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Chapter One: Good Morning?
Private chat between Isagi and Kagami:
MA DAY ONE 💯😫😤
(Friday 2:05 AM)
How is jail going?
Stfu bro, I'm telling you there's sum real wrong with 3/4 of these people
Ain't no way 😱
SPILL
Ight so I was just chilling chatting with my lil monster when I needed to pee
Anyways I was walking while I was daydreaming so I wasn't paying attention and that's when I saw it
BRO WHAT?!
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Don't do this to me, man
I'm invested now
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YOU CANT DO THIS TO ME
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ON MY DEAD MOMMA I WILL BLOCK YOUR GOOFY ASS
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I DON'T LIKE YOU
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I hope that German you hate kisses you goodnight 🤬
GASP
Ain't NO WAY YOU JUST TOLD ME THAT
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Y DO U HATE ME SM??
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WHAT HAVE I EVER DONE TO U
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see this attitude is the reason why I fucked ur dad
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Yeah you heard that right I catch those dilfs like Pokemons
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I love you please don't do this to me kitten
PAUSE.
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NO WAY YOU JUST SAID THAT
Yes way
Come over bae 🤞
I will block you one of these days 😑
Please don't you're my only friend 😭
Don't try to guilt-trip me I know you have that other friend, you know the crazy one
I would never replace you 🥺👉👈
You can no longer contact this user as this user has blocked you
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LMFAOXXHAHS
YO WHATRE U BLOCKING ME FOR YOU MF ?!
FOR SHOWING MY LOVE AND AFFECTION
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Wow
I guess our friendship since elementary meant nothing to you?
I see how it is, it's fine
I'm not crying you are
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Blue lock
(Friday 2:25 AM)
Bashira:
SO LIKE IF I KEEP DRINKING WATER WILL MY PEE BE TRANSPARENT??
chigiri:
I-
How do you even come up with these things
Actually nvm I don't even want to
Bashira:
CAUSE I SAW THIS VIDEO OF A PORNSTAR SAYING TGATS HOW THEH DO IT
Isagi:
Bashira I think it's time for you to go to sleep
Bashira:
BUT NOBODY HAS STILL ANWERD MY QUESTION
Barou:
Stfu and go to sleep
You're annoying
Isagi:
Nah cause what're you being so rude for 🤨
Attention-seeking looking ahh 🙄
Bashira:
OMG ISAGIII
I LOVE YOU SM
THAK U FOR BEING MA FRIEND 😭
WE LOCKED IN FRFR❤️😍🥰🤞
Barou :
WHO ARE YOU INSULTING?!
Isagi:
Ain't no way bros making this so deep for no reason 😑
Reo:
-"SO IF I LIKE KEEP DRINKING WATER WILL MY PEE TURN TRANSPARENT" -
I genuinely have no clue
Kunigami:
Bashira, it's getting late, I think it's time for you to go to sleep
Rin:
Why are you guys being so bothersome at 2:40 AM
Shidou:
Omg Rinrin
Why are you not responding to your DMS
'Rin' has left the 'Blue Lock' group chat
Shidou has added 'Rin' to the 'blue lock' group chat
'Rin' has left the 'blue lock' group chat
Shidou had added 'Rin' to the 'Blue lock' group chat
'Rin' went offline
Shidou:
Why does he always go offline when I'm online
'Niko' is online
Niko:
It's because you're weird, annoying, clingy, obsessive, and odd and nobody likes you
'Niko' went offline
Shidou:
I-
Damn
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My lil monster:
(Friday 2:45)
Bashira:
ISAGIIU
Isagi:
Hm?
Bashira:
Can I come over??
Isagi:
Sure, what do you want to watch
Bashira:
Boku no pico
Isagi:
PAUSE
Bashira:
Nah but like
Idk
You can choose
Isagi:
Ight
Just come over
Well watch demon slayer s3
Bashira:
BETT 😍😭
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MA DAY ONE 💯😩😤
(Friday 6:30 AM)
This user has unblocked you
Isagi woke up as a result of him forgetting to mute his phone last night.
As he took his phone and groaned as he realized he also forgot the lower illumination of his cellphone screen.
He lowered the lightning only to find himself smiling at the notification. He knew his main hubby couldn't stay mad at him forever. Falling back to sleep the only thought ongoing in his mind was ' I knew you would unblock me, after all, we're best friends'.
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Don't forget to uwu owo every single day, girlbossing slaykinging through the borahae.