her throat with his cock, making small choking and gagging noises as she continued to take his dick to the base. He leaned in towards his desk again, getting back to his work, though his hand started to shake a little bit. He panted softly, masking it with small grunts every now and then.

 

The angel pulled off of his dick to softly suck at the tip, pressing her tongue in and forcing another shiver from Adam, before returning back to deepthroating his cock at a similar pace to before. Adam let out a small growl, writing through his signatures a little faster. His wings twitched once more at his sides as he took a deep breath.

 

Really, he was nearly done with his work - Maybe all he needed was a little entertainment.

 

Adam’s dick pulsed and twitched softly in her mouth, signaling that he was growing close to his orgasm. He clutched his pen tighter, letting out another small grunt. The angel below him continued to suck at his dick before he suddenly slammed her head down, stuffing all of his cock into her mouth as he reached his orgasm.

 

She let out some small noises of protests, but Adam didn’t seem to notice nor care, panting and groaning softly as he came down her throat. The angel choked on his cock as she attempted to swallow all of his cum. Adam held her head there for what felt like a few minutes before he finally allowed her to pull off.

 

She panted as she sat there on her knees, with Adam giving her another expectant look as he huffed. She leaned in again, licking away whatever was left on his dick, digging her tongue into his slit to elicit another jolt from him. Eventually, she finally pulled away, her breathing more steady now.

 

He glanced at his remaining papers, then to her, grabbing onto her chin and wiping away a bit of cum from the corner of her mouth with his thumb, rubbing it onto her lip instead. He narrowed his eyes slightly before raising his hand in a gesture akin to waving her away. “Yeah, that’s all. You can leave now.”

 

The angel blinked up at him, and he furrowed his brows at her, “Fuck are you looking at me for? Shoo.. Women these days.. ” He muttered that last part as he got back to the papers.

Notes:

as always, leave a kudos if you enjoyed, and especially leave a comment - i love getting comments >:3

 

04/26/24 - have fallen out of love with Hazbin, i am afraid.. apologies to everyone i let down by not updating, HAHAHA!!! still, thank you for reading