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I could hear the buzzing emitting from him. I could always hear the electric crackle and hum pulsing through his metallic body, but now it was louder.
His internal fans were picking up and whirring to life, blowing continuous puffs of hot air into the close space, almost like he was panting.
Prior to now, with him looming over me, we were sitting on this bed together. We sat side by side, his legs dangling off the edge of the mattress and kicking playfully. He turned his monitor to me, a curious [?] glowing.
“Have you ever heard of ‘having sex’ before?”
I was confused, and laughed awkwardly. “Wh- Of course I have.” I giggled, but before I could continue he cut me off.
“Oh, great. That saves me quite a long disclaimer.” His monitor displayed a [ :) ].
He reached his cold robotic hand to rest on mine, the clacking of the metals rewinding in my mind. “Would you like to partake in such an activity with me?” His voice raised in pitch, clearly nervous.
“Oh, I- I uh..” I hesitated, imagining the scenario playing out in my head. Calculester’s monitor displayed an ellipses while he awaited my response.
Imagining him on top of me, pinning me down with his weight and grinding his hips against mine. Imagining his fascination with my soft human body in contrast with his hard robotic one. I imagined him underneath me as well, getting to experiment with his body. I imagined-
“Yes. Yes please.” I blurted, stopping my inner monologue’s ramblings.
His screen lit up with multiple joyous emoticons. He made some sort of mix between a whirring and squealing noise.
“I have some questions, though.” His monitor tilted and displayed a [?] again.
“Oh? If you are worried about ‘STIs’, I cannot contract or spread them.” He spoke monotonously.
“Not exactly what I was curious about, but that /is/ good to know. I was more curious about your experience. Sexually?” He lifted his hand away from mine to rest it against the bottom of his monitor, in a thinking pose. He displayed another ellipsis as he formed an answer.
I fidgeted with my hands while they were free, pure energy flowing through my body.
“Well, I have sexual thoughts and fantasies often. I have never had sexual intercourse with anything, considering the fact: I wasn’t built with genitalia. I doubt that I can gain any physical pleasure, but one could imagine how the action is equally as sensual visually.” He nodded as he finished his thought. “So, to shortly answer your question, I have no sexual experience physically.” He shrugged stiffly.
I flapped my lips stumbling for an answer, but couldn’t help the rising heat in my body. “That’s okay. Uh.. if you’d like to just explore and learn tonight, we can try that first.”
He raised a finger in the air, an exclamation point appearing on his monitor brightly. (☝️🤓) “That is a great idea! I can learn about humans more intimately, and better understand their society.” (🤓)
I nodded slowly. “Yeah……..But, not everybody is going to like what I like. Everybody is different, so what I might feel is sexy might be gross to another person.”
“Hmm..” I could hear him whirring as he processed this. “Infinite combinations and possibilities are difficult to think about.” His monitor displayed a
[ :( ].
I sighed, “I get it. But, just focus on one dude at a time, okay?” I playfully smacked his thigh a few times. He nodded and hummed, displaying a thumbs up.
“Do you wanna try undressing me, or should I do it myself?” I started, standing in front of him as he sat on the edge of the bed.
The joints in his fingers clicked as he fidgeted nervously. “Ah, I’m… Not sure. I’m not so good at dressing myself even, so I’m unsure if I’ll understand the intricacies of your clothing.” He shifted on the bed, squirming in anticipation.
“I’d like to try!” He decided, his screen glowing ever brighter.